Shitty ChefTuber General Thread - Other than Kay's Cooking & Jack The Ack

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Seagal said:
Never heard of "Mad Dog 40." MD 20/20 is not malt liquor.
Click to expand...
just googled it, it's wine? i've always seen it sold in the malt liquor aisle at corner stores. also, might've misremembered the name. thanks for the correction

RX-78 said:
What was the exact medical reason for obese people tending to become dumber as they grow fatter? In her case I can tell she was abused as a child and grew up with terrible nutrition, with alcohol layered on top of that in her adult years, but that specific medical term escapes me.
Click to expand...
it's called neuroplasticity

TV's Adam West said:
I fucking love him, can we keep him?
Click to expand...
i like him as well, but his over the top aussie accent/lingo irks me at times but i assume that's how they act

nigga even got the soyjak face in one of the thumbnails
1702402008798.png
 
  • Informative
Reactions: AmateurComedicTaxidermist and RX-78
I was recommended "Mandys food", a 54-year-old Brit'ish grandma with a shit load of food health issues. The first video was about her making unseasoned chicken (sorry, she used salt and peppa).
1702415084045.png1702415330757.png


After skimming the video, I was like "meh, doesn't seem like a lot"... till I saw her make pizza. IS THIS WHAT YOU BRITBONGS EAT IN THE UK? she puts sweet corn on half of the pizza. One thing I've noticed since watching her videos is that she likes telling bits of her life while cooking. She'll tell us about a dream she had last night to how money has changed since the 80s

Mentions she loves PewDiePie and CinnamonToastKen but has issues pronouncing his name. She's offended that Pewds and CTK think British food is disgusting.

1702415061979.png

In her first video, she talks about being abused by her father... which is the second time I've seen somebody talk about being abused regarding this thread. it's not funny, but interesting to see how common the abuse -> shit chef pipeline is. She talks about being thrown in a bathtub full of hot water, getting the top of her finger chopped off, and going to the hospital but didn't get stitches????


 
Last edited:
  • Informative
Reactions: AmateurComedicTaxidermist
Excuse me for the double post but I'm finishing up watching "good cook and her guinea pig". I've only decided to add the interesting videos because after watching 25 videos, it mostly ends up being the same shit.

Chris claims she's Dutch mixed with Indian.
1702532313181.png


I seriously cannot fucking describe to you what this is. She uses milk and caramel for an egg wash and uses BBQ chips as breading for pork chops
1702532964362.png
 
  • Like
  • Informative
  • Horrifying
Reactions: Torque Wheeler, Forsaken Wanderer and AmateurComedicTaxidermist
Osama Bin Laden said:
Excuse me for the double post but I'm finishing up watching "good cook and her guinea pig". I've only decided to add the interesting videos because after watching 25 videos, it mostly ends up being the same shit.

Chris claims she's Dutch mixed with Indian.
View attachment 5564509


I seriously cannot fucking describe to you what this is. She uses milk and caramel for an egg wash and uses BBQ chips as breading for pork chops
View attachment 5564529
Click to expand...
She's actually reacting to the trolls with relative maturity so far. Yes her recipes are atrocious, but no more disgusting than the ones Fat Guy Across America's lolcow wife Angie came up with during his trip not across the country to win back his girl who eventually divorced him anyway.

So yeah, people are pozloading my neghole and I'm a bit uncomfortable with that.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Forsaken Wanderer
Less Nasty Old Person said:
She's actually reacting to the trolls with relative maturity so far. Yes her recipes are atrocious, but no more disgusting than the ones Fat Guy Across America's lolcow wife Angie came up with during his trip not across the country to win back his girl who eventually divorced him anyway.
Click to expand...
so far, she's just been saying "stop being mean guise, why can't we all get along"

here's this. it's disgusting
 
  • Like
Reactions: Forsaken Wanderer and AmateurComedicTaxidermist

This one is quick. The guy adds a pack of weenies, a pack of "Italian style" meatballs to a slow cooker. Throws in some BBQ sauce. You're thinking, oh okay can't be too bad where's he going with this?

Pulls out cherry pie filling out of nowhere and then a tiny bit of Thai sweet ginger sauce. Why? Why even add the sweet ginger. If you're gonna slow cook some of the cherry sugars should come forward, just add some ginger and a half a jalapeño. I say half because its obvious you can't handle anything more if you think a sweet ginger sauce is too strong.

Then he slow cooks it and at the end is like WOW SO MOIST to the meatball.

Yeah, fucker you filled the slow cooker to the brim (with the most confusing sauce possible). You absolute moron retard. They should ban him from grocery stores.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Forsaken Wanderer
So, haven't had too much going on in the cheftuber thread so far but here are some updates

This was good chef and her guinea pig's last video, they haven't uploaded in a week now. It's still the same ol' retarded routine

There have been developments with Drunk Koala though. For the last week, Koala has been switching up his content to a more vlog format. I've been watching him for the past week and these are the highlights.

Koala attempts to make a pizza but looks like a mountain of shit

In his more recent videos, we see a few liquor bottles in the background of his kitchen. Plus, he also discusses on he is usually drunk when making these "bachelor cooking" videos which might explain why most of his food looks awful.

In this video, Koala debuts his girlfriend eating at a buffet. After this video, multiple videos are made eating at buffets with his girlfriend.
1703775668093.png


It should be noted that Koala is fat again, stating that January will be his year to lose weight and take it more seriously. I guess we'll have to wait till Jan 2nd. For Americans, 140kg is roughly 300 pounds. 308.647 if you're autistic
1703776002552.png
1703776082996.png


Also, like KingCobraJFS, he can't spell monetized right.
1703776047778.png


He's back at the buffet again, and using his gunt as "click-bait" for his videos now. Are we going to get a Hamberlynn saga?

VitaminDsupplements said:
This one is quick. The guy adds a pack of weenies, a pack of "Italian style" meatballs to a slow cooker. Throws in some BBQ sauce. You're thinking, oh okay can't be too bad where's he going with this?
Click to expand...
I've checked out his videos and I have this feeling this channel was created for ragebait. Not taking anything away from this but I've seen too many fake shitty cookers on TikTok
 
Last edited:
  • Informative
  • Agree
Reactions: Torque Wheeler, Tacky Old Broad, Caligura and 1 other person
I'm too lazy right now to remember the BB codes but I've been watching this channel to fill the void that Should I Series left (miss him tbh) and his name is FutureCanoe.

It's pretty entertaining watching some autistic man fail (but still at least more talented than Jack Scalfani) at cooking whatever is the trending zoomer recipes at the moment. Even when he doesn't fail his food still looks utterly unappetizing, but that's sorta the charm.

So far doesn't seem to be any drama with him, so it's cozy content imo.
 
Fat retard fucks up making honey soy chicken while flies swarm his kitchen

 
Last edited:
Caligura said:
I'm too lazy right now to remember the BB codes but I've been watching this channel to fill the void that Should I Series left (miss him tbh) and his name is FutureCanoe.

It's pretty entertaining watching some autistic man fail (but still at least more talented than Jack Scalfani) at cooking whatever is the trending zoomer recipes at the moment. Even when he doesn't fail his food still looks utterly unappetizing, but that's sorta the charm.

So far doesn't seem to be any drama with him, so it's cozy content imo.
Click to expand...
Should I Series has been back for the past few weeks!
 
Has anybody posted Dave's Cooking Show yet? The cooking channel hosted by one, Dave Nordahl, a walrus twisted by foul magicks into human shape, who previously went by the wonderfully edgy handle 'warcorpse666' and who, on his other channel, bellows drunkenly at women under the name 'Lord of Patriarchy'.


His channel trailer, splicing scenes of lesbian pornography in between footage of his culinary efforts is certainly a choice too.

Concerned viewers have observed that the food he makes, as well as being incredibly unhealthy and filled with 'beetus-levels of fat and salt (something that no doubt contributes to the ornery Mr. Nordahl's red-faced, rotund appearance) invariably comes out looking absolutely fucking gross.

 
Last edited:
There was a guy that put entire containers of grated parm into a lasagna to feed to homeless people, as well as entire containers of granulated garlic, does anyone know who I am talking about and if so can you link me his channel?

I saw it a while ago and I still think of that video as the worst recipe I have ever seen. I think he was also into fitness and posted a bunch of jumping jack videos or something similar.
 
Drunk Koala uploads a non-cooking video where he sucks off KingCobraJFS for 50 minutes. You should watch it at 2x speed or none at all.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back