Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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calm down
he’s really pissing me off these days man. How fucking dumb he is with these originals. I’ve never hated him more than I hate him now . I wish he lived in a nightmare where for eternity he’s sitting center stage at a circus while people cackle at him. Spit in his face.

that’s whats really going on here, but instead of momentarily distracting himself from his h*ell* by getting dopamine spikes from gambling and power trips from the chat. He burns and rots in the darkest pits of shame, embarassment and pain. Rot in H**LL bossmanjack.
 
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Bossmans PR campaign for Stake is going really well. Here's Bossman proclaiming Keno to be a fucking scam. WHERES THE RTP DUDE, OH MY GAWWWDDD. If only he fed Trapper the way he's feeding Keno.



Confirms his dox again by going onto Amazon while being logged in:



THE ORIGINALS JUST KEEP TAKING IT ALL BRUH



He can't believe he makes himself do that. bruh. He can still climb with 10 dollars tho (he couldn't).



Bossman loses a couple of other juicers again after this, so he starts begging to his Stake host. She did reset the daily reload tho. He lost the daily reload in a minute, though.



Austin's Christmas day has been very productive, at least 40k went through his Stake account in amount wagered with the ShiftyG juice and he lost it all :lossmanjack:.
 
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lossmancrack said:
he’s really pissing me off these days man. How fucking dumb he is with these originals. I’ve never hated him more than I hate him now . I wish he lived in a nightmare where for eternity he’s sitting center stage at a circus while people cackle at him. Spit in his face.

that’s whats really going on here, but instead of momentarily distracting himself from his h*ell* by getting dopamine spikes from gambling and power trips from the chat. He burns and rots in the darkest pits of shame, embarassment and pain. Rot in H**LL bossmanjack.
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If watching him is making you MATI then stop watching. Also, can you really not type "hell"? What are you, 9?
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Anyone want to take a trip down to Troy Virginia ?
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Breaks yet another pipe for resin


Creates a new apple pipe in record time, but he's also out of butane in his lighters and has to smoke it using matches


Aims the torch straight at his head and pushes the button
 
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And it doesn't cost (us) a dime.
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And unlike bossman personally, I don't even care if he wins or loses, both are entertaining as fuck and follow one another like moon follows the sun. He goes through every human emotion in 5 minutes. He's just a fascinating specimen.

And sure, the loss rages are funny, but him doing a little dance and going "oh man oh god" when the cartoon cat gods give him a few hunnit bucks is funny too.
 
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Toivo Antikainen said:
And sure, the loss rages are funny, but him doing a little dance and going "oh man oh god" when the cartoon cat gods give him a few hunnit bucks is funny too.
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I find that the funniest thing about the Bossmancrack is how he goes from emotional extremes. My favorite is when he goes from hopeful to "I just lost it all guys, have a great night" and then immediately stops streaming to punch drywall.
 
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Bossman wants to make 500k a year. He's totally capable of it, bros (getting help for a gambling and crack addiction would be step #1, but no one dared to raise that point in the Discord).

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And please ignore all of his retarded sperging, it's not meant that way, people do help out and people do lift fingers.

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EDIT: Some clips from his 18 minute stream that just concluded. New York and Michigan have such bullshit anti gambling laws bruh, they completely ban Stake and they can't get around it bruh.



Bossman thinks he might have a carpet nug, but it's a complete fucking dud. No weed bros.



Bossman gets a small 20 USD juicer, and managed to waste it all on Keno again. The "it's so rigged" arc is fully back. Now that he has the sponsorship again his internal filter is completely disabled, followed by him coping with having wasted thousands of dollars the last couple of days on Stake.us.

 
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Kees H said:
Bossman wants to make 500k a year. He's totally capable of it, bros (getting help for a gambling and crack addiction would be step #1, but no one dared to raise that point in the Discord).

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Who wants to tell him?
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Dude gets an insane amount of support for being the ungrateful prick he is. The homies also need to understand they can only look at the money bossman generously gives them. When he loses it all a few hours later you are expected to give it back, you fake greedy motherfuckers.
 
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Kees H said:
Bossman wants to make 500k a year. He's totally capable of it, bros (getting help for a gambling and crack addiction would be step #1, but no one dared to raise that point in the Discord).

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I mean the volume of money he is moving is far above 500k a year right now. Just does not have any of it as profit.

MarcinHodido said:
Can we do something about this Richy Hog Fnatic loser? Any time I see him he’s sucking bossmans dick in the chat, giving him subs and doing/saying whatever it takes to be on Austin’s good side. This guy a total fucking loser.
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And? If he gives bossman juicers we get content and him being a loser sucking up to bossman is also providing content. Also I hope you followed the advise signing up and did not use the same name you used on other websites.

What is with all these fucking newfags coming to bossmans thread to alog recently?
 
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