DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[blahblahblah678]

Or it's possible that Dave not upgrading his Windows 8 bit him in the ass with the new printer.

 

[Balr0g]

But couldn't he use it with his Laptop. Win 10 should be good enough at this point.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I’m sure his new printer cost an even $1000 too.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

This is bizarre, I need to see this in motion. Does anyone have a clip

5:49:57 in case the stamp doesn't work.

 

[Fapcop]

- has done zero "real" tests on him (though did his shots)

Yeah, I’m gonna give Phil a big il’ pass on that one.

The fact that he got Jasper his shots puts him into the B tier of cat ownership.

I don’t know where you guys live where blood tests are standard operating procedure for cats, but out here in the real world, most cats never get a blood tests or even go to the vet on a regular basis.

And yeah, Phil is retarded, so he’s going to do some retarded things with his cat. No surprise there.

The cat seems to like him though, and is probably happier than many cats who get to sit at home by themselves for 8-10 hours a day.

In many ways a cat is an ideal companion for Phil. They’re both lazy, aside from brief spurts of frantic action, and they both hate change.

Heck, I’m sure Phil’s house (aside from the dust and dirt and occasional ant poison) is an ideal place for a cat. There’s crap everywhere, so lots of hidey holes and places it can feel safe.

And once Phil drops some boxes in a corner, the cat knows they're not going to be leaving anytime soon.

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

Can appreciate khet for a while?
She did not only deny him of his gay christmas movies but she also forced him to watch streamers and seethe about it

“Uh no! Elesconodido, you moron, that’s part of being married, stupid! You would know this if you were in a serious adult meaningful relationship. When you’re married you give up your time for your spouse and YOU get nothing in return khkhkhkhk.”

 

[Lord_Point]

GUYS the printer DOESNT WORK because those morons at CANNON make shitty printers AND shitty netcode. The only way it can work is if i update to windows 11, but I cant for obvious reasons. So basically im going to need a whole new state of the art computer to run my new printer.

No I can't exchange it! Do you not know how busy i am, where would I have time? Id have to find a box, put the printer in the box, im an adult not some rich fat cat who can put things in boxes all day!

No I cant use the mini PC because mini PCs can only print on mini printers, stooopid! No I cant use the laptop I got gifted earlier this year because i just cant OK!?

So yeah basically the only way I can possibly use this printer is if you guys buy me a new $4,000 gaming rig and of course I need a printer to run my business because im run a sucessful business and mature style businesses have printers, MORHAN.

 

[Comma]

It's 11:15 and he hasn't even started the stream yet, and he just entered the chat:

Get ready for at least one full hour of complaining.

 

[Freebird]

"The earth is falling"
"what's going on?"
"idk"
massive nothingburger incoming

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[fresh pair of socks]

Yeah, I’m gonna give Phil a big il’ pass on that one.

The fact that he got Jasper his shots puts him into the B tier of cat ownership.

I don’t know where you guys live where blood tests are standard operating procedure for cats, but out here in the real world, most cats never get a blood tests or even go to the vet on a regular basis.

And yeah, Phil is retarded, so he’s going to do some retarded things with his cat. No surprise there.

Holy crap, you are really digging your heels in.

Slight PL here, but my dog passed away this year. He became ill about 2 1/2 years ago, and my vet ordered blood tests that allowed us to monitor his health and keep him as comfortable as possible until the end.

Now maybe Phil "$1k spark plugs" Burnell found a shyster for a vet, but from my experience a good vet only orders blood work when there is an underlying reason. I do know that if I thought my pet's caregiver was providing substandard care and trying to cheat me, I would find another one immediately. And I never called my dog my son.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

My Theo theory is he pulls the pained faces and does the stupid eating poses deliberately.

He acknowledged on The Interview it’s that main appeal to the viewer of his feasts.
Probably trying to go viral or something.

I used to be in the camp that something was wrong with his teeth, but now I think it's just another example of weird Phil mannerisms. Someone pointed out earlier how he holds his food in such a weird way. His strange physical and speaking ticks are already known about. Phil just struggles with doing anything normal, even something as small as eating.

 

[Freebird]

Dude gets up to do something and has trouble catching his breath for several minutes

 

[Free Jasper]

What’s the dumbass even printing in 2023? He emails his accountants his receipts. Does he need cue cards for begging?

 

[Lord_Point]

I used to be in the camp that something was wrong with his teeth, but now I think it's just another example of weird Phil mannerisms. Someone pointed out earlier how he holds his food in such a weird way. His strange physical and speaking ticks are already known about. Phil just struggles with doing anything normal, even something as small as eating.

+1 to this. More than once ive seen him use his fork sideways, which should cause more accidental teeth contact,. Who the fuck uses the fork sideways?! I have never seen another human do that, even primitives from africa who have never seen a fork could intuit the right way to use it.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Yeah, I’m gonna give Phil a big il’ pass on that one.

The fact that he got Jasper his shots puts him into the B tier of cat ownership.

I don’t know where you guys live where blood tests are standard operating procedure for cats, but out here in the real world, most cats never get a blood tests or even go to the vet on a regular basis.

And yeah, Phil is retarded, so he’s going to do some retarded things with his cat. No surprise there.

The cat seems to like him though, and is probably happier than many cats who get to sit at home by themselves for 8-10 hours a day.

In many ways a cat is an ideal companion for Phil. They’re both lazy, aside from brief spurts of frantic action, and they both hate change.

Heck, I’m sure Phil’s house (aside from the dust and dirt and occasional ant poison) is an ideal place for a cat. There’s crap everywhere, so lots of hidey holes and places it can feel safe.

And once Phil drops some boxes in a corner, the cat knows they're not going to be leaving anytime soon.

counterargument: he declawed his catson

 

[Fapcop]

What’s the dumbass even printing in 2023? He emails his accountants his receipts. Does he need cue cards for begging?

It’s some tax related stuff. He made that much clear when he talked about getting a new printer, and did the whole retarded DSP thing where he tried to sound really vague and secretive, but spilled the beans anyways because he’s a tard.

counterargument: he declawed his catson

TBF: Phil claims the cat came like that. We can’t know for sure, but I’m leaning towards believing Phil, since he’s such a cheap bastard. He’s got entire bathrooms that don’t work and no blinds. I really don’t see him spending gin/Scopely money to save his couch from a few scratches.

He’s also dumb enough to believe that he can tell Jasper not to do a thing. Why spend money when you can just talk to your cat in a stern voice dood?!

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

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"The earth is falling"
"what's going on?"
"idk"
massive nothingburger incoming

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Holy shit, imagine failing to setup a printer being "tons tech issues".

Hey Dave, a little free enterprise-style advise for you - turn your Mini PC into a makeshift print server and make sure all printing is done there. That way, you can share that printer out and use it on any machine!

I won't even charge you for that information, not that you'd pay anyway... Unless I turn myself into a sweaty man jpg.

 

[Lord_Point]

Holy shit, imagine failing to setup a printer being "tons tech issues".

Hey Dave, a little free enterprise-style advise for you - turn your Mini PC into a makeshift print server and make sure all printing is done there. That way, you can share that printer out and use it on any machine!

I won't even charge you for that information, not that you'd pay anyway... Unless I turn myself into a sweaty man jpg.

Are you out of your fucking mind?! What if trolls hacked his mini PC from troll HQ and start printing bombs to blow up his family?!

Also asking phil to set up a server on a home network would be like asking a chimp to build a rocket... and i think id still put my money on the chimp over phil.

 

[Iron Father]

I'll never understand why he makes a pained face when eating food.
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It's not a pained face, he's just an ugly cunt with strange fat distribution.

It's not an act, it's not tooth pain, he's always made these faces and he makes them before the food is even inside his mouth.

 

[Corpun]

Can't find it anymore but I swear he said once while playing Rayman Origins or some other sidescroller platformer that he only brushes his teeth when he goes out in public. His teeth have got to be rotten. Considering he doesn't go to the eye doctors, doubt he goes to the dentist.