Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Furry is a funny typo when discussing balldoman

That wasn't a typo. That was my prediction.

Especially Asian shit, just why.

Retards in Asia do that as well. I've seen people with "fuck" tattooed on themselves.

His howaitu-torashu tattoo is particularly embarrassing having been done in a typeface style.
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Very similar font to his tattoo, this is basic Noto Serif. This would be like having a shitty quote tattoo done in Times New Roman.
Most people would at least opt for something that looks more like calligraphy to pretend they have artistic taste.

I already said earlier. (Small) Seal Script if you have some taste. Tangut if you're a masochist.

At least if Balldoman had the Triad start pack (Left azure dragon, right white tiger) he could claim to be a wannabe gangster on the real streets lol. Him getting beat up or whacked by the triads in short order would be absolutely hilarious though.
I would laugh if "our wife" had something completely retarded tattooed in Chinese Character's as well. My bets would be 风骚 (This used to be a very positive word until recently...) or anything with the word 鸡 (Chicken) in it.

Edit: Bonus video of Van Darkholme Balldomobile crashing:

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Ask not for who the balldo tolls....

You think if rekeita could talk to himself from back then he would tell himself not to shill the baldo or not?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

He introduced Null to a lawyer didn't he, or am I getting that mixed up?

I think he introduced Robert Barnes (Viva is Canadian so that wouldn't make sense) to Null who introduced him to someone else? Obviously because Barnes is not representing Final solutions (to lolcows) 1176 LLC or Null.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

It is extortion to Nick because he would probably actually die if he gave up liquor and he knows that.

 

[RotPockets]

Ask not for who the balldo tolls....

You think if rekeita could talk to himself from back then he would tell himself not to shill the baldo or not?

I wonder who regrets falling for Man D’s catfish more, the attention starved leathery wine moms that got jealous enough to post hole before ultimately leaving, or Broke Dick Nick thirsting with a bottle up his ass as his community falls to degeneracy and cope?

 

[AnOminous]

Sweet, EVS joined to cope and lie about what happened as well. Was EVS always like this? I remember him back in the day and while he seemed...kind of shitty; idr him being this bad.

He's actually spent a fair amount of time here and at least then, he seemed pretty capable of just sucking up the bants. I mean it more or less automatically takes a certain degree of tism to be involved in these gay -Gates we have these days, but I seriously don't get this Eric July beef at all. He seems not only pretty based but all these people should be natural allies, not attacking each other. It's fag shit and July doesn't seem to be the one fagging it up.

Oh he got way worse when his comic turned out to be a moderate success. It just reinforced all the shitty behavior that made people dislike him in the first place.

I seriously don't get it though. I do get some guy showing up and immediately making a couple million doing something you've been doing for years might incite some jealousy, but seriously, what the fuck, suck it up and maybe take a few tips from the dude. He clearly knows what he's doing from the business end of things so why not up your own game by looking at his?

Being a little bitch about it isn't going to make you money.

 

[trash cat]

"He who fights with monsters wears the Balldo might take care lest he thereby become a monster Balldo. And if you gaze for long into the abyss video camera, the abyss video camera gazes also into you."

-Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

 

[Anticipointment]

He introduced Null to a lawyer didn't he, or am I getting that mixed up? That's about the only thing he could help with but even then given the the whole Vic Mignogna situation I wouldn't take any advice from Nick or his friends.

@Null did you ever talk to Nick about Tomlinson?

Yes, he referred me to Barnes.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick: "I have this thing called integrity."

Said with a completely straight face.

Nick can't say anything with a straight face. It's always a totally gay face. Because he's a gigantic faggot.

Nicky is now sneeding that Jersh will NEVER be allowed in the kingdom of Balldo EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Nobody cares, Nick. Nobody cares. No one.

Null needs to be on your shitshow like he needs a dose of clap.

Balldo over there claims it's extortion for Null saying he doesn't want to talk to him unless he's sober, meanwhile Balldo sits on his stream and goes "Mmm, yes, mmm I see some website is in trouble again, it sure is a shame that site owner won't put on the Balldo in exchange for me signal boosting his censorship to my audience of wine moms and black bulls, mmm, yes, such a shame, if only he'd put on that Balldo."

Nick doesn't seem to get this. We are possibly the most reviled website on the Internet at this point, and this colossal faggot is bad for OUR reputation.

 

[not william stenchever]

Null needs to be on your shitshow like he needs a dose of clap.

If Null needed to contract an STI to keep the site up that might actually be something Nick could help with. Rackets loves receiving gifts up his ass. However he hates giving gifts so he'd probably still force Null to don the balldo.

 

[AnOminous]

What the fuck

*glug glug glug* *licks bottle like it's a black dick*

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta's live reaction to finding out Eric July piled on the extortion attempt by pointing out he has a drinking problem (spoiler, it's pouring a spite drink and licking the bottle). He adds that is IMPOSSIBLE to refute the false rumors he has an addiction problem.

Was preceded by this bizarre comment about his friend Juju:

 

[TheLastJoestar]

He's actually spent a fair amount of time here and at least then, he seemed pretty capable of just sucking up the bants. I mean it more or less automatically takes a certain degree of tism to be involved in these gay -Gates we have these days, but I seriously don't get this Eric July beef at all. He seems not only pretty based but all these people should be natural allies, not attacking each other. It's fag shit and July doesn't seem to be the one fagging it up.

I seriously don't get it though. I do get some guy showing up and immediately making a couple million doing something you've been doing for years might incite some jealousy, but seriously, what the fuck, suck it up and maybe take a few tips from the dude. He clearly knows what he's doing from the business end of things so why not up your own game by looking at his?

Being a little bitch about it isn't going to make you money.

Eric's a Businessman EVS, Dax, Vito are just your standard artists. Shallow, shitty people who are prone to jealousy. . Nick is Dax's cock-holster.

EVS thought he was top dog in the Indie Comicsgate scene But a million promises to never deliver is just weaksauce. Eric played the comics out like he wanted to make a continuing franchise and money. Thats why Eric's plans were so much better and none of the comicsgate people can come to terms with that.

Hey comicsgaters I'll say this one last time.
Eric has an entire crew to generate longevity. You don't have that. Here's what you do:

1: Team up with other like-minded artists.
2: Use pulp paper.
3: Limit color palette to black and white
4: Short 14-17 page anthology chapters.
5: Publish bi-weekly or monthly
6: Pay to get books into local supermarkets. Adjust sales accordingly. Don't forget copies for online fans.
7: Take reader surveys to see what they like and don't like.

Gee if any of the industries these guys dickride does this method?

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

2024 is going to be pure misery for Nick, now he’s getting pressed about his alcoholism from every conceivable direction.

It probably began with his wife being upset about it, then her family, then his family. Then maybe the church intervention with the suggestion of the family group thing as a not so gentle push.

But he could always rely on brushing them all off and going to hide to stream to the Internet, and drink there, where people would laugh at his jokes and flatter him, and stop fucking nagging him, Jesus Christ.

Now his chat is full of concern trolling. His Locals is going to be bleeding in with advice from well meaning people who actually think they have a parasocial relationship with him, telling him to maybe slow down.
His online peers have started making fun of him, calling him a drunk, the boards are calling him wet brained.

It all boils down to the fact that the one thing he wants to do to escape from all the criticism and pain, is drink, so he can’t even enjoy it anymore.

Cheers!!

 

[genericwhitemale]

>Eric July settles amicably with the charity JuJu the Cow tried to provoke
>Christopher Gesualdi delays his comic yet again
>Rekieta forced to announce he's breaking up with Dear Feeder
Nothing but L after L after L. Very embarrassing.

 

[WEEKEND]

2024 is going to be pure misery for Nick, now he’s getting pressed about his alcoholism from every conceivable direction.

It probably began with his wife being upset about it, then her family, then his family. Then maybe the church intervention with the suggestion of the family group thing as a not so gentle push.

But he could always rely on brushing them all off and going to hide to stream to the Internet, and drink there, where people would laugh at his jokes and flatter him, and stop fucking nagging him, Jesus Christ.

Now his chat is full of concern trolling. His Locals is going to be bleeding in with advice from well meaning people who actually think they have a parasocial relationship with him, telling him to maybe slow down.
His online peers have started making fun of him, calling him a drunk, the boards are calling him wet brained.

It all boils down to the fact that the one thing he wants to do to escape from all the criticism and pain, is drink, so he can’t even enjoy it anymore.

Cheers!!

You think he'll move in with Dick when this all blows up in his face?

 

[AnOminous]

Rekieta's live reaction to finding out Eric July piled on the extortion attempt by pointing out he has a drinking problem (spoiler, it's pouring a spite drink and licking the bottle).

What a total own. Now he should clear up the claims that he's a gigantic faggot by literally injecting a hypo full of AIDS into himself on stream.

Eric's a Businessman EVS, Dax, Vito are just your standard artists.

EVS actually is a talented artist. Diddler and Pedo aren't artists in any way shape or form.

 

[Chibitzen]

Rekieta's live reaction to finding out Eric July piled on the extortion attempt by pointing out he has a drinking problem (spoiler, it's pouring a spite drink and licking the bottle). He adds that is IMPOSSIBLE to refute the false rumors he has an addiction problem.

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Was preceded by this bizarre comment about his friend Juju:

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I like how he is actively complaining he can't use weasel words to change public perception around his addiction. May I suggest you stop drinking instead?

 

[Pomniman]

Listening to last night's faggotry at 2x speed. The sheer levels of seethe are insane. Especially since he's still going off on these retarded "I love all independent KAHNTENT including ISOM and hope it all makes a million billion dollars even if it's dogshit and I don't read any of what I buy" rants before getting into it. Even van Sciver's bitching on the same stream wasn't anywhere near as performatively shrill as Nicki's.

 

[3MMA]

he did Taekwondo in a college

Most probably know that Taekwondo sounds close to, “Thai-Kwan-Doh,” in English. Had a friend who pronounced it, “Tay-Kwan-Doo,” as a joke, every time we’d pass by a taekwondo studio or if it came up in conversation. Good memories. Would Lick show us all some boss moves with his taykwandoo, or would he not rise to the task? My bets on the latter. Probably way too much of a lil bitch to bust out the taykwandoo on stream. Has he ever done so in the distant past? Def not in the last few years.

Here’s Nick explaining his tattoos

Best part is when he mentions the gawdawful joker tattoos he is planning up, (in orange & blue, his “couple” colors, no less,) to be placed on both hip-creases in order to frame his dong. He goes on to say, “my joker tatts will anchor me to reality.” Do it quick, Lick! He’s not getting any less flighty.