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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
We have a red snow situation people, this is not a drill.

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The GFM rests at $120. I almost feel sorry for these headcases.
"I don't even know where my vape is". My boy, if even half of this shit is true, vaping is the least of your problems. This determined idiocy in the face of reality is why they're going to die. The sad part is their phone will die long before they do so we won't get Twitter updates on the body count.
 
We have a red snow situation people, this is not a drill.

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The GFM rests at $120. I almost feel sorry for these headcases.
It's pretty bad for them. I guess no one at the Tranch 2, Phillip or Kevin, would think if letting bygones be bygones until better weather.


None of their other trans comrades have offered to help or they wouldn't be there. Not just mutual aid in cash/amazon grift but a place to sleep out of the elements, or even calling 911 and informing that their trans-sisters are in a potentially bad situation where hypothermia is a very real possibility. No trans lifeline or anything is coordinating local shelter space for this group.

That's the depth of trans mutual aid. Underground HRT networks?? Got 'ya covered. Exceptionally kind journalism, yep. Space out of the elements so they won't freeze to death. Well, not so much.

I know they're not prepared for this since they would have built a improvised shelter from local materials that would serve them better than the tent. Curious about caloric intake. Also curious how long term HRT works WRT heat production and hypothermia resistance.

Anyway, if they make it, it'll be a great story. After all, these are males, and what guy doesn't like a good survival experience.
 
It is trite for me to say but in the spirit of Christmas I pray they end up okay. Even if they are deranged sex perverts and vectors for the worst sort of communicable degeneracy, a frigid mountainside night with little or no shelter on this holy day is too grim for my taste. I hope they are just exaggerating their plight in an attempt to guilt people into granting them more gibs.
 
Someone who wrote to Santa was a very good boy this past year.
If I lived in the area, I'd be seriously tempted to by-pass the "don't interact with cows" rule and call local authorities, because shit is grim.

On the other hand... lol, they gon' die. Who'll get eaten first?

TRANNY DONNER PARTY! TRANNY DONNER PARTY!
 
Now the troons know how the alpacas felt.
The Alpaca Curse be upon them.
Remember, remember.
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Bitch ass troons.
 
Huddled together in a ratty old tent in brutally low freezing temperatures, just barely avoiding direct, open exposure to the elements at high altitude. But hey, they've got fucking internet access to piss and moan about it!

Fucking priorities, man. Y'know instead of all the gadgets and charging shit for their fucking phones they'd have been far better served with a cheap-ass Baofeng shortwave and some survival rations. It's not like having internet access is helping them at all right now.
 
Huddled together in a ratty old tent in brutally low freezing temperatures, just barely avoiding direct, open exposure to the elements at high altitude. But hey, they've got fucking internet access to piss and moan about it!

Fucking priorities, man. Y'know instead of all the gadgets and charging shit for their fucking phones they'd have been far better served with a cheap-ass Baofeng shortwave and some survival rations. It's not like having internet access is helping them at all right now.
I know, it's glorious to behold. Whoever asked for this arc is a genius.
 
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