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trevshoms said:
Here is a video of her speaking, she sounds very strange idk if that's just how New Yorkers sound or if she's foreign or something
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Its like a watered down amalgamation of a New Yorker, American Black, and like vague East African accent merged into one speech impediment.
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This is another example of how so many of these "witches" are just malicious bitches.
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She is also a liar we all know you've never done this Kimberly. Your shower imagination sessions where you're getting into an argument and you're winning aren't real.
 
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Just want to let you all know that I have a pet mouse named Protein now!!!!
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Nugget passed away in 2021 (most tragic event that happened that year BY FAR) anyways, Angie if you're reading this please do a spell for Protein's happiness and a cure for his autism. Blessed be.
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"impregnated an underage virgin" people in those times got pregnant really young. Maybe the next time God wants to impregnate a girl he will check the age of consent laws in that state or some shit.
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"Got my unemployment check because no one will hire me cause of my face tattoo friends!"

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If satanists are empaths, and Shane Dawson is an empath, does that make Shane Dawson a satanist?

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I think Satan would want you to photograph his cookie on nice plate instead of a dingy paper towel.

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Tucker-cuckerson probably is the type of person to make a reproduction of Piss Christ to celebrate Christmas instead of spending time with family like a normal person.

I would like to know everyone's opinion on marina abromovic's Spirit Cooking. It was inspired by aleister Crowley.
 
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Today I'm going to power level about the power of friendship. I'm schizophrenic, which means that my sense of reality is a bucket of doggy doo doo diarrhea. I was literally hearing Satan whisper in my ear to kill my hamster for a ritual sacrifice to Satan, but I knew that as soon as I did I would reach the point of @NoReturn el oh el. But now I have found people in real life who care about me, so I don't have to rely on randoms on the online.

Bye friends, we were autistic (and schizo) together!

P.s: here is a picture of me so you can watch me touch myself at night.
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fuzzyrodent85 said:
Today I'm going to power level about the power of friendship. I'm schizophrenic, which means that my sense of reality is a bucket of doggy doo doo diarrhea. I was literally hearing Satan whisper in my ear to kill my hamster for a ritual sacrifice to Satan, but I knew that as soon as I did I would reach the point of @NoReturn el oh el. But now I have found people in real life who care about me, so I don't have to rely on randoms on the online.

Bye friends, we were autistic (and schizo) together!

P.s: here is a picture of me so you can watch me touch myself at night.
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Poor crazy Fuzzy. We knew her well.
I hope you stay safe Fuzz-fuzz, stay away from witches!
 
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Dante Alighieri said:
For more Aztec spergery there's Aztec by Gary Jennings. I read some of it as an ebook and fell in love, now I'm just waiting for it to arrive from ebay.
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Parts of it are pure bullshit (like exaggerating the Purepecha from a slut stereotype, like French people, to being complete degenerates). But it's a really insane ride and extremely detailed on a lot of things that are true. Absolutely deranged, intense, feels like a whole real world that's completely believable and completely alien.

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The reverse. You see the line "No one know where the Mexica came from" in a lot of history books, but come on, guys.
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Wasn't it narrowed down to New Mexico recently?
 
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Threadbump because spring is coming.




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TL;No espeak Espanish: WitchTok sucks, witchtokers are lazy fucks, everyone is hunting for likes. Basing your identity in "I'm a witch" is cringe.
 
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AMHOLIO said:
"Because this is so Powerful" is so weird. I feel like every magick worker says it, it diminishes the idea that any of the stuff people are peddling is in any way powerful.
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Through some demographic mixup, my name used to be on the mailing list of a poorly-printed Spanish-language magical supplies catalog. So many of the items were described as DE TRIPLE FUERZA that you'd think that triple would just be the baseline fuerza and they could move the things that weren't to their own Mild section.
 
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More witchtoks because why not?

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Mediums are vultures.


 
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Speaking of that. Latinamerican Youtube is now full of AI generated audios with "manifesting incantations" and "subliminal messages" and a shitton are exclusively about getting whiter skin or becoming really "skeletally thin" by wishing really hard, usually featuring a bunch of korean npc pictures. These videos always have viewcounts in the millions.

Sorry if i don't look for more right now, clicking on that stuff destroys your algorithm.

 
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LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
Latinamerican Youtube is now full of AI generated audios with "manifesting incantations" and "subliminal messages" and a shitton are exclusively about getting whiter skin or becoming really "skeletally thin" by wishing really hard, usually featuring a bunch of korean npc pictures.
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I'm not surprised by this if my local Mexican markets and neighbors are the norm. Catholics with a little paganism to spice it up when asking Jesus to make you butt smaller seems inappropriate.
 
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I'm so mad tiktok won't let me browse without an account anymore. It's so hard to find new weird shit there now.
Here's this, though:
 
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