Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Did he start in some attempt to bring in winemoms on stream, soaking in hot tubs showing off their bolt ons?

Nothing so complex, he's just an exhibitionist who gets off to the idea of talking to thousands of people totally naked. He's flashed his dick before too, no matter how much he gives his Fatrickian "No incel prude, you have not seen my penis."

For that matter, guarantee he isn't wearing pants on most of his streams and since he doesn't wear underwear, well, yeah everytime he takes his shirt off like on the DO U NO MAN-D stream he's totally naked.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Of note another Flashcast without Nick. He hasn't been on in a while. Think the relationship with juju strained stuff with yellowflash's group.

Nick was becoming the LEAST interesting person on there. Part of the reason was that they moved away from mocking current film, vidya, and non-print entertainment media that required little preparation for Balldo.

I am buying the theory more ans more that YF was making inroads into the G+G and FNT space. Though they do scream about Disney/Marvel and woke too much, I think they are honestly nerds--something Nick could not bother to relate to (too much work). Remember when they were reviewing a show, and Nick couldn't find an hour each week to actually watch it?

Nick is finding out that his channel and success were a community effort, and now that community has largely moved on from him or become uninteresting.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Nick couldn't find an hour each week to actually watch it?

Well you see the Balldo is busy drinking "working" sixty hours a week and can't find a moment to spare from his busy life of being a degenerate.

 

[R00T]

He seems not only pretty based but all these people should be natural allies, not attacking each other. It's fag shit and July doesn't seem to be the one fagging it up.

Iirc EVS started a specific Comicsgate group of artists and writers where he was forcing those involved to say something like “I am comicsgate” and denounce the industry. I remember a few years ago him beefing with some artists and trying to astroturf their gofundmes because they refused to write of the industry. They had life long friends working in it and didn’t want politics involved in their work, ie let the comic speak for itself instead of gaining an audience because you talked crap about the other side.

EVS has always operated with the “if you’re not with me you’re against me.” I’m sure this is because Eric July has at some point just said “I want to make comics and don’t care about whatever comics gate is.”

 

[Anticipointment]

Well you see the Balldo is busy drinking "working" sixty hours a week and can't find a moment to spare from his busy life of being a degenerate.

You’d think with all that driving & waiting on kids in activities that he supposedly does he’d have plenty of down time for listening to things but apparently not. Too busy slapfighting on X & scrolling through Instagram thots bulls probably.

 

[Strix454]

No, you see he had so many children they needed more space so his parents bought him not one but two houses right next to each other. iirc the total value is closer to 1.5 million and balldoman bitches about how some relatives are staying in the old house so he can't sell it, naturally he would keep all of the money from the sale.

The two houses is only a recent thing. But paying for houses for Nick and wife seems to go all the way back to when they got married in the early 2000s. Right out of college doing boiler room stuff for Welles Fargo, Nick was living with a wife who did not work in a big house he could not have afforded.

 

[Chibitzen]

You guys have my permission to stop posting gay song lyrics now. Half of you don't even adhere to the proper syllable count in what you're parodying and it's becoming a lot to scroll past.

I'm sorry for the hat, but such energies have potential creative usages and must continue. Though I do agree hide it with a spoiler to reduce scroll time for our casual viewers of Nick's cringe.

Imagine if you will, one of his kids caught wind of such imaginative Christmas hymes somehow. Then scribbled it on his steamy shower door while Scrooge McLaw was busy writhing on Twitter under the false pretense of safety from his shower stall while he spews never-ending artificial joy onto the unsuspecting masses.

Now that would be a very Merry fucking Christmas, my friend. He may get his Xbox taken away, but my God, it would be Ferris Bueller levels of legendary.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

wife who did not work

Did Kayla ever work before having kids?

 

[Pomniman]

You guys have my permission to stop posting gay song lyrics now. Half of you don't even adhere to the proper syllable count in what you're parodying and it's becoming a lot to scroll past.

Nooooo balldoless child, we WILL post the gibberish parodies, EVEN in languages we don't speak. Enjoy virginity, incel prude.

Spoiler: El Balldito Jamaicano

Con mi balldito Jamaicano, voy camino de semén
Con mi balldito Jamaicano, voy camino de semén
Si me ven, si me ven
Voy camino de semén
Si me ven, si me ven
Voy camino de semén

El lucerito bañanero ilumina mi culero
El lucerito bañanero ilumina mi culero
Si me ven, si me ven
Voy camino de semén
Si me ven, si me ven
Voy camino de semén

Con mi cuatrico voy chupando, mi balldito va jodando
Con mi cuatrico voy chupando, mi balldito va jodando
Si me ven, si me ven
Voy camino de semén
Si me ven, si me ven
Voy camino de semén

Suki suki suki suki
Suki suki suki sa
Apúrate, mi balldito
Que ya vamos a llegar

Suki suki suki suki
Suki suki suki su
Apúrate mi balldito
Vamos a ver a Romaine

Con mi balldito Jamaicano, voy camino de semén
Con mi balldito Jamaicano, voy camino de semén
Si me ven, si me ven
Voy camino de semén
Si me ven, si me ven
Voy camino de semén

El lucerito bañanero ilumina mi culero
El lucerito bañanero ilumina mi culero
Si me ven, si me ven
Voy camino de semén
Si me ven, si me ven
Voy camino de semén

Con mi cuatrico voy chupando, mi balldito va jodando
Con mi cuatrico voy chupando, mi balldito va jodando
Si me ven, si me ven
Voy camino de semén
Si me ven, si me ven
Voy camino de semén

Suki suki suki suki
Suki suki suki sa
Apúrate, mi balldito
Que ya vamos a llegar

Suki suki suki suki
Suki suki suki su
Apúrate mi balldito
Vamos a ver a Romaine

Con mi balldito Jamaicano, voy camino de semén
Con mi balldito Jamaicano, voy camino de semén
Si me ven, si me ven
Voy camino de semén
Si me ven, si me ven
Voy camino de semén

Si me ven, si me ven
Voy camino de semén
Si me ven, si me ven
Voy camino de semén

Si me ven, si me ven
Voy camino de semén
Si me ven, si me ven
Voy camino de semén

Suki suki suki suki
Suki suki suki sa
Apúrate, mi balldito
Que ya vamos a llegar

Suki suki suki suki
Suki suki suki su
Apúrate mi balldito
Vamos a ver a Romaine

 

[Neetorino]

Merry Christmas to all my nigguhs!

---

I've been slowly catching up, I wasn't actually prepared for another Eric July copestream but here we are! I'm glad Nick saw the week running up to Christmas, realized he forgot to get his thread a gift, and even called in EVS for those bonus comicsgate points. I've got like 6 more pages of thread to read at some point today, but I must say it's fucking sad those two took twoish hours to watch a 16min video and the only things they had to say was "no Eric you're wrong!" With Nick even saying he ahsolutely wasn't gonna pull up the previous vid, just trust him bro Eric said those things.

Also, being told to sober up isn't extortion, but maybe Nick just enjoys his wetbrain.

 

[Captain Manning]

I mean, call me a crazy conspiracy theorist (I am), but I think Eric just wants to make and sell his comic books. Like, that’s it, I think he’s just a comic writer who wants to write comics and sell them.
Crazy.

That seems to be a majority opinion on the Farms.

There's a much smaller group of people who think July is a cow in his own right, and that he has difficulty accepting criticism. The problem there is that the people going in on July the hardest are utterly detestable. Several of them already have threads on the Farms. Given those circumstances, few people give a shit and are all too happy to see him succeed.

Its easy to blame Nick's behavior on his alcoholism and brain decay. But its more difficult to figure out what EVS is thinking. He allied with a group of losers in decline (Nick, Dax, Vito) against someone bigger and more popular (July).
Worse yet, when there is good news for Eric July, EVS doubles down for hours on everything rather than just doing the rational thing and being quiet.
What does being in an alliance with the failing (Nick), the failed (Dax) and the never-was (Vito) get EVS?

It's not difficult to figure out at all.

EVS used to be king of the sektur. He made the most amout of money of anybody in CG. Then July comes along, beats EVS's income records, and delivers his products on time.

This leaves EVS with two options if he wants to reclaim the title:

1. Learn from July and improve his own efforts.
2. Work with people to tear down July so that he can go back to being king of the sektur, and everybody will have to wait 700 years for the next issue of Cyberfrog if they want an alternative to Marvel and DC that will save western civilization (or some shit).

He's chosen the second option.

It's a bitch move. He's a salty bitch.

EDIT: Typos.

 

[Strix454]

Did Kayla ever work before having kids?

I couldn't find any sign of it. I also think she started on the kids very early in the marriage.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I couldn't find any sign of it. I also think she started on the kids very early in the marriage.

Yeah but it took years to get one to term. She had plenty of time to work.

The fact that she teaches a music class for the co-op makes me think she may have done something related to music or maybe teaching. What was her college major? I assume she graduated but who knows.

 

[Strix454]

There's a much small group of people who think July is a cow in his own right, and that he has difficulty accepting criticism. The problem there is that the people going in on July the hardest are utterly detestable. Several of them already have threads on the Farms. Given those circumstances, few people give a shit and are all too happy to see him succeed.

I'm not a fan of Eric July. But I don't see him as a cow. He has shown himself as thin-skinned and easy to troll. He is a right-wing grifter and culture warrior. But there isn't anything funny or over the top about what he does. He roughly delivers what he promises. He knows how to run a business. And he is is willing to hire decent people to do work for him. That cows are his biggest haters will alone get him alot of sympathy if not support.

The fact that she teaches a music class for the co-op makes me think she may have done something related to music or maybe teaching. What was her college major? I assume she graduated but who knows.

The signs are that she didn't graduate from the college where she was with Nick and a cheerleader. In 2009, she went to a school (Ridgewater College - A community college) and got a degree in early childhood education & teaching.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

He was a big Kung-Fu guy as well. My guess is that his favourites would include:

The Legend of Drunken Masturbator
Enter the Balldo
Once Upon a Time in Hedonism
The 8 Diagram Pole Sucker
Drink Cum With Me

Anything that features Sammo Well-Hung.

Balldos, don't untwist your testicles.

Traditional Characters

Please use seal script properly like a proper literati would, Mr. Laughing scholar of Lanling. I was too lazy to fucking write a Chinese translation since the names were all based off of Wuxia novels anyways.
I think we forgot to name his sect and his arts. I propose the following:

• Great Way of Alcoholism
• Gate of Drunken Testicular Torsion
• Drunkard's Sect
• Path of Hedonisim and Crimson
• Hao Converted Drunkards
• Union of drink and degeneracy
• Unified Testicles sect
• Green hatted Lustful Watchers

For his arts:

• Drunken Swinger's fists
• Sillicon Crotch Based off the IRL Shaolin Iron Crotch skill where you get kicked enough you can't feel pain in the balls no more lol
• Melding art of fantastical Yin-Yang harmonization
• Unified Testicular art.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

That seems to be a majority opinion on the Farms.

There's a much small group of people who think July is a cow in his own right, and that he has difficulty accepting criticism. The problem there is that the people going in on July the hardest are utterly detestable. Several of them already have threads on the Farms. Given those circumstances, few people give a shit and are all too happy to see him succeed.

I'm not a fan of Eric July. But I don't see him as a cow. He has shown himself as thin-skinned and easy to troll. He is a right-wing grifter and culture warrior. But there isn't anything funny or over the top about what he does. He roughly delivers what he promises. He knows how to run a business. And he is is willing to hire decent people to do work for him. That cows are his biggest haters will alone get him alot of sympathy if not support.



The signs are that she didn't graduate from the college where she was with Nick and a cheerleader. In 2009, she went to a school (Ridgewater College - A community college) and got a degree in early childhood education & teaching.

I am between these two opinions. I am not a comics fan, so I am not in the target audience, and the CG fiasco has soured me on 'muh parallel economy' people. I like Eric for rolling Nick, EVS, Dick, Pedo, and Riley, but I am not going to let another 'Nick' gain any undeserved praise. If he can keep the spergery under wraps, I hope he does well and delivers a solid product to people who enjoy it. It makes peoples' livings--or has the potential to...

Yeah but it took years to get one to term. She had plenty of time to work.

The fact that she teaches a music class for the co-op makes me think she may have done something related to music or maybe teaching. What was her college major? I assume she graduated but who knows.

She had an Early Child Education degree or something, IIRC.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

You guys have my permission to stop posting gay song lyrics now. Half of you don't even adhere to the proper syllable count in what you're parodying and it's becoming a lot to scroll past.

To the tune of Jingle Bells:
Nigger nigger, nigger nigger
Nigger nigger nig
Nigger nigger nigger nigger
Nigger nigger nig

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Thanks to @elb for the clip from the Ty stream, a lovely note and "picture" from MANdy:

I don't remember ever apologizing, you dumb ugly catfish. Shampoo your nasty hair. Do your nails. Clean your room.

Spoiler: And...

Wash your penis.

 

[Getting Tard Comed Jr]

Its easy to blame Nick's behavior on his alcoholism and brain decay. But its more difficult to figure out what EVS is thinking. He allied with a group of losers in decline (Nick, Dax, Vito) against someone bigger and more popular (July).
Worse yet, when there is good news for Eric July, EVS doubles down for hours on everything rather than just doing the rational thing and being quiet.
What does being in an alliance with the failing (Nick), the failed (Dax) and the never-was (Vito) get EVS?

The fact a black man is more succesful and actually delivering his product on time gets under EVS' skin. Liberals hate having their superiority challenged particularly by a black person.

 

[feral cat #6385]

And now he's chimping out at the black comic book man. Shut up Balldo, you're a non practicing lawyer who lost the majority of your cases when you were practicing, and you don't give a shit about the law, you're just mad a black man called you lame and buck broke you. Seethe harder.

Since he never took a case to trial, applying Dax logic, Nick lost every one of his cases.

He is so drunk he will kill himself accidentally. It's just a question of whether it's liver disease or he wraps his shitty Rustang around a telephone pole driving around drunk in the snow.

Unfortunately its more likely he will kill someone else in the process.

Kino Casino, yesterday's show, begins at 2 hours and 8 minutes
They finally cover the Sean melt down of Rekeita.
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So much Rekieta seething. So little time.

Nick should be forcibly tattooed with the worst, dumbest moon runes imaginable over all of his body, calling him a fag, a queer, a cuck, and a retard.

After he kills someone with the balldo mobile, he will be comfort man for black criminals.

Why would anyone take advice of a dog lady who had her own sister come into the sektur to tell her to calm the fuck down?

Isn't she the one who is 70 years old, looks like sekeletor and lives in a homeless shelter. Definitely someone who has made good life choices that you should listen to.

To the tune of Jingle Bells:
Nigger nigger, nigger nigger
Nigger nigger nig
Nigger nigger nigger nigger
Nigger nigger nig

Too many niggers. Try:

Nig Nig Nig
Nig Nig Nig
Nig Nig Na Na Nig

Nig Nig Nig
Niig Nig Nig
Nig Nig Na Na Nig
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