I BRING NEWS FROM THE GIGABRAINS OF R/ZEROCOVIDCOMMUNITIES!
You know how you get mocked on Reddit every time you remind the unwashed masses about the dangers of COVID?
Well it’s not the plebs telling you to return to 2021, it’s… BOTS!!

It’s a vast psyop done by RUSSIA AND CHINA to turn America into a wasteland of long COVID!
And the Republicans of course!

So anyways, Russia, China, the GOP, the Koch brothers and of course dastardly Elon Musk are funding the massive bot army that tells you: “Lol! It’s just COVID, bro!” When you remind people about the necessity of air purifiers and staying masked all the time. Sound good? #scienceaboveall
“THIS COULD ALL END IF WE JUST INSTITUTED A POLICE STATE WITH ARMED MASK VIGILANTES ON EVERY CORNER!”

Imagine if these people had actual power, instead of seething impotently.
“Not suicidal, but I have nothing left to live for!”

Whoever is holding a gun to his head, forcing him to mask and worry 24-7, is a real piece of shit!