🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Truly Rural]

Gunt is always happy when people make sacrifices for him, and spend their resources (including time) on him. Too bad he never does the same for people that "matter" to him. Total parasite.

 

[Rage Pig]

Handsome fizeek

Covered in sweat, melon is red

 

[Sprate Header]

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@Null can this be the frontpage video? it's motivational, inspiring even!

 

[Fannyscum]

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Handsome fizeek
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Covered in sweat, melon is red
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Pantsuela looks fresh as a daisy while Ralph's shirt is soaked through with sweat from his flappy tits, looking like Cartman when he entered the special olympics.
He doesn't realise that most people would be able to make a climb like that without much of a struggle and that trying to use it as a flex only shows how feeble and weak he really is.

 

[Elmo]

Egg-shaped head.

 

[Fannyscum]

Ralph accidentally tweeted out an unredacted copy of the waiver he had to sign, showing that if he died he would leave 100% of his estate to Cozy Rozy, Lil Xannie can eat shit:



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[not william stenchever]

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Egg-shaped head.

This picture has made my day.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Handsome fizeek
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Covered in sweat, melon is red
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Ngl, even though I made fun of Ralph's cartoonish giant head that looked pretty fun. Glad you enjoyed it Ralph!

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

She got her hand up yet again even with the hard hat on

 

[AncientPhosphur]

So he's still fat. Just not fat, fat. He brags about.. ziplining? I tuned in an he's talking about how his "girlfriend" says her fans are racist and she said she "loves" Ralph. All the efforts of third party attempts have failed to break them up. Honestly this comes off like Boogie talking about his "girlfriend".

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

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Egg-shaped head.

Who wore it better?

 

[Sam Losco]

It honestly makes me smile seeing Ralph have some fun. Hope it's all real and not just more brittle facade.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Ralph accidentally tweeted out an unredacted copy of the waiver he had to sign, showing that if he died he would leave 100% of his estate to Cozy Rozy, Lil Xannie can eat shit:
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It's a real dick move to leave a bunch of debt to a kid, even if it's one of Ralph's.

She got her hand up yet again even with the hard hat on

Maybe she's like Cyraxx and her elbows can't completely straighten out.

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

It's a real dick move to leave a bunch of debt to a kid, even if it's one of Ralph's.

Imagine the look on Harry's face when after months of radio silence, a bunch of corona bottles filled with piss gets delivered to his doorstep addressed to Rozy.

 

[Punished Puck]

So I just have two questions:
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1) how much is she charging his dumb ass, and
2) how long is he planning to keep this ridiculous “lookit mah hot GURLFREND you guys” charade up?

And one observation:
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her body language is hilarious. It screams “ewwwwww get away creep!”

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Two words: that gut. He’s just so repugnant. That poor girl, lol.

i give it six months til this ones knocked up and 18 months til they break up.

probably the best looking girl ralphs pulled imo, ralphamale W

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Maybe she's like Cyraxx and her elbows can't completely straighten out.

I'm thinking it's the safe sign to her cartel pimp managers.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Handsome fizeek

 

[Near]

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He's winning so hard against the world's most dangerous men... Boogie and.... Wings of Redemption.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

It honestly makes me smile seeing Ralph have some fun. Hope it's all real and not just more brittle facade.

He can't help but crow about his activities on social media and take potshots at people. He's not excitedly showing pictures to family and friends.

Also, what does this goofy expression say?

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It doesn't scream "joie de vivre" to me.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

If a Ralph doesn’t document his tourist activities with his short brown tatted escort on xitter, did they ever occur?