✨ Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

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She's also had few accidents and broken bones. The thing is she doesn't look 65 with that posture, she looks more 80.

But check out 12:15 in this video:


She's doing pretty well with all the dancing. even though she had to be pretty much wheelchaired onto the stage.

I also don't get what's up with the drag queen in the beginning walking around the stage, talking, and encouraging people to cheer and clap. Maybe they've been waiting for her for a while?
 
Some day I will go through all the posts in this thread, inshallah!

But look, the first moment for me was when she kissed Britney on the stage, probably in 2003. Since we live in a society of disclaimers, a woman can kiss another woman. But this stunt just screamed: "Look at how progressive and with it I am!!1!". Also, given her strong feminism... If a male in his 40s kissed a fresh 20-year-old girl, I mean woman, even if this was for show, he would be hashtagged all over the media. Which makes me think of another thing which totally doesn't even relate. Don't let me find out that someone who is a hardcore feminist now took part in massive cyberbullying a 13-year-old girl right before the start of third wave feminism just because "FriDAy iS sUcH aN AwfuL SonG yOu GuySsSz...".

And, by they way, Rebecca Black's "Friday" sounds roughly the same as any other pop song today. ...Even if it is "players gonna play, play, play, play, and haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate".

Also, someone here said that her Confessions album (2005) was her last good one. She has a song there where she age-shames retired people or whatever ("go to Florida, isn't that where people retire" was the line, I think). I get feminism and the hatred of old white men, but dude... she should have be more mature in her 40s. Someone else mentioned her album MDNA was her calling herself a girl, which, giving the topic here, I take it as trying to act hip and cool. I kind of want to listen to it now. No one cares. You know what? It's very out there, but one on her future albums might have a song titled "TikTok", and the cover will have Minions in its design.
 
SpiceyHuman said:
She literally has a Mr. Burns posture.
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Twinkie said:
I wonder how much of the show consists of her being walked back and fourth across the stage. Even for a young healthy person it's fucking hard to see on stage when it's dark around you and bright lights are pointed in your face. Never mind an elderly person trying to do it. I'm sure that her being led around like that is for safety so she doesn't fall or if she does, someone is right there to catch her.
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First thing that came to my mind when I read these:
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I remember watching stranger things with my family and there was the clip with Max and Eleven going shopping with "Material girl" playing in the background and my mom (who grew up in 1980s iran) mentioned how her friends listened to that song in her youth. Hollywood Liberalism is a threat to the entire world.
 
SwanSwanson said:
I remember watching stranger things with my family and there was the clip with Max and Eleven going shopping with "Material girl" playing in the background and my mom (who grew up in 1980s iran) mentioned how her friends listened to that song in her youth. Hollywood Liberalism is a threat to the entire world.
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It's one of her most famous songs, it's the one where she dresses up like Marilyn Monroe in Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend.
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I believe the people who wrote it intended it to be satirical or ironic, but Madonna herself did not get the satire and legitimately took it at face value, telling Company magazine in 1986 "I’m very career-oriented. You are attracted to people who are ambitious that way, too, like in the song “Material Girl.” You are attracted to men who have material things because that’s what pays the rents and buys you furs. That’s the security. That lasts longer than emotions." 20 years later she claimed the opposite in Rolling Stone.
You didn’t write “Material Girl” or “Like a Virgin.” What were your first impressions after you heard those demos?
I liked them both because they were ironic and provocative at the same time but also unlike me. I am not a materialistic person, and I certainly wasn’t a virgin, and, by the way, how can you be like a virgin? I liked the play on words, I thought they were clever. They’re so geeky, they’re cool.

Not materialistic?
I feel lucky to be able to afford a Frida Kahlo [painting] or live in a nice house, but I know that I can live without it. I’m resourceful, and if I ended up in a log cabin in the middle of the forest, that would work too. These things are not mandatory for my happiness. That’s what I meant by “I’m not a materialistic person.”
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Joe Rogan had some thoughts on Madonna’s recent appearance. “It looks like she’s wearing a diaper.”


(Madonna discussion is at 3:20)

As Joe says, it’s a cautionary tale. I always think of the Madonna in Truth or Dare (who, truthfully, probably already had quite a bit of work done) when she says, “what do we think about people with body parts that aren’t real?!?!” and her and the backup dancers say “ewwwwwww” in unison. Ah, youth. Easy to say at 32. But even still she didn’t have to fuck it up this bad.
 
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RussianBlonde said:
Ok I'm sorry, rate me retarded but this is so fucking great, love this performance
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Genuinely curious, what did you like??

She’s literally laying there doing nothing for the first 30 seconds of it. When she “comes to life” she looks so robotic, wax-like, and deranged. It’s truly a jump scare.

The choreography is so lazy, at one point the dancers literally drag her lifeless body across the stage. The dancers by and large look like gender goblins, one (Asian?) looked like they had zipper tits. It’s distracting.

After Madonna gets off the bed she does that really awkward sexaaay walk towards the audience in that hideous teddy or slip or whatever while a recording of her going “uhhhhh” orgasmically is playing. I know it’s a sound bite of Justify My Love - which - I will remind you is a song/moan from 33 years ago. The ageism thing with Madonna is complicated, but it’s pretty unseemly to see a sixty-five year old woman miming along to a clip of a 33 year old orgasm that she had when she was thirty-two. Like, time moves on. And she’s so serious! There’s not one iota of frivolity or winking.

Even though the choreography is so lazy, she’s lip syncing and not even convincingly. She’s just holding the mic in front of her mouth. I know it’s a low quality clip but the song sounds like it’s coming out of a cheap PA system.

Let’s also consider then when the videos for Justify my Love and Erotica were banned or restricted on MTV, Madonna said she understood why and that her songs and videos were exploring adult themes and weren’t meant for children. Cut to 2023 and her OWN “daughters” (Mercy) is probably backstage or at least in attendance, while her mother is giving this cringe, totally inappropriate performance. Not to mention those Luciferian twins. They’re like twelve years old, right?

Anyway I could go on but I won’t belabor it. Having Bob the Drag Queen or whoever he is flame around the stage is so tired and played out. One reason “Vogue” was interesting was middle America had NO IDEA about ballroom culture and it was noteworthy for the masses at that time. It was a subculture that Madonna amplified. Now LGBT garbage is shoved down all of our throats 24/7 and seeing these they/thems flounce around the stage is no different then what you see everywhere all the time. You could literally see a pozzed black fag like Bob reading at your local library. For free! Lol.
 
Pina Colada said:
God help this poor soul who witnessed the lurking horrors beneath her diaper.
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Lol one thing I'll give her - her male dancers are top notch. They are insanely athletic, strong, look sculptured.

There is another video from tbe tour where one of the dancers sticks his head between her thighs and simulates eating her out. I also thought that it must be sweaty and not so nice down there.

@Tombigbee I liked the choreography
 
AgendaPoster said:
She's 65. Menopausal. Osteoporosis 99%. Joints are fucked. Vertebrae are collapsed and pinching on her nerves.
She needs anti-inflammatories, amphetamines, steroids and opiates for sure to perform live.
You should see xrays of typical 65 yrs old bodies. The decay is severe unless you are an athlete dedicated to maintaining heath, and even then.
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She's a good 10-15 years out of menopause now. She quite likely went through it even earlier than that due to her insane work out and fad diet history.
Adrenochrome Dreams said:
It's osteoporosis of the cervical spine. It's common in the elderly, and causes height loss. It's a stereotypical old lady hunch.
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Sparkling Yuzu said:
She needs to get serious about weight training and not overdoing cardio, muscle loss from exhaustive cardio could easily put her in the grave if she falls. Weight training is the only kind of exercise that can prevent falls and broken hips.
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if that's the case then she got off really lucky here.
sugargirl14 said:
But look, the first moment for me was when she kissed Britney on the stage, probably in 2003. Since we live in a society of disclaimers, a woman can kiss another woman. But this stunt just screamed: "Look at how progressive and with it I am!!1!". Also, given her strong feminism... If a male in his 40s kissed a fresh 20-year-old girl, I mean woman, even if this was for show, he would be hashtagged all over the media.
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Not Madge flashing her flaps about and 'pretending' to kiss a 13yr old...
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its very out there, but one on her future albums might have a song titled "TikTok", and the cover will have Minions in its design.
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RussianBlonde said:
Lol one thing I'll give her - her male dancers are top notch. They are insanely athletic, strong, look sculptured.

There is another video from tbe tour where one of the dancers sticks his head between her thighs and simulates eating her out. I also thought that it must be sweaty and not so nice down there.
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You just know that she has them lining up for her to choose from at the end of the night don't you.
/shudders

Found this while I was looking up her twins...truly the stuff of nightmares.
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I'm sure this has been said in this thread, but Dolly Parton has aged much more gracefully than Madonna despite being 12 years her senior and having a face that looks hard to emote with.
 
Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog! said:
I'm sure this has been said in this thread, but Dolly Parton has aged much more gracefully than Madonna despite being 12 years her senior and having a face that looks hard to emote with.
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Dolly’s also a hell of a lot more charming and funny and doesn’t take herself too seriously.

I know she was mentioned earlier in the thread but Annie Lennox is four years older than Madonna and even though she’s obviously aged she isn’t trying to look 30 so she’s aged a lot more gracefully (and the warmth and life that comes from her makes her radiant).

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Tombigbee said:
Joe Rogan had some thoughts on Madonna’s recent appearance. “It looks like she’s wearing a diaper.”


(Madonna discussion is at 3:20)

As Joe says, it’s a cautionary tale. I always think of the Madonna in Truth or Dare (who, truthfully, probably already had quite a bit of work done) when she says, “what do we think about people with body parts that aren’t real?!?!” and her and the backup dancers say “ewwwwwww” in unison. Ah, youth. Easy to say at 32. But even still she didn’t have to fuck it up this bad.
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Fuck Joe Rogan
 
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