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Poor little Flutter Nutter Cabbage Derptius Shy Aileen Ellen Helen Not-Peck.

I hope her intentions are true and noble. She feels like a little sister at this point.

Cabbage, why Chris? Why him? I guess we'll find out someday, I know she might be a scheming scallywag but I hold out hope she'll see the light and leave Chris.

You can do better, dear one.
 
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themarchivist2 said:
I'd say that's incorrect, we have both a head-on photo and a side profile photo in decent quality at this point:
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They aren't good enough for facial recognition sites as-is, but putting these into the Metahuman Creator or some shit like that to generate a model of her head might give us something slightly better to work off of. Or if we have any good sketch artists here, getting some high-quality sketches out of these could also be insanely helpful.
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The head on photo was enhanced with AI so we don’t really know if that is correct. The original photo was blurry. The best photo is the side profile one because it is unaltered.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Poor little Flutter Nutter Cabbage Derptius Shy Aileen Ellen Helen Not-Peck.

I hope her intentions are true and noble. She feels like a little sister at this point.

Cabbage, why Chris? Why him? I guess we'll find out someday, I know she might be a scheming scallywag but I hold out hope she'll see the light and leave Chris.

You can do better, dear one.
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I call her flutter sheen.
 
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Lou Sassle said:
I really hope Chris gives us something soon. A name, A clear picture, Leaks her nudes. Flutter deserves better than this.
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Chris is likely being coached and strictly monitored; the prized lol cow turned cash cow must be protected at all times.

Just not at all costs, you understand.

One of those pictures of Fort Tard shows a lock box and key, there's also surveillance and a scary Brinks security sticker.

Fatass, Fagdick and Cabbage aren't hosting any open guest New Years festivies, iow.
 
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the fun thing is that caden can't afford to keep chris' antics locked away and monitored, chris is chris because of the insane shit he's allowed himself to do in the past. the etsy store is obviously a very important aspect to caden because it provides the income needed to make all this happen, but people buy the medallions and art because it's fun to own a thing related to a notorious online personality and people watch the stream and pay to ask questions because it's fun to see him uncomfortable.

chris being coached and "normalised" harms caden, and I don't think he realises that. his streams have already dropped in viewers a bunch as they've become more and more safe. he should be thanking KF that people are keeping things interesting, because he sure isn't.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Poor little Flutter Nutter Cabbage Derptius Shy Aileen Ellen Helen Not-Peck.

I hope her intentions are true and noble. She feels like a little sister at this point.

Cabbage, why Chris? Why him? I guess we'll find out someday, I know she might be a scheming scallywag but I hold out hope she'll see the light and leave Chris.

You can do better, dear one.
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She deserves better and can do better than being with Chris. Being with Chris is the definition of a toxic relationship.
 
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atorie said:
the fun thing is that caden can't afford to keep chris' antics locked away and monitored, chris is chris because of the insane shit he's allowed himself to do in the past. the etsy store is obviously a very important aspect to caden because it provides the income needed to make all this happen, but people buy the medallions and art because it's fun to own a thing related to a notorious online personality and people watch the stream and pay to ask questions because it's fun to see him uncomfortable.

chris being coached and "normalised" harms caden, and I don't think he realises that. his streams have already dropped in viewers a bunch as they've become more and more safe. he should be thanking KF that people are keeping things interesting, because he sure isn't.
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if Chris was going to do something stupid, he’d have done it by now. Chris is a lot more subdued and it takes quite a bit to get him to react to trolling. As long as he has that core group of paypigs that give money every stream, he’ll be alright. It won’t affect his bottom because now he is locked in with that tugboat for life Even if Caden and him do have a falling out. It will hurt Caden a lot more than it will hurt Chris.
 
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atorie said:
Caden should be thanking KF that people are keeping things interesting, because he sure isn't.
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No one ever thanks KF.

Thank you KF.

But yes, he needs Chris now more than ever with whatever court costs and fines he's secured with his shroom shenanigans.

Lord knows Caden will get desperate if people get too bored with Chris.
 
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themarchivist2 said:
I'd say that's incorrect, we have both a head-on photo and a side profile photo in decent quality at this point:
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She actually does look like a Cabbage Patch Kid, at least in the front-facing one.
Blue Miaplacidus said:
I don't have the time to dig through all of twitter to find her, but a fluttershy was definitely active on his twitter and Helena's twitter for a while.
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Considering he is constantly schmoozing up to bronies, it wouldn't be at all unusual for there to be more Fluttershys around.
Rupin said:
The head on photo was enhanced with AI so we don’t really know if that is correct.
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That explains the uncanny valley aspect of it, if it's exaggerating features that were already there to some extent. The shape isn't the same in both pictures.
 
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Rupin said:
if Chris was going to do something stupid, he’d have done it by now. Chris is a lot more subdued and it takes quite a bit to get him to react to trolling. As long as he has that core group of paypigs that give money every stream, he’ll be alright. It won’t affect his bottom because now he is locked in with that tugboat for life Even if Caden and him do have a falling out. It will hurt Caden a lot more than it will hurt Chris.
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Well, that's the rub when it comes to Chris - the funniest shit he does is completely unprompted by anything the trolls do and can't happen in a controlled situation.

For example; Sonic's blue arms. Chris went on a one-man campaign of petty minor vandalism in every store he could find the Sonic Boom video game in and shove in crappy MS paint images (printed in COLOR) telling people to not buy the game. And then bitched on facebook whenever he encountered situations where he couldn't get access to the game cases behind a locked door.
 
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Skitarii said:
This is like blaming a cheetah for mauling the retarded bloke who decided to poke him in the face with a stick
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Cheetahs are adorable. Meow. Second only to baby alligators.

Oil Olive said:
Flutter is the only hope that something funny will happen soon.
In the meantime, this is fucking boring
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Flutter and Caden are the only ones of interest. You'll have other weens or random morons who pop up every once in a while. I, myself, am an annoying brat who never shuts the fuck up. But I've followed Chris's misadventures for so long now it's hard to quit.
 
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Rupin said:
The head on photo was enhanced with AI so we don’t really know if that is correct. The original photo was blurry. The best photo is the side profile one because it is unaltered.
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Flutter does look like she might have some form of FAS which would explain why she's so tiny.
 
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