Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

It's no different than Bitcoin when you get down to it. The only reason Bitcoin, NFTs and other forms of crypto are worth anything is because people are willing to spend money on them. Bitcoin has no inherent value.

It actually does have inherently valuable attributes. For instance, it's strictly limited in quantity, and can't be deflated by just issuing more of it. That's an attribute that makes it more useful as a store of value than fiat currency. If it lost that attribute it would be nearly instantly worthless.

NFTs are closer to inherently worthless because they lack fungibility, an odd choice when that's one of the strengths of cryptocurrency in the first place. There's a reason those things are the scammiest crypto product yet.

 

[Bassomatic]

If he doesn't cheat so badly as to make it irrelevant, I'd be surprised if he makes it to the end of February without another health scare. Especially when his portion control resembles a drunk tetris player stuffing pieces in every which way.

Also let's rebring up Jack who is almost for sure on pain killers is adding booze to the mix now.

I legitimately think if I went down to the hood bought a speed ball I'd be healthier than jacks daily intake. This is insane.

We say it over and over, not for effect but out of shock he can't get worse...this is the end THEN HE GETS SICKER.

Jack is a medical companies dream I can't picture how much he's padding drs bills. Dudes probably got a cardiologist a nice new yacht. I try not to get him under my skin because his mind is gone now he's legit a toddler and an addict. All he's got left is his fix and anger. What an awful life. But he deserves it so does the whole clan.

 

[ZipDisk]

Jack tries to get medical care and then not pay, he's not any companies dream.
I think a lot of Jack's disputed bills are quietly paid by Tammy, allowing him to think he is a big strong man, and when he talks, people LISTEN.
In reality, he's been in daycare for 20 years.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Do guys know how they look when they are morbidly obese, stroked out with gimp arm
and confined to a Scooty puff?

 

[SkepticAgentMan]

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Do guys know how they look when they are morbidly obese, stroked out with gimp arm
and confined to a Scooty puff?

Is he shading Jr. here?

 

[p1138]

Do guys know how they look when they are morbidly obese, stroked out with gimp arm
and confined to a Scooty puff?

Do guys know how they look when it's obvious they can't wipe their own ass, or bathe, or dress themselves due to their own idiotic life choices?

Is he shading Jr. here?

Jr. doesn't even look like he goes to the gym anymore. He's been ballooning up for a while now, I'm sure somehow given the chance he or Fatty would make an excuse about it being winter as if he couldn't go to an air conditioned gym.

Jack tries to get medical care and then not pay, he's not any companies dream.
I think a lot of Jack's disputed bills are quietly paid by Tammy, allowing him to think he is a big strong man, and when he talks, people LISTEN.
In reality, he's been in daycare for 20 years.

If Tammy has been paying bills behind his back(even minimum payments or whatever) to keep collection companies off their ass(which would make sense considering the very likely tax fraud occurring, the last thing they'd want is anyone seriously examining their finances) then Fatty would indeed be a bit of a dream patient for the healthcare industry. He's mentioned within the past couple of months that he has a cardiologist he needs to visit in addition to his GP, and he's probably got some other specialists in his medical care retinue as well.

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

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Do guys know how they look when they are morbidly obese, stroked out with gimp arm
and confined to a Scooty puff?

I'm worried the sheer irony of this post might give me an aneurysm.

...holy shit, that's how it spreads, isn't it?! I'm going to become a new Jack. The evil spirit possessing him knows the current shell is about expire, and it found a new host in me. Soon I'll bloat to horrific proportions and start tongue kissing burgers.

 

[Piggle Rick]

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Do guys know how they look when they are morbidly obese, stroked out with gimp arm
and confined to a Scooty puff?

He has his avatar raise its right arm, something he can’t do, and I’m still not over his choice to give it sweat patches in the armpits. Why the fuck would anyone do that voluntarily?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It actually does have inherently valuable attributes. For instance, it's strictly limited in quantity, and can't be deflated by just issuing more of it. That's an attribute that makes it more useful as a store of value than fiat currency. If it lost that attribute it would be nearly instantly worthless.

NFTs are closer to inherently worthless because they lack fungibility, an odd choice when that's one of the strengths of cryptocurrency in the first place. There's a reason those things are the scammiest crypto product yet.

I'm just talking from a POV of where does the money come from? Bitcoin only exists as 1's and 0's. Inherently it's just computer code that spit out a value once the proper hash function has been run. With every other form of currency there's something that it's backed up by. Whether it's something like the gold standard or now it being matched to the GDP, economy and spending power of the country there's something that gives it value. Bitcoin has the blockchain which again doesn't really exist.

That's my problem with crypto. People are assigning value to it which doesn't exist. And then there's the issue with how volatile it is. You could be up one day and have lost your shirt the next. It's a great way to make short term gains or to lose it all. And because it's unregulated and has no kind of oversight you can easily get scammed.

But yes, NFTs are worthless. They have literally zero value.

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Do guys know how they look when they are morbidly obese, stroked out with gimp arm
and confined to a Scooty puff?

In order to be able to call out guys for skipping leg day you have to actually work out yourself.

The only person he could be dunking on right here is Jr.

He has his avatar raise its right arm, something he can’t do, and I’m still not over his choice to give it sweat patches in the armpits. Why the fuck would anyone do that voluntarily?

He's a mushbrain. There's no other reason.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

That's my problem with crypto. People are assigning value to it which doesn't exist.

People do that all the time, for all sorts of things. Value is subjective, otherwise that nature people value so much would be dollar bills dropping off trees. Many of us would find value in the simple assurance of the chains general immutability, a no trust required ledger is great. And in the case of the crypto boom, people have decided to assign value to the presumption of the endless increase of their existing value. Its a great intersection of human ignorance paired with human greed, based purely on a pile of bad assumptions on what the immutability of a chain means.

What a lot of people fuck up is somehow assuming that this immutability extends beyond the confines of what the ledger itself tracks. A properly implemented token ledger is immutable, and therefore I can guarantee a tokens veracity, authenticity, and ownership fairly easily. If you want that token to directly represent anything of value in the real world, you now have to engage with a real world authority outside of the blockchain, who has the authority to just say "No". A simple idea is a blockchain token for an item in a game - I can guarantee you that you'll never lose that token from your wallet. But the company can always blacklist your wallet or the token on their side, and refuse to redeem it to your account for the item you claim to control. And there's absolutely nothing you can do about it other than seethe.

But yes, NFTs are worthless. They have literally zero value.

Correct, NFT's are merely receipts on a ledger that lets anyone create receipts for the appropriate fee. They're inherently worthless without a moderating authority sitting between desires to register ownerships and the actual creation of them, defeating much of the purpose of a blockchain in the first place.

He has his avatar raise its right arm, something he can’t do, and I’m still not over his choice to give it sweat patches in the armpits. Why the fuck would anyone do that voluntarily?

I can only assume that he's used to seeing grease and thinking "Flavor Spots" and the wendigo seems a similarity here.

 

[AnOminous]

But yes, NFTs are worthless. They have literally zero value.

If someone found an actually practical use for them, they'd have value. Gold doesn't "inherently" have value either, nor diamonds, nor fiat currency, at least by that reasoning, because their value depends on externalities, like in gold's case, its fungibility and any industrial uses it has, diamonds for their social value as a symbol of luxury (far more inherently worthless than Bitcoin that has immutable inherently useful attributes) and again, for their industrial uses (although those are almost all done with artificial diamonds of no greater worth than that), and fiat currency based on whether a government collapses or the Fed just decides to halve its value overnight by turning on the money printing machine.

Bitcoin is probably closer to gold in that sense, and the gold standard had exactly the same boom/bust problems, i.e. people were holding gold currency rather than spending it and speculating on it constantly, driving the price up and down. Never mind that competing industrial uses also would influence the price.

Not having a value for anything other than as a store of value or (to a lesser extent) currency is actually a plus.

 

[Super Hans v2]

and any industrial

It's preposterous that you're including that as a condition. Literally nothing has any value, then, because even the value of food and water are entirely reliant on similar externalities.

 

[AnOminous]

It's preposterous that you're including that as a condition. Literally nothing has any value, then, because even the value of food and water are entirely reliant on similar externalities.

That's literally the point.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

What's so humbling about a screening test for colon cancer? I guess it would be humbling to realize that your wife has to handle and collect your shit to send to the lab because you can't.

 

[rubytintedchix]

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What's so humbling about a screening test for colon cancer? I guess it would be humbling to realize that your wife has to handle and collect your shit to send to the lab because you can't.

She already changes his diapers, so what difference would it be. I can’t wait until he reeees about insurance covering this. I seem to recall a story that Cologuard specifically had issues. Either someone was hit with an unexpected bill, or insurance not covering additional tests needed after results came back.

 

[Super Hans v2]

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What's so humbling about a screening test for colon cancer? I guess it would be humbling to realize that your wife has to handle and collect your shit to send to the lab because you can't.

Why is he pissing away Tammy's money on cancer screening? Jack could have stage four brain cancer and it'd still be more likely he'd die from his heart exploding.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

Why is he pissing away Tammy's money on cancer screening? Jack could have stage four brain cancer and it'd still be more likely he'd die from his heart exploding.

Knowing this fatso, he'll develop Three Stooges Syndrome.

 

[Gulls on Film]

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What's so humbling about a screening test for colon cancer? I guess it would be humbling to realize that your wife has to handle and collect your shit to send to the lab because you can't.

Of fucking course this retard orders some bullshit he heard on the radio, instead of getting a real coloscopy. It's amazing how much disdain he has for the medical industry, despite them performing actual miracles at this point to keep him alive.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Of fucking course this retard orders some bullshit he heard on the radio, instead of getting a real coloscopy. It's amazing how much disdain he has for the medical industry, despite them performing actual miracles at this point to keep him alive.

Cologuard is not a bad option. Sometimes folks have insurance that covers it and it has been shown to be very good at detecting abnormalities and its a test that actual GI doctors recommend. If it's an option that is available, I think there is nothing wrong with opting for this test because lets face it, a colonoscopy is not a pleasant procedure to go through. The problem is that if something is abnormal on the cologuard the next step is colonoscopy anyway which is why I personally would just do the colonoscopy.

With that said, assuming Jack was given a choice between a colonoscopy and cologuard, I'm sure his personal reason for turning down the colonoscopy was because he thinks its gay or something just like he avoids male dogs because he is worried about accidental canine penile contact during belly rubs.

 

[Marc]

Jack’s probably afraid that he won’t wake up after a colonoscopy procedure, despite sleeping through the majority of his bowel movements.