Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[4stardaysbahbe]

HONEY. YOU DO NOT. UNDERSTAND. I. AM. SO. HAPPY. I. COULD. FUCKING. KILL. MYSELF.

How long will it be till Lady Gollum finds him drowned in the hot tub?

Weasel behaviour. I am starting to think Physiognomy has some merits...

Only just starting? Physiognomy is very real.

 

[Chibitzen]

He's SO CONTENT that he contemplated suicided; or rather, got close to it. SO CONTENT.

"I don't like to come to stream and fake a smile!" "I don't want to fake shit!"... Oh, Nick. This is not the confession you think it is! People vary day-to-day, but if they're relatively well-adjusted and they themselves are not a total disaster, one can smile and go to work facing such difficulties without needing to project to others something they're not. They can do this very easily if they lived a life that is based upon serving others and not just themselves.

 

[Shagedan]

Festive Samurai Furiously Services The Energii King:

A Balldo User technique only transmitted to masters of the Gay Underwear Party.

Flaming Queen Cock Trap Fist…only non-practicing lawyers have the right combination of free time and homosexuality to master it.

It’s said that the martial art’s greatest technique, ホモ転生 (Faggot Rebirth), is only available to those that attain a state of pure cope by destroying their brain with liquor and prescription medication.

 

[AltisticRight]

Picture related:

Balldo-wearer who visits Hedonism II cuck resorts, gay nightclubs for underwear bodily fluid exchanges, drinks and texts in the shower, and doesn't practice law.

Mexican balding unfunny hack comedian, whose claim to fame was being on a Dr. Phil episode and being the prom king in high school, he dresses up as a cow named Juju while being sodomised, and his wife secretly preferred her ex who would have at least given her children by now.

Greasy unfunny midget pornographer that pimps out his girlfriend and defaces gravestones like a klansman.

Fat pompous paedophile who fantasises about children being raped, draws lolicon fanart and reproduces the scenes of the Columbine Massacre.

Versus...

A guy who started a successful business, employs a team of people, God-fearing Christian family man, who not only fulfilled all crowdfunding promises but exceeded them, provided to charity and his one-line Xeets sends the 4 above into Eternal cope and seethe.

Who needs enemies when you have allies like this?


Not sure which is the winning team.

Merry Christmas Balldo, crack another top-shelf bottle open.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Nicky is now sneeding that Jersh will NEVER be allowed in the kingdom of Balldo EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Very ironic since not too long ago he said he loved Josh and wished him a billion dollars and he just needed to be a good boy to get Nick's expert legal aid.

 

[Strix454]

After watching the last elissa clip video from Nick, he seems to be ironically living the story of "its a wonderful life" inverted. He has lived an entirely selfish life and suicide becomes the logical conclusion to end it.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Nicky is now sneeding that Jersh will NEVER be allowed in the kingdom of Balldo EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Very ironic since not too long ago he said he loved Josh and wished him a billion dollars and he just needed to be a good boy to get Nick's expert legal aid.

"Sorry Josh..." *Gay little salute*can one of our resident experts please make a gif of that? He's giving out mixed signals here his mouth says fuck josh and his actions are saluting the fuher.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Nicky is now sneeding that Jersh will NEVER be allowed in the kingdom of Balldo EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Very ironic since not too long ago he said he loved Josh and wished him a billion dollars and he just needed to be a good boy to get Nick's expert legal aid.

Lol, lmao even.

Balldo over there claims it's extortion for Null saying he doesn't want to talk to him unless he's sober, meanwhile Balldo sits on his stream and goes "Mmm, yes, mmm I see some website is in trouble again, it sure is a shame that site owner won't put on the Balldo in exchange for me signal boosting his censorship to my audience of wine moms and black bulls, mmm, yes, such a shame, if only he'd put on that Balldo."

You know, if you read this Balldo, it's not abnormal for people not to talk to drunk retards, it is abnormal to demand people do shit for you to stand up for your own ideals that you claimed to have, such as free speech.

 

[Sam Losco]

He's SO CONTENT that he contemplated suicided; or rather, got close to it. SO CONTENT.

@4:45 "and sometimes it confronts you with a kick to the fucking testicles"
No man, that's just the Balldo giving you testicular torsion.

 

[Null]

>walks in to intervention surrounded by friends and family
>"we want what's best for you"
>"you will not extort me"

 

[Potatoherder]

Did better than YT( $206 ). Nick(31197417) was talky today and defensive with 11 total comments in chat.

Nikkiii	“I have to be up at 8am to safely drive my kids while still drunk and having barely slept” -father of the year. No wonder wife gets it on the side	2023-12-23 02:48:42 -0600 CST
RekietaLaw	"@nikkiii if you're still drunk when you wake up, you're a goddamn retard"	2023-12-23 02:49:19 -0600 CST
Nikkiii	@RekietaLaw I’m not a father nor a drinker you are the retard. Not denying your wife gets it on the side huh?	2023-12-23 02:50:52 -0600 CST
RekietaLaw	"@nikkiii rofl, I don't drive drunk, you weirdo, and my wife and I are literally virgins at marriage and monogamous since. Write your own fiction."	2023-12-23 02:52:01 -0600 CST

You have that and Drunk Nick pulls out this. Confession thru projection with his r/atheism roots showing.

RekietaLaw	REMEMBER. Mary had an afir nd go forgave her fo being a sluyt	2023-12-23 05:23:30 -0600 CST
RekietaLaw	SO,, THE ANSWER IS....GET JEWISH WOMEN PREGGERS...THAT MAY BE JESDUS	2023-12-23 05:23:59 -0600 CST

Pot meet kettle.

thekindlyman555

I'm a fan and supporter of you and Eric but it's a shame how he can't take criticism well. He even argued with ME on Twitter after your stream with him and I have like 80 followers and support him.

$20

2023-12-23 03:56:22 -0600 CST

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[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

>walks in to intervention surrounded by friends and family
>"we want what's best for you"
>"you will not extort me"

He's one of the more insane cases of Oppositional Defiant Disorder, where he hasn't managed to tame it into something productive and less self-destructive.
If he senses, even slightly, that someone wants to deprive him of total and utter self-determination, even out of love for him, he'll immediately veer off into the opposite direction out of spite.

 

[Scout Trooper]

Nicky is now sneeding that Jersh will NEVER be allowed in the kingdom of Balldo EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Very ironic since not too long ago he said he loved Josh and wished him a billion dollars and he just needed to be a good boy to get Nick's expert legal aid.

I know Nick's "job" is to fill time by continuously talking but I hate the way he smugly states things that are just a fact or beyond his control as if it's a moral high road he's taking.

Tons of YouTubers do this, especially when they're in the middle of getting their shit pushed in during some kind of drama.

Example:
"You won't talk to me? You're gonna talk to your audience instead? Go ahead. I'll never stop you "

Wow, not preventing Josh from talking to his audience? What a brave position to take, Nick. I clearly see you're the real good guy here.

Confession thru projection with his r/atheism roots showing.

RekietaLaw	REMEMBER. Mary had an afir nd go forgave her fo being a sluyt	2023-12-23 05:23:30 -0600 CST
RekietaLaw	SO,, THE ANSWER IS....GET JEWISH WOMEN PREGGERS...THAT MAY BE JESDUS	2023-12-23 05:23:59 -0600 CST

What the fuck

 

[TheLastJoestar]

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God Damn! Balldo on suicide watch.

Spoiler: BTFO

Hey, we're doing Carols?

God rest ye merry gentlemen,
May nothing you dismay.
Remember, Nick our lolcow lord got drunk on Christmas day
The vices warn of Satan's po'er; may we not go astray
Oh tidings of lolcows and Joy - lolcows and joy
Oh tidings of lolcows and joy

In Minnesota he will tell
The red-nosed cow was born
Non-practicing, and washed up
Swears he's not into cuck porn
And dare not mention black bulls
'else you'll come to earn his scorn
Oh tidings of lolcows and Joy - lolcows and joy
Oh tidings of lolcows and joy

From God our Heavenly Father
A blessed moment came
And Unto certain black men
Balldo's jealousy enflamed
How that in Rumble Chats was born
a loser fall'n from grace
Oh tidings of lolcows and Joy - lolcows and joy
Oh tidings of lolcows and joy

"Fear not then" Sad the Diddler Dax
"You're going to be alright
Engage in your worst vices
Thirst for MANdy's virgin light
Besmirch /our wife/ disgrace your kids
for Satan's sheer delight"
Oh tidings of lolcows and Joy - lolcows and joy
Oh tidings of lolcows and joy

last verse cause this song is really fucking long.

The kiwis at those tidings
rejoiced with much in mind
We found our milk stocks overflown
A tempest rare to find
Though if he finds the help he needs
THERE'S HOPE FOR ALL MANKIND

Oh tidings of lolcows and Joy - lolcows and joy
Oh tidings of lolcows and joy

 

[Balldo's Gate]

RekietaLaw

"@nikkiii if you're still drunk when you wake up, you're a goddamn retard"

2023-12-23 02:49:19 -0600 CST

There is no way Nick wasn't still drunk when he woke up today (assuming he's woken up yet).

As everyone should have predicted, Nick got way too drunk last night, swaying from side to side, based on skipping through the timestamps.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

RekietaLaw

"@nikkiii rofl, I don't drive drunk, you weirdo, and my wife and I are literally virgins at marriage and monogamous since. Write your own fiction."

2023-12-23 02:52:01 -0600 CST

I will say it again:

He has flopped on this over the years. I have to find his 'blue dress' story from late last year or early this year, but this is patently NOT true.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

>walks in to intervention surrounded by friends and family
>"we want what's best for you"
>"you will not extort me"

I'll only talk if everyone puts on a Balldo.

 

[not william stenchever]

I know Nick is just attempting to do some high school girl shit with his "oh Null could really use my help, too bad" shit but I don't know what Rackets could bring to the table in trying to keep this site up. Do we need his tips and tricks on how to neglect your family or the proper etiquette for felating whiskey bottles? Do we need to know which bulls on instagram to follow for the maximum pleasuring of Our Wife? Do we need a step by step guide on how to attract leathery wine moms and unhinged lunatics into a paid for hugbox? Do we need to follow his absolutely haram and heretical version of Christianity?

We do need Nick to keep streaming though because he has become the spectacle to behold.

 

[WEEKEND]

I know Nick is just attempting to do some high school girl shit with his "oh Null could really use my help, too bad" shit but I don't know what Rackets could bring to the table in trying to keep this site up. Do we need his tips and tricks on how to neglect your family or the proper etiquette for felating whiskey bottles? Do we need to know which bulls on instagram to follow for the maximum pleasuring of Our Wife? Do we need a step by step guide on how to attract leathery wine moms and unhinged lunatics into a paid for hugbox? Do we need to follow his absolutely haram and heretical version of Christianity?

We do need Nick to keep streaming though because he has become the spectacle to behold.

He introduced Null to a lawyer didn't he, or am I getting that mixed up? That's about the only thing he could help with but even then given the the whole Vic Mignogna situation I wouldn't take any advice from Nick or his friends.

 

[trash cat]

Nick Rekieta is going to show everyone.

He's not putting down that whisky glass until something irreversible and terrible happens.

To hell with his kids, to hell with his wife, and to hell with his former friends.

He's not gonna stop until he's 50 years old, in a nursing home, and in end stage liver failure.

That'll show us.