Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Zizara]

This has always been the cope of the century when it comes to Josh, he wasn't a good employee, he was barely on a good day average - He was a collection of very serious mistakes and "satisfactory performance" periods that fluctuated his hours of work and pay, sometimes it went up, others it went down.

Not even close to a justification, but the only thing that fat fucking retard did, was be the last straw for the local branch that was most likely tired of yo-yoing him, when they had a concrete excuse to boot him.

Cobra was a bad employee who the management was probably happy for an excuse to fire.

Working Fast Food isn't that serious. It's a job for teens and those who have no other options, of which there are always more ready to be hired on short notice. Management wouldn't need to wait for any excuses to get him out - if he was really obnoxious they would have just fired him at any point before people started fucking with his real life. They didn't, and that says enough.
Young Cobra was weird and a retard but not that out there by the standards and expectations of his community and available peers, hell he was able to not just get a girlfriend but even cheat on her.
Now of course Cobes has a lot going on that led him to where he is and it's not the sole cause, but I think it's pretty disengenuous to claim that people fucking him out of employment didn't seriously contribute to his declining lifestyle.

 

[gang weeder]

Working Fast Food isn't that serious. It's a job for teens and those who have no other options, of which there are always more ready to be hired on short notice. Management wouldn't need to wait for any excuses to get him out - if he was really obnoxious they would have just fired him at any point before people started fucking with his real life. They didn't, and that says enough.
Young Cobra was weird and a retard but not that out there by the standards and expectations of his community and available peers, hell he was able to not just get a girlfriend but even cheat on her.
Now of course Cobes has a lot going on that led him to where he is and it's not the sole cause, but I think it's pretty disengenuous to claim that people fucking him out of employment didn't seriously contribute to his declining lifestyle.

Again, even if we accept that premise, the only way to avoid the issue would be for Josh to get off the Internet, as opposed to leaning into Internet shit full time and allowing it to consume his whole life. Tard raging about troles does nothing. You might as well throw a rage fit at the sky when it rains. If you make yourself a spectacle on the Internet people will fuck with you and nothing can make them stop, because even if they do, more anonymous retards will always filter in to replace them and continue the trolling. The only way it stops is for you to stop making a spectacle of yourself online.

The flip side of this is that Clint made a good point in the interview when he said that if Josh actually made enough wands he could probably earn a decent enough living, at least by boglim standards. But he is too lazy and would rather spend his time drinking himself stupid on prison wine instead of taking the obvious opportunity that he has right in front of him, even at this late hour, to make some money and maybe start actually improving his life.

So no matter how you slice it the buck ultimately stops with Josh and to a lesser extent Clint. There are plenty of people in this world who are lazy, self-indulgent, emotionally unstable, and ultimately of low character. While Cobes might be endearing in some ways, at the end of the day, he is clearly one of those people. And even if somehow all the heckin' troles went away overnight he would still be that person.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

"More door dash food reviews, it's just what I always wanted Josh to produce in mass, not a complete excuse to just be a lazy bum at all" - said someone not yet born.

And the new meta of being desperate for papa's validation and begging for support is very sad.

 

['Ole Dente]

Working Fast Food isn't that serious. It's a job for teens and those who have no other options, of which there are always more ready to be hired on short notice. Management wouldn't need to wait for any excuses to get him out - if he was really obnoxious they would have just fired him at any point before people started fucking with his real life. They didn't, and that says enough.

It doesn’t work like that. Management will not fire you in a lot of places provided you’ve been there for a long period of time. They would rather you quit and they’ll do quite a lot to make you quit so they don’t have to pay unemployment or severance. In Josh’s case, he had been there for quite a long time and he qualifies as a tard. Hiring a tard is a rookie management mistake because firing a tard for being a tard, and you’ll have to do that eventually because they’re a tard, is a logistical and potentially legal nightmare, especially if they have a litigious fag for a father (Josh does.) You’d really rather they quit and they usually will, otherwise you have corporate explaining why your bonus goes to a tard or you have to explain to corporate why they have to deal with a settlement because you couldn’t give a tard 2 hours a week for 2 months.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

How much do you wanna bet this is just some more Discord gayops? He didn't take the Gothie bait last year but he fell for this.

 

[Potion_Time]

He didn't take the Gothie bait last year but he fell for this.

He started jacking off in front of her during one of their discord calls and she got scared and cut off contact. He was definitely down to fuck that meth head, it was her that backed out after she realized the clout wouldn't be worth it.

 

[Baby Cakes]

He started jacking off in front of her during one of their discord calls and she got scared and cut off contact. He was definitely down to fuck that meth head, it was her that backed out after she realized the clout wouldn't be worth it.

If I recall correctly, Gothie trauma dumped on Cobes after he jacked off and her doing that made him uncomfortable and distant.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

If I recall correctly, Gothie trauma dumped on Cobes after he jacked off and her doing that made him uncomfortable and distant.

That was the funniest shit ever to me. Somehow this sub 75IQ autist recognized that a borderline chick was just too crazy for him. Not even the "sex" was worth it.

He started jacking off in front of her during one of their discord calls and she got scared and cut off contact. He was definitely down to fuck that meth head, it was her that backed out after she realized the clout wouldn't be worth it.

IIRC he realized that even Gothie was too crazy for him and not worth the effort. And he was never big on the whole effort thing.

 

[UncommonParlence]

If I recall correctly, Gothie trauma dumped on Cobes after he jacked off and her doing that made him uncomfortable and distant.

Yeah. After the post nut clarity hit he told her that he wanted to "take the time to get to know her better" first.

This was after he told her sky God knows what to see them toothless titties.

I think that after he roped his carpet he was basically done with her. He always thinks he can do better.

To be fair he was absolutely correct... gothie wasn't worth the effort.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Also he's had mic issues for months now. A lot of his videos are hard to hear. Did he get grease on his iMac mic?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Also he's had mic issues for months now. A lot of his videos are hard to hear. Did he get grease on his iMac mic?

He doesn’t clean it. He hits it. He smokes in front of it. I’m sure all these things are some of the many reason why it’s fucked

 

['Ole Dente]

If I recall correctly, Gothie trauma dumped on Cobes after he jacked off and her doing that made him uncomfortable and distant.

“I’m gunna follow up a pretty pleasant experience with a conversation about my sexual assault” would probably make me uncomfortable and distant too.

 

[Slim Boglim]

I'm so sick of fucking Redditors and YouTubers trying to make Josh the Next Chris—Chan. Rate me MATI, but Jesus these people act as if Cobes rapes Elderly dementia ridden women, or sends his dick to minors and rapping about racing.

These people act like the worst trolls from Christory. They're all on some Blue Spike/Janke shit.

The only “lolcow” I’ve ever took it personally and hated them is like Burger Planet but even then it’s not worth the effort to get worked up over him. The lengths these retards go to troll is absolutely INSANE and on the level of retardation of Josh himself.

Check out this absolute retard who spent $300+ on door dashing troll groceries to Josh on Christmas and didn’t even get the address right. Imagine this shit, it’s Christmas Day, most people are with friends and family and this guy is sitting around organizing a $300+ door dash delivery to troll some random retard in Wyoming and can’t even get the right address so some random person ended up with his retarded grocery order for no reason.

Jesus fuckin Christ imagine the thought process and having literally nothing else to do on Christmas or to do with $300 on Christmas. “Gifts for friends? Naw. Gifts for family? Hell no. Holiday donation to a charity? lol gay. I know! I’m gonna burn my hard earned $300+ on tryin to troll a retard and it not even going to the right person” even if this loser didn’t fuck up the address what would he get? Reddit upvotes? Fucking hell dude get a grip and put your life together. I can’t think of a sadder way to spend your Christmas Day and hard earned cash.

 

['Ole Dente]

The only “lolcow” I’ve ever took it personally and hated them is like Burger Planet but even then it’s not worth the effort to get worked up over him. The lengths these retards go to troll is absolutely INSANE and on the level of retardation of Josh himself.

Check out this absolute retard who spent $300+ on door dashing troll groceries to Josh on Christmas and didn’t even get the address right. Imagine this shit, it’s Christmas Day, most people are with friends and family and this guy is sitting around organizing a $300+ door dash delivery to troll some random retard in Wyoming and can’t even get the right address so some random person ended up with his retarded grocery order for no reason.

Jesus fuckin Christ imagine the thought process and having literally nothing else to do on Christmas or to do with $300 on Christmas. “Gifts for friends? Naw. Gifts for family? Hell no. Holiday donation to a charity? lol gay. I know! I’m gonna burn my hard earned $300+ on tryin to troll a retard and it not even going to the right person” even if this loser didn’t fuck up the address what would he get? Reddit upvotes? Fucking hell dude get a grip and put your life together. I can’t think of a sadder way to spend your Christmas Day and hard earned cash.



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Some men are born retarded, they walk the earth being retarded, and they make no apologies for it. Some men just wanna see the world burn and some men just wanna draw dicks on everything. It just wouldn’t be the same without them.

 

[Baroque]

To me, any derivation of “he should be in a group home” echoes the same kind of delusional, pollyanna thinking as “cops should be replaced by social workers.” What do you think happens in group homes? Especially with a wild stallion personality like cobra who would tell you to fuck off if you offered an umbrella to him in a thunderstorm. When the residents aren’t being physically abused or exploited for government money they’re being ignored by workers who aren’t paid nearly enough to give an actual shit and probably still wouldn’t if they actually were.

Cobra has disgusting habits and if I were dictator he’d be straight to the camps but he functions and has done for over ten years—he wouldn’t belong in even a non-trash group home.

 

[Duck Duck No]

To me, any derivation of “he should be in a group home” echoes the same kind of delusional, pollyanna thinking as “cops should be replaced by social workers.” What do you think happens in group homes? Especially with a wild stallion personality like cobra who would tell you to fuck off if you offered an umbrella to him in a thunderstorm. When the residents aren’t being physically abused or exploited for government money they’re being ignored by workers who aren’t paid nearly enough to give an actual shit and probably still wouldn’t if they actually were.

Cobra has disgusting habits and if I were dictator he’d be straight to the camps but he functions and has done for over ten years—he wouldn’t belong in even a non-trash group home.

I've always been skeptical of ppl who suggest that Cobes would be better off in a group home.

Apart from the institutional problems present in all of these places, Cobes doesn't do well around others anymore.

If anything it would just shortcut the timeframe for him ending up behind bars.

All it takes is one toddler meltdown that turns physical and he's out, and at that point Clint has created enough distance that he doesn't have to run to Josh's rescue.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

All it takes is one toddler meltdown that turns physical and he's out, and at that point Clint has created enough distance that he doesn't have to run to Josh's rescue.

Group homes don't let you bring in booze so the amount of time it would take for a meltdown would literally just be hours. He'd then try and sneak in some mead or something and get thrown out. Even if his folks had put him straight in a group home at age 18 he already had a history of getting kicked out of places. Job Corp kicked him out for smoking weed.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I've always been skeptical of ppl who suggest that Cobes would be better off in a group home.

He flips out when he's told not to drink too much at Christmas.

Every other setting that he lived in that provided rules and structure did not work well for Josh: Living at home, school, Job Corp, Wendy's...

The idea this is to do with parenting, or his environment, and not some serious developmental issue - which is highly likely to be congenital, given they recognised he was odd as early as the age of 2 - is most of the time people trying to get on their high horse about all this shit. How many of these people have children, let alone a child like Josh - probably very few.

Clint obviously isn't perfect, I don't agree with some of what he says - but it's clear there's nothing that can be done to "fix" Josh. It's probably a none starter, but the best he could do is try to limit Josh's internet streaming.

 

[curbside2]

He flips out when he's told not to drink too much at Christmas.

Every other setting that he lived in that provided rules and structure did not work well for Josh: Living at home, school, Job Corp, Wendy's...

The idea this is to do with parenting, or his environment, and not some serious developmental issue - which is highly likely to be congenital, given they recognised he was odd as early as the age of 2 - is most of the time people trying to get on their high horse about all this shit. How many of these people have children, let alone a child like Josh - probably very few.

Clint obviously isn't perfect, I don't agree with some of what he says - but it's clear there's nothing that can be done to "fix" Josh. It's probably a none starter, but the best he could do is try to limit Josh's internet streaming.

I'm one of the people that has given Clint a lot of shit in the past. And to be fair he did let Josh bring his jug of prison hooch with him to the family gathering. But beyond that Josh isn't fully Clint's fault. It's clear that most of what's wrong with Josh falls squarely on the gothic bad boy himself. If asking him to put the bog juice away for the evening is enough to cause a full blown melt down. Then there's no helping him.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

That was the funniest shit ever to me. Somehow this sub 75IQ autist recognized that a borderline chick was just too crazy for him. Not even the "sex" was worth it.

IIRC he realized that even Gothie was too crazy for him and not worth the effort. And he was never big on the whole effort thing.

Gothie has tried with numerous ugly guys online with any following, and they all turned her down. She really deserves her own thread here, but there's not much people can say other than "She's being an obnoxious cunt again this stream."