Are you lost needing femoid advice post here - For the poor bastard's who dare or are just curious

AgendaPoster said:
I'm literally lost for words when I read these male posts. The fuck is wrong with you niggaz?
Literally all you have to do to stop being depressed (if you have a home&food) is to not be fat and to work out regularly so you maintain your body (and mind), be able to sleep well etc.
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Depression isn't quite that simple, but you're right for the majority of people.
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Depression isn't quite that simple, but you're right for the majority of people.
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If you're depressed as in illness levels of depression, why the fuck are you on KF laughing at lolcows and mingling with the femoids, instead of being at the medic getting medicalized out of your head with the latest toxins
 
@Friend of Dorothy Parker Gonna sound mean, but the only thing that even got an emotional response from me is you saying Mustaches are bad. No thanks I'm keeping my stache and I don't give a flying fuck what people think. Growing that shit till it's bushy as fuck.

And as for the complaining and freedom of speech, well they don't have to give a shit what I'm saying, I'm gonna say it regardless. There are things I want differently but.. I'm actually content in a lot of ways. It's moreso very specific things that bother me that I can't really go into without being TMI. The shit I said here is just the tip of the iceberg. There are so much deeper, complex years worth of shit. But nobody gives a shit about that so I won't bore anyone.

I'm not saying all girls are fragile but most of them I meet just seem hard to talk to without the fear of somehow offending them, saying something that angers them or pisses them off. Even when I'm not trying. There are chill girls I've met there, but even then, why would I open up to them when I have plenty of male friends to open up to? Who will understand me better and I can relate better too. Men just seem more willing to listen in my experience.
AgendaPoster said:
If you're depressed as in illness levels of depression, why the fuck are you on KF laughing at lolcows and mingling with the femoids, instead of being at the medic getting medicalized out of your head with the latest toxins
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Because most of us have already been there and saw how much of a pathetic failure their precious technology is. If you have a chemical imbalance fine, It's not a substitute to real, tangible problems. And most of us don't want to be someone's fucking medical experiment yeah?
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AgendaPoster said:
You are literally begging women to give you life advice. Connect the points.
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I'd say it's less of me begging women to give me life advice.. and more just me throwing all these emotions and random shit out there. Just into the big void where people can see it? Why? I dunno. Not everything you do needs to have a meaning. I appreciate all the advice and empathy I have been given. I can see you are good people. And I thank you all for that. But I'm a little too far gone for this stuff. I already knew that though. Yes you can say "You're only 22, blah blah" You don't know the things I've done, gotten into, and the shit I've already committed. I'm far beyond the point of redemption.
 
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AgendaPoster said:
If you're depressed as in illness levels of depression, why the fuck are you on KF laughing at lolcows and mingling with the femoids, instead of being at the medic getting medicalized out of your head with the latest toxins
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Huh...this seems like a trick question... :lossmanjack:


A Crying Goblin said:
@Friend of Dorothy Parker Gonna sound mean, but the only thing that even got an emotional response from me is you saying Mustaches are bad.
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Lol, not mean. I wasn't aiming for an emotional reaction from you.

A Crying Goblin said:
No thanks I'm keeping my stache and I don't give a flying fuck what people think. Growing that shit till it's bushy as fuck.
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Enjoy! I was teasing, btw.

A Crying Goblin said:
And as for the complaining and freedom of speech, well they don't have to give a shit what I'm saying, I'm gonna say it regardless.
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Right. That's the missed point again.

A Crying Goblin said:
There are things I want differently but.. I'm actually content in a lot of ways. It's moreso very specific things that bother me that I can't really go into without being TMI. The shit I said here is just the tip of the iceberg. There are so much deeper, complex years worth of shit. But nobody gives a shit about that so I won't bore anyone.
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:feels: Fair enough. But I wish you personal peace.

A Crying Goblin said:
I'm not saying all girls are fragile but most of them I meet just seem hard to talk to without the fear of somehow offending them, saying something that angers them or pisses them off.
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Well, yeah, people can get mad. That's normal. It's also not the end of the world.

From your end, perhaps 1) there may be something to learn about how you express things, and what, abd 2) humans have emotions and we all need to learn to experience them (from self or others) without flipping out.

A Crying Goblin said:
Even when I'm not trying. There are chill girls I've met there, but even then, why would I open up to them when I have plenty of male friends to open up to? Who will understand me better and I can relate better too. Men just seem more willing to listen in my experience.
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OK, that's cool. Just understand that IF you want an intimate relationship, it is harder if you don't see the people you want one with as worthy or capable of intimacy.

But yes, friends are very important.

A Crying Goblin said:
Because most of us have already been there and saw how much of a pathetic failure their precious technology is. If you have a chemical imbalance fine, It's not a substitute to real, tangible problems. And most of us don't want to be someone's fucking medical experiment yeah?
:P
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Sometimes real, tangible problems are either fewer or are less impactful when other things are okay.

Some people have things easily in synch. Some find ways to get them there with own effort. Some benefit from external assistance (medical, therapeutic, or whatever), either temporarily or on an ongoing basis, to be "good."

If you're content with your life and how you run it, awesome. If you're not, then dismissing untried things is a missed opportunity.

A Crying Goblin said:
I'd say it's less of me begging women to give me life advice.. and more just me throwing all these emotions and random shit out there. Just into the big void where people can see it? Why? I dunno. Not everything you do needs to have a meaning. I appreciate all the advice and empathy I have been given. I can see you are good people. And I thank you all for that. But I'm a little too far gone for this stuff. I already knew that though. Yes you can say "You're only 22, blah blah" You don't know the things I've done, gotten into, and the shit I've already committed. I'm far beyond the point of redemption.
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*sigh*

I don't think you're beyond redemption... unless you willfully do/continue to do things you know are horrible, cruel, and/or wrong.

If you've murdered someone, exploited innocents, stolen from those who trusted you, or similar - then yes, you've been a pos and owe the world some reckoning. That doesn't make you irredeemable, necessarily.

If you did all that, are cool with it, feel great about it and intend to do more, then, reluctantly, I guess I concede you are right that you may be irredeemable, at least for the moment. Maybe you are, and maybe the white-hatting hopefulness here is misplaced. For your own sake, I hope it is not. I also hope that you are candid with yourself about how you really feel and what you've really done - acknowledging both the bad and the good, the excusable and the inexcusable.
 
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Wow this thread is autistic and nonsensical.

Anyway I just want to know if it hurts- crap "women and girls" is to journalistic and "females" is too incelish. Does it hurt women to get whacked in the crotch (and/or breasts) the same way it hurts men? Sure there might be skin-level pain but we males feel a special pain when we get hit in the balls. It's deep and lasting, like an itchy hollow echo. Does it hurt like that?

You won't believe this but I'm a writer and I thought it would be funny if a female character got hit in the crotch and reacted just like a male, then a nearby male character asks "Oh that hurts for girls?" and she replies " Yes you niggerbrain!" or words to that effect.
 
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The Empirical Bogey said:
Does it hurt women to get whacked in the crotch (and/or breasts) the same way it hurts men?
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Breasts are more sensitive, especially during periods. A hit to the crotch is equivalent to a hit to the outer thigh basically. It's not going to make us drop to our knees or stop moving.

Also, @A Crying Goblin is 100% a troll. A funny and effective one, but still pointless to advise him on anything.
 
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A Crying Goblin said:
Yes you can say "You're only 22, blah blah" You don't know the things I've done, gotten into, and the shit I've already committed. I'm far beyond the point of redemption.
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You are giving off “identifies a little too much with the Joker” energy, and that’s okay because you are only 22, a young impressionable baby boy, blah blah.
As long as you aren’t a convicted sex offender you will have plenty of time and grace to do whatever you want with your life. At that age you’re probably only past the point of getting accepted into med school or becoming a professional athlete.
 
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The Empirical Bogey said:
Does it hurt women to get whacked in the crotch (and/or breasts) the same way it hurts
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For the most part no. If you hit the clitoris I would imagine it's similar to having the head of the penis hit. But this is difficult to do because of size and location. Generally only accomplished with a pointed kick of the toe.

Otherwise I would imagine period pain can be similar, like a vice slowly but surely griping the balls too tight.
 
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Al from Dadeville said:
You are giving off “identifies a little too much with the Joker” energy, and that’s okay because you are only 22, a young impressionable baby boy, blah blah.
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Shiiiit. Maybe you're right.
Al from Dadeville said:
As long as you aren’t a convicted sex offender you will have plenty of time and grace to do whatever you want with your life. At that age you’re probably only past the point of getting accepted into med school or becoming a professional athlete.
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That's true.
 
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@A Crying Goblin I looked through your recent posts on this thread because I wasn’t sure what you originally asked and I have some more insight. Didn’t get back to the original question but the obvious thing that jumped out was
1. Self loathing: STOP SMOKING WEED. It doesn’t matter if you choose to drink alcohol, don’t get a DUI or whatever, but smoking weed is why you’re feeling paralyzed by apathy and self-doubt. I stopped smoking weed when I was 21 because it gave me anxiety and made me feel like everyone hated me and I was a failure piece of shit. Most people say it relaxes you but some people have a totally different reaction, you 100% sound like the type of person who needs to not smoke weed. I was going to type more but I honestly think this is causing most of the distress in your life.
2. Your mentioned your dick. It will continue to grow. Ask a middle-aged man. Also never acknowledge insecurity about it, that’s what women pick up on.
 
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Al from Dadeville said:
@A Crying Goblin I looked through your recent posts on this thread because I wasn’t sure what you originally asked and I have some more insight. Didn’t get back to the original question but the obvious thing that jumped out was
1. Self loathing: STOP SMOKING WEED. It doesn’t matter if you choose to drink alcohol, don’t get a DUI or whatever, but smoking weed is why you’re feeling paralyzed by apathy and self-doubt. I stopped smoking weed when I was 21 because it gave me anxiety and made me feel like everyone hated me and I was a failure piece of shit.
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Yeah I once had a really terrible time and was super terrified once. Idk just random anxiety shit
 
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