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Kees H said:
Sorry Luke, I'll call you Luke from now on. Thanks for the clarification you gave us last night. I love how smug he gets, it clearly gets to him and he is 100% frfr no cap ong not reading this thread.

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If people wanted to get under his skin, they wouldn’t do so on a thread that he “doesn’t” read. Personally, I call him Lucas not because I want to insult him, but because he doesn’t look like a Clara. He looks, sounds and acts like a guy. If he appeared female, then I’d feel weird calling him Lucas.
 
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Kees H said:
Sorry Luke, I'll call you Luke from now on. Thanks for the clarification you gave us last night. I love how smug he gets, it clearly gets to him and he is 100% frfr no cap ong not reading this thread.

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Luke da puke.
Okay, Pucas Mucus Gookass Doofus.

Today in Your Miserable Schooldays Relived!
 
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The left abandoning Lucas happened sooner then I thought, I knew they would abandon him but I didn't think they would attack him

They are calling Lucas racist ? I am pretty up on my Lucas lore and even I don't know what they are referring to here

I hate Lucas so much but some of the people coming after him I might hate almost as much such as that uppity fag FD signigger

Lucas still takes the cake though for most being the most insufferable creature out of this situation
 
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Buck Broken Chimp said:
They are calling Lucas racist ? I am pretty up on my Lucas lore and even I don't know what they are referring to here
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There are dumb assed shit like the noodles thing. Slightly less dumb about the slap fights with various black twits (or are they xits now?) and the one that has the best legs.

Asking people to pretend to be black to pick internet fights.

Calling people retard isn't racist but it will get "the left" to turn their back on you. The retard thing did get people to point out how that is something the retards of kiwifarms retardedly say about retards. But with less retard and more "R-word".

Queen Clara the eunuch findom has nothing positive to recommend themselves as the old folks would say.
 
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Merry Sneedmas my fellow Kiwis, Some people got some presents under the tree this year.

Keffals has continued to schizo theory about me which has been a topic of great amusement to me, on the last stream was saying that I (because they think I'm this Izzy person) am DMing WAPGoblin leaked DM's from Keffals Discord, this is despite Keffals literally reading out on stream my post which said "I refuse to give this retard money (to watch the VODs)". No, I am not giving Keffals money :story:.
I've also noticed that the claim has gone from "I was raped" to just calling their ex the person who sexually assaulted them instead, quite a change in language.

I thought I'd wait a few days to make Keffals look like an idiot some more: [Post]
This is a post I made in August with a video of the Pic Crew incident, which includes some video archives of the stream they're sourced from.
How many? Why TWO of course
It's almost like my response to @Solid Hyrax that Keffals read out on stream hinting at me using 2 of his VOD's was for my post to the forums.
I can't be held responsible if somebody took that video and shared it to Twitter.

As this year draws to a close I just want to say something to Keffals, my batting average this year on my predictions has nearly been 100%.
Irish Polycule? Confirmed
Cheated on ex Fiance with EFNO last year? Confirmed (Kissing counts)
Moving to Ireland? Confirmed
Borpaspinning is your secret Twitter alt? Confirmed
Rehab wasn't as long as you made it out to be? Unknown.
Despite this being a humble gossip site I like to make sure any claim I make is factual.

Hows Keffals end of 2023 going after trying to spin a story about the evil Kiwi Farms to repair their reputation?
Apparently, not all that well considering Keffals swore blind on that stream now that the info was out there that things would be different.
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Literally just screaming into the void whilst Twitter constantly calls them a racist, a guinea pig killer, an abusive partner and insufferable to watch.

If you'll excuse me I'm back to watching BMJ's Christmas stream.
 
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Punished Neco said:
Apparently, not all that well considering Keffals swore blind on that stream now that the info was out there that things would be different.
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Literally just screaming into the void whilst Twitter constantly calls them a racist, a guinea pig killer, an abusive partner and insufferable to watch.
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Keffals, Luke, Lucas, Lukemeister, Luka-lama-ding-dong, this move only works on people acting in good faith and since they're in your circles they aren't acting in good faith. Everyone else knows you're trying to shift the topic from what you've done wrong to how exposing your wrongs is the greater wrong. It doesn't help that you're attacking them for being "bad leftists" for something you yourself do while in you're in the middle of distancing yourself from the "left" as part of a desperate flailing attempt to rebrand from a brand that giant mainstream media corporations literally shilled for you.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
Lucas has passed pretty well for a while now. There’s no harm in admitting that because it doesn’t detract from the fact that he’s a cow and he regularly trainwrecks. I’d say his penchant for causing drama over nothing and having weird emotional breakdowns over things helps him pass as a woman, more than takes away from it.
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He only does (barely) so under incredibly controlled circumstances, so during livestreams where audio, video, lightning and other elements can be curated to make it so.

Every single time we've gotten candid footage of him his "passing" turned into "he looks like a kyphosis addled metalhead dork", during the vidcon or twitchcon or whatever the fuck streams he looked like fucking Nathan Explosion if instead of being addicted to coffee he was addicted to goldbelly pies.

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Queen Keffals reveals her beauty secrets (it's NOT face filters!!!!!).
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Not a single mention of skincare, it's just "put on makeup like you're plastering a wall".

As if being 120% male wasn't going to fuck with his complexion in the long run, no skincare and caking himself in makeup is sure to make his twink death and decay accelerate to near relativistic speeds.
 
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So Lucas for his next target has decided to target Hasan Piker himself (or this is a sad attempt at clickbait)

Hasan is the left's golden boy, will they turn against him for Lucas ? Especially since the left is starting to turn on Lucas ?


this is a hard one for me because I hate Hasan so godamn much

I think this might be what officially end's Lucas in the eyes of the left, I know he has been on the downward spiral but now the commissars are going to try and send him to the gluag, if you asked a leftist "would rather end every single black person in the world or have hasan banned on twitch for 1 hour" then every black person would be dead in seconds, they love this guy so much.


this is an edit, I am watching this stream (with adblock obviously) and 2 things so far

1; Lucas says this is not clickbait and he is going to talk about Hasan

2: Supposedly in Hasan's community saying Keffals will get you banned, this has been the case with Destiny's name for a long time, then again Lucas is known to lie to fuel his persecution complex

Hasan defended Lucas so even if this shit is false and it get's Hasan hurt then I don't care. Hasan was willing to spread lies to hurt this very site so I don't give a fuck if people lie about him.
 
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Hasan never cared about Lucas, he barely covered Drop Kiwifarms as well. Just "yeah Keffals is going against a far right hate site, support him" and that's it. I really don't know what he wants to cover as it is clear as day that Hasan Piker doesn't give a shit about Lucas.
 
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this reminds me of the time vaush finally got unbanned on twitch and thought he could talk to hasan on stream and all that ever came of it was hasan calling vaush a debate pervert and not really paying him much mind.

i suspect the same fate waits for keffals. if whatever he is planning takes off at least. hasan will just say something about keffals being some weird drama farmer or whatever and then just block anyone who brings him up afterwards like he does with destiny most of the time.

i would love to see keffals debate hasan though. it would be fun to see how long it took before keffals got upset and left because hasan was using too many big words.
 
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Kees H said:
Hasan never cared about Lucas, he barely covered Drop Kiwifarms as well. Just "yeah Keffals is going against a far right hate site, support him" and that's it. I really don't know what he wants to cover as it is clear as day that Hasan Piker doesn't give a shit about Lucas.
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I don't think either of them give a single fuck about the other outside of what they can do for them.

I'm all in for retard fights though, especially when they are "on the same team".
 
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I for one am ready to turn into the Internet equivalent of Statler and Waldorf for this particular slapfight.
"So the man who's pretending to be a woman is picking a fight with the millionaire pretending to be a socialist."
"Yeah, it's a shame they can't pretend to be entertaining!"
"doooohohohohoho!"
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