Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Lana Del Hitler]

fuck is wrong with him

 

[FinnSven]

I mean, we're just here to laugh at Patrick, this isn't really a place to play it straight. We can't do anything anyway but laugh.

Pat writing that entire pro se motion where he said he shouldn't have to pay Quasi because he was being "SWATTed", having it stop after he paid, and then having it start back up immediately after the second judgement gets moved is certainly interesting, I will say.

In the thread, what is truthful is backed by links and screenshots.

The pepperoni thing originated from a prank, sure, but the evidence of the prank is linked and explained.

In any case, I would have thought Fatrick has had one of the lawyers he wasted money on take a look at the thread and should there have been anything worth suing over, they would have filed the paperwork.

 

[cerulean hydra]

the pepperoni stuff is more than likely true.

one time I was attending the milwaukee meat lovers convention (sadly no longer running due to covid), and there was a fat retard with bitch tits wandering around trying to shill his artisanal pepperoni. it smelled like skunk weed, and nobody was brave enough to taste his samples. he walked around bragging that he was a famous author, but everybody ignored him. he stuffed a bunch of food under his shirt and tried to leave, and when a lady tried to stop him he started yelling about how she was stalking him and responsible for federal crimes against his family.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Patrick, threatening your detractors with prison and pledging to rape their mothers is one thing. However, you cross the line when you claim you will force them to reside in Wisconsin, that is a fate worse than death and most definitely cruel and unusual punishment.
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No child, you will be forced to live in wisconsin, you will be forced to get all your fluids from shitty and expensive craft brewery, and you will be forced to live on brats and fried cheese curds. Wait for the knock stalker

 

[An automatic clown]

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fuck is wrong with him

Glad he turned off replies to stop engaging with the stalker children's. What a fat mongoloid

 

[FinnSven]

the pepperoni stuff is more than likely true.

one time I was attending the milwaukee meat lovers convention (sadly no longer running due to covid), and there was a fat retard with bitch tits wandering around trying to shill his artisanal pepperoni. it smelled like skunk weed, and nobody was brave enough to taste his samples. he walked around bragging that he was a famous author, but everybody ignored him. he stuffed a bunch of food under his shirt and tried to leave, and when a lady tried to stop him he started yelling about how she was stalking him and responsible for federal crimes against his family.

Perhaps this is why he doesn’t get arrested even when furious and trying to assault coppers.

They depend on his pepperoni making to keep the crime rates acceptable.

 

[lindsayfan]

wow i never thought i'd witness pepperoni revisionism right here in the thread. these are dark times.

the cruel fate over 6,000 dusky children have met in fatrick's basement is real, proven, settled among all serious scholars, and a heinous crime. the grinder churns nonstop; every neighbor knows its nightly noise. its satanic gears chew unceasingly through pigmented flesh. to pretend otherwise is SICK. i know kiwi farms is all "muh freeze peach" but there have to be limits. denying the pepperonicaust just to try and be edgy or score stickers isn't "funny," it's simply beyond the pale. shame on you.

 

[FinnSven]

wow i never thought i'd witness pepperoni revisionism right here in the thread. these are dark times.

the cruel fate over 6,000 dusky children have met in fatrick's basement is real, proven, settled among all serious scholars, and a heinous crime. the grinder churns nonstop; every neighbor knows its nightly noise. its satanic gears chew unceasingly through pigmented flesh. to pretend otherwise is SICK. i know kiwi farms is all "muh freeze peach" but there have to be limits. denying the pepperonicaust just to try and be edgy or score stickers isn't "funny," it's simply beyond the pale. shame on you.

It started as a prank, but perhaps it had the wrong result.

Fatrick, rather than being appalled at such an act saw only the profits he could make.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Edit: The "edition" is 48 pages lol

That's fine, Pat can't read anyway. He only bought it so he could show off to his audience and start a 12 tweet thread about the "fine details of preparing the various types of plants from the Capsium genus", and explain the "common misunderstandings about the Scoville Scale".

But mostly because he really wanted to know what the pages taste like.

 

[Cuckoman]

He just keeps going.

At this point it has to be some sort of mental illness.
He never realizes that his obsession with twitter and fighting stalkers on twitter is literally ruining his career and his life.
All his problems would go away if he just quit twitter.
He could go back to a life in peace, going back to being a semi-unknown author of shitty sci-fi novels.

But no, every waking hour is spent on fighting stalkers on twitter. He needs an intervention but I think there is probably no friends or family around anymore that wants anything to do with him.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

To get this forum to play it straight ain't gonna happen

I know people in general are dumb but I’m kinda insulted on behalf of all people you assume don’t have the discernment to know how to interpret links and screenshots backed by third party archives and government documents, vs “lol he grinds nigger babies into artisanal meat”

 

[Creative Username]

He just keeps going.

At this point it has to be some sort of mental illness.
He never realizes that his obsession with twitter and fighting stalkers on twitter is literally ruining his career and his life.
All his problems would go away if he just quit twitter.
He could go back to a life in peace, going back to being a semi-unknown author of shitty sci-fi novels.

But no, every waking hour is spent on fighting stalkers on twitter. He needs an intervention but I think there is probably no friends or family around anymore that wants anything to do with him.

Well, he (fat) can't let the idiot (fat) win.

 

[LGHDR+]

these are dark times.

The times match the meats.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Technically true. They didn't allow female members so she would at most have been an associate/hanger-on who said nigger a whole hell of a lot.

For the purpose of her denial - Weev stated in a screen shot (from cumtown?) she was not a member due to the charter for GNAA being boys only.

She did hang with the GNAA crew per Weev and the thread on her indicates pictures of her/data about her came from GNAA tied servers.

Calling her a member of GNAA is deniable and Weev statements of 'not a member' support a denial to 'member of GNAA'. "Hanger on of GNAA" is also words attributed to Weev.

The IRC logs have been denied as 'other people are called Jackie Singh' so she's claiming Jax isn't her because name collision with someone else. Less comments about the IRC isn't her VS she goes far harder on 'not a member of GNAA'.

While the GNAA is objectionable for many the posting tended to be copy paste about being gay and niggers, over and over. The IRC logs represent personal attacks on others as tranny/nigger/Jew and more of a problem for Jackie than saying 'I was just copy/pasting to get a rise outta people as a troll using no-no words'. The sleeping in the bed of an undersecretary is not a good look if you are claiming you are where you are because you have technical chops.

The IRC logs mention by the Washington Examiner may be the same IRC logs now public and the Examiner makes the claim they verified the veracity with 5(?) people. Perhaps there are people who have stepped forward about the IRC like Weev has about the GNAA. I just don't remember seeing it in the Jackie thread.

I know people in general are dumb but I’m kinda insulted on behalf of all people you assume don’t have the discernment to know how to interpret links and screenshots backed by third party archives and government documents, vs “lol he grinds nigger babies into artisanal meat”

The various people here are not the issue with respect to truth/doing a bit. The various people who've done some shit that is now documented need an excuse to deny their past and the standard is 'said on KF - therefore a lie'. By having bits like the pepperoni as a regular thing Patrick can say 'see this? Obviously a lie and the whole site is nothing but lies like that.' A person can opt to read a multi page thread along with all of Patrick's history and come to a conclusion or take Patrick at face value that he's been SWATted and people say he makes meat from humans. To play things straight enough for Patrick to have no grounds for 'KF lies' is just not in the culture of this place.....and that's ok. It's not like every post from Patrick is grounded in reality and if Patrick was 100% straight he would not have threads about him on various web sites.

Most people don't have time or emotional willingness for the shit here and will lean into Patrick support until they spend time with Patrick and end up walking away with as noted in the posting today "what the fuck is wrong with him?".

 

[Hitlerswag420]

I'd like to remind everyone that Patrick Tomlinson is always right. So right, in fact, that it justifies him being an asshole to everybody. He's earned that privilege.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Now, I don’t know much about Ethan, so please don't kill me, but if the pics of his new Latina maid are real, Ethan wins. At least she's got junk in that trunk, while Niki only has gas in that ass.

True, but Piglinson doesn't have to pay Nikki by the hour.

Probably because unlike Fatty, the, well, other Fatty has never threatened to murder his own child, just her mother.

Granted, but both have abondoned them and yet only Ethel has to keep paying for them.

 

[Grift Garrison]

By having bits like the pepperoni as a regular thing Patrick can say 'see this? Obviously a lie and the whole site is nothing but lies like that.'

Your overall point makes sense, but I don't think it really matters. The fact people talk about Pat's proclivity for pepperoni making on here isn't why Pat can deny the actual truthful stuff; he denies the truthful shit because he's a liar. He's always been a liar. So whether or not this thread is 100% accurate or 70% accurate doesn't matter because he's going to deny it all. The same way he will deny the police report and the proof he paid Quasi.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I'd like to remind everyone that Patrick Tomlinson is always right. So right, in fact, that it justifies him being an asshole to everybody. He's earned that privilege.
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People who claim to always be right about everything are usually wrong about everything. My proof of this is Fatrick

 

[bortherman]

By having bits like the pepperoni as a regular thing Patrick can say 'see this? Obviously a lie and the whole site is nothing but lies like that.'

The pepperoni bit has been mentioned on podcasts, news articles and recorded in court transcripts.
Its every bit as real as any other part of his lore.

The origins are actually quite tame and the lore sprung up from Patricks own actions.
He himself claimed that he was accused of grinding up black babies. the original craigslist ad had no mention of that.
He also claims that he was swatted by the police because of this incident, for a joke non descript craiglist ad that was online for mere hours. he has claimed it was forged using his phone/email address etc (not possible as it asks for confirmation). There is a police record for the night he claims this happened and is listed as a domestic.

For the purpose of her denial - Weev stated in a screen shot (from cumtown?) she was not a member due to the charter for GNAA being boys only.

His words were "fat groupie" on the account she was a hanger on that had fucked several of the members.

She happened to fuck a load of gnaa members but it was totally a different Jackie Singh that was posting in their chats. honest.

 

[LGHDR+]

People who claim to always be right about everything are usually wrong about everything. My proof of this is Fatrick

I believe they call that the "Tomlinson Mentality", which was formerly known as one half of the Dunning-Kruger effect (I'll let you guess which side he lands on).