Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Midnight Cooking]

Bossman his keyboard is broken so he can only react with emotes now in his discord. You ok? Thumbs up!

I hope we can expect to have some rageposts in emoji form:
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[11apocalyptic11]

At this point he is going to beg for more money on a new keyboard. But no! Those money that Austin would try to garner would be use for his terminal gambling addiction, and then fail again, then do the same shit over-and-over again.
If he does exactly have a backup keyboard, he would still do the same as the former too.

He'll just have his parents get him one from amazon again. Their little gambler can't win big without a keyboard!

 

[NaggotFigger]

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[internet friend]

While I'm still backing my boy fatrick, if Austin wins lolcow of the year it's well deserved.

 

[Faceless Whore]

took like 30 fucking minutes to figure out how to insert as thumbnail while it was a webp and it wouldn't work, I might just be retarded

The forum doesn't support webp, it's not you.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Full screen of the last minutes mines run, he fucked something on his PC up as well

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Him stroking his own head trying to calm himself!
I can't

 

[Kees H]

Austin just confirmed he is using the on-screen keyboard again

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Don't delay, vote today

Best Main Forum Lolcow: Bossman "I hate my life" Jack. What a wild ride. The Keno giveth and the Keno taketh

And I haven't even seen the keyboard smash video before I voted.

Never change, Austin, destroyer of things, bringer of lulz, never change.

 

[Punished Neco]

Austin has just turned a $1k top gambler gift from Stake into $7.4k on Mines.

He promises he's going to withdraw but he's using the on-screen keyboard so it's unclear whether he'll be able to enter the 2FA code in time.
We may never find out the answer since his balance is fluctuating wildly

Edit: he lost $4k of that and only had $3.4k left, managed to withdraw $3k.

 

[sum ting wong]

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Him stroking his own head trying to calm himself!
I can't

I'm pretty sure the head stroking is actually because someone in chat pointed out that when he did it he was lucky, so he's been doing it more ever since lol.

 

[Kees H]

The moment Austin went up to 7 THOUwowEROOSKIS on Mines:

Happy dance closeup:

First felt down to 3.4 THOUwowEROOSKIS. He withdraws 3k while malding.

And the final felt on the remaining 400 bucks. He's back live now, redepositing again

 

[Punished Neco]

Stop the steal!

This man just lost $2000, broke his keyboard in half and then proceeded to gamble up to $7400 before losing $4k of that, how can he not win LOTY?
If you haven't voted, vote.

 

[Meat Target]

Stop the steal!
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This man just lost $2000, broke his keyboard in half and then proceeded to gamble up to $7400 before losing $4k of that, how can he not win LOTY?
If you haven't voted, vote.

Just dropping in to say: that ain't nothin', little baby infant childs.

 

[Grin Machine]

Why isn't Bossman in the Fresh Meat category? My brain is telling me Fatrick is the LotY, but my heart cries out for Bossman

 

[Punished Neco]

Why isn't Bossman in the Fresh Meat category?

If this is because of @Meat Target's line of thinking in the other thread then surely that would mean our 2022 winner Keffals wouldn't have been eligible for LOTY because that thread was only written in March '22. He fully deserved his win in 2022.

Just dropping in to say: that ain't nothin', little baby infant childs.

Funnily enough, it wasn't featured but it was shown on MATI.
In October Bossman turned like $100 into $64,000 on Keno in about an hour and then lost it all back within 1.5 days.
He was doing $2000 bets after a while. [A]
Watching Bossman is a rollercoaster ride.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Bossman trying his best to win Lolcow of the Year. Another rage! No destruction but close.

 

[Kees H]

Full screen felt, he has depo'd everything he won back in (minus some expenses like debt and drugs) and is now fully felted again. During this run he went up to 2k USD, only to lose 800 bucks in 15 seconds. Impressive, tbh.

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

It's 147 to 142 in favor of Lossman! Come on kiwis, Austin needs more

 

[Sneeds]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

 

[dumb cunt sperg]

felt with sneedchat included excuse the shit quality thank you windows trim tool

edit; fuck you eddie for freezing my clip near the end THEY ARE WATCHING DUUUD