Myranda Miller / the.lady.and.the.hounds / crazy.coonhound.lady
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Has real health problems (growth hormone deficiency and club foot) but insisted she needed her dog for PTSD. Blacklisted by basically every service dog group within 500 miles of her home for having a reactive bluetick coonhound “service dog” she refused to wash out even though it was attacking program-trained guide dogs. Frequently threatens to euthanize healthy dogs for behavior problems she creates by punishing them harshly and leaving them crated for days. Claims every person who doesn't lick her asshole and tell her it tastes of sunshine is abusive to her. Tried to start up a service dog program and every puppy she “trained” failed. Program collapsed when her sole breeder bitch had to be spayed because she almost died of a uterine infection.
Crickets on public accounts since I posted.
But I found her on facebook! It starts in 2009 with no engagement vaguebooking and bad poetry. We also find out she had a myspace she posted poetry to.
This would be when she was dating the abusive ex, her daughter’s father.
For the longest time all she posted was FarmVille shit and I mean she was addicted, multiple posts per day.
June 2012 she announces her C-section is scheduled and she’s worried but ready to say hello to her baby. As usual, redacting info about the baby because I do not feel children should be held accountable for a social media presence their parents create for them.
Almost immediately some shit goes down. She’s headed home from Tennessee to Nebraska and taking the baby with her, hoping one day daddy will join them.
And now she’s letting it all hang out. Her relationship status changes by the minute and it sounds like the dude cheated on her.
In October 2012 she says they’re getting divorced and were only still together for the baby.
Her sister takes the baby because Myranda’s unemployed, broke, and unable to care for her.
She's doing this, i do not like it.
lol how do you not notice this? you feel that as soon as you try to get on it
She lives with an aunt during this time but still has contact with the baby.
And still in contact with either her mother or the baby's other grandmother. She's happy to be back with her family.
And she’s trying to get off assistance and back on her feet. She got a new job and she’s excited.
I’ve never seen someone below the age of 75 sign their facebook posts.
She gets her GED. I tried to figure out what this drama in the comments was about and instead I found out these people are no longer friends with Myranda. My guess is the mom reminded Myranda that a GED isn't getting you far.
She actually scored so high she gets a diploma instead of just a GED. That's actually cool, I didn't know they did that but it's nice that people who, for whatever circumstance, didn't finish can get a full diploma if they work given how much stigma a GED has. See above.
She moves, she celebrates the baby’s first birthday
funny for someone who posted nothing but farmville begging, she’ll now block you if you want game freebies from her.
As of late 2014 it looks like she still has some custody of her baby, or maybe just occasional contact, but she has totally stopped posting about her since then. Mostly it’s just godposting.
LMAO why do I get the slight feeling like Myranda has no idea who
Lords of Acid are?
Back to spamming game shit.
Sudden influx of dogposting.
Also posts selfies. Recall that one of her early claims was because of her PTSD from her abusive ex she developed a severe phobia of having her photo taken.
In June 2016 she finally introduces Jessabelle and says she’s working on when her baying is and is not appropriate. Jessa never learned this and Myranda instead started claiming Jessa was "vocally alerting to PTSD triggers" when she bayed at people.
And that her life’s calling is to be a dog trainer. Aww cute, she fucked up her chronology. On insta she said that she got Jessa after she was already a dog trainer for years and had been asked to task-train a service dog which is when she realized how much she would benefit from a SD of her own. Now we find out Jessa came first. Force-free and positive reinforcement only and will never hurt a dog. Lol from the woman who blocked anyone who criticized her use of prongs and e-collars, whose dogs are all insane from abusive traingn, and who she keeps threatening to euthanize over it. And she’s already starting the I DONT WANT NUNYA CRITICISMS KEEP YOUR ASSHOLE MOUTH SHUT shit.
Jess gets spayed.
First gofundme. Says she applied for SSI but she hasn’t heard back and she needs YOU to pay for everything the dog needs until then. (dead link).
This is the other dog she had early in her account, who she rehomed and said was an emotional support animal. Nah. Just one she was “training” and gave up on. She also needs you to pay for that dog. (dead link)
Funny given that she later claimed the spay is one of the reasons Jessabelle went insane (couldn’t be her training, perish the thought!) and her second life saving service dog almost died from a uterine infection because she insisted she was a service dog breeder.
Here’s the story of Angel. Dog doesn’t look like a bully breed to me, tbh, just a Heinz 57 that probably has small amount of pit in it like most large breed shelter mutts in the US.
The first of many times she claims her innocent perfect dog was attacked by a pet and she’s pressing charges. She never actually presses the charges.
Planning a SD meeting anyway what could go wrong? Again the chronology is off. She wasn’t diagnosed when she started training Jessabelle. She had the sads and decided she wanted her puppy to be a service dog so she started looking into getting diagnosed with something that justified the dog.
Her family doesn’t believe her bullshit and in fact it’s their fault she needs the dog because NO HELP CAME.
And oh, how I laugh, given that she now claims prongs and e-collars are the only way to train dogs and has admit hers can’t behave without them.
There’s the other chronology issue I wanted to bring up but couldn’t quite recall. She claimed Jessa was abused by her abuser but now she’s saying she got away four years ago when the divorce happened and Jessa’s like, a year old.
Jessa makes noise and focuses on other people during her downstay but it’s fine, she’s not anxious and shutting down, she’s
listening.
REBLOGGING DAVE FUCKING MUSCATO. This was not the crossover I expected this morning.
First mention of both the camera phobia and the “vocal alerting”
Consider that she was shaking because she was scared and has now shut down.
Yeah no she’s scared or bored, not “alerting”
Already complaining about SD drama on Facebook. She was blacklisted by every fb group in her area because it was obvious Jessabelle had no business working and Myranda refused any critique or helpful advice.
There we go! It’s because she started talking about doing heavy mobility when Jessa was young and hadn’t had her joints tested. She posts about how her dog isn’t aggressive and her proof is that Jessa “protected” her from some teenage girls who assaulted her – the instagram version of this story was Myranda was using the nursing mother privacy room at the mall as her personal panic room and when those girls opened the door she went apeshit, and from this it sounds like she was also recording them. jessa “used to be” fear reactive. Nope, still is, always was. And the only reason Myranda's alive was because when she had the knife in hand to slit her wrists the puppy came over and wanted to play instead.
She was going to give up on it but this other dog on youtube convinced her she could make her crackerjack into a real SD.
She pledges up to $15k to Susan Grill of Trained and Maintained. Don’t get too excited, Susan. She only got $35 from one sucker (probably herself).
Couldn’t possibly be that it wasn’t latched properly and the wind blew it open…
Lol she already said the dog alerted to migraines. Now she needs YOUR money to send her to Susan who will pretend to train her for that.
Seasonal affective disorder is a disability now lmao. I'm mostly a night shifter. I spend 90% of the winter in darkness and artificial light. By this time of year when it's getting dark at 4 pm and not getting light again until 8 am, my mood crashes through the floor, my work output grinds to a halt, and it feels damn near impossible to get out of bed some days. And I still laugh at the idea of SAD being a disability that prevents you from working.
Remember when Abrea’s excuse for why she needed a service horse was she was super allergic to dogs?
Jess gets washed out. Anything donated towards training her will be donated to the new puppy.
Cool, who's gonna pay for it and how do you propose, specifically, that we retrofit accessibility in historic buildings? I'll wait.
These are the same people who tell us if a woman is afraid of a man in a dress in her space she's a bigot.
Ooh this is funny, I don't feel like going back but she was shrieking about how life starts at conception as recently as like a year prior to this.
Her mom is a narc. I mean, fine. Even though I'm disinclined to believe munchies' story of their terrible abusive families, I'll give her this one if only because of the GED thing and because Myranda says her great-grandparents raised her.
Other than that her posts are mostly braindead tumblr-liberal reblogged posts about Current Thing. When coof hit she went full retard. I don't feel like ruining my christmas mood and she hasn't posted publicly since I pulled her pants down and laughed at her so let's call her done (please oh please).
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