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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 41 43.6%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 10 10.6%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 43 45.7%

  • Total voters
    94
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Handsome fizeek
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Covered in sweat, melon is red
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Pantsuela looks fresh as a daisy while Ralph's shirt is soaked through with sweat from his flappy tits, looking like Cartman when he entered the special olympics.
He doesn't realise that most people would be able to make a climb like that without much of a struggle and that trying to use it as a flex only shows how feeble and weak he really is.
 
So he's still fat. Just not fat, fat. He brags about.. ziplining? I tuned in an he's talking about how his "girlfriend" says her fans are racist and she said she "loves" Ralph. All the efforts of third party attempts have failed to break them up. Honestly this comes off like Boogie talking about his "girlfriend".
 
Ralph accidentally tweeted out an unredacted copy of the waiver he had to sign, showing that if he died he would leave 100% of his estate to Cozy Rozy, Lil Xannie can eat shit:
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It's a real dick move to leave a bunch of debt to a kid, even if it's one of Ralph's.
She got her hand up yet again even with the hard hat on
Maybe she's like Cyraxx and her elbows can't completely straighten out.
 
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So I just have two questions:
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1) how much is she charging his dumb ass, and
2) how long is he planning to keep this ridiculous “lookit mah hot GURLFREND you guys” charade up?

And one observation:
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her body language is hilarious. It screams “ewwwwww get away creep!”

One more observation
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Two words: that gut. He’s just so repugnant. That poor girl, lol.
i give it six months til this ones knocked up and 18 months til they break up.

probably the best looking girl ralphs pulled imo, ralphamale W
 
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