More post-jail sightings megathread

[King Kiwi]

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Spittin' image.

I wonder what she sounds like.

Probably a smoke's voice.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

You're right about the upscaling, though I don't think it was done with AI, it just looks like a bicubic filter. That being said though, to be safe, here's a version taken directly from the original photo. I brightened the shadows in photoshop, then increased the image size 3x using Nearest Neighbor for easy viewing; no other upscaling or alterations were made. I think it's still high quality enough to discern her face.
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Flat-out looks like a Skolt Sami (Northern Finnish) Great Aunt of mine when she was in her 20s when the whole family moved to America, but just with terrible bangs. I'm certain Cabbage is Suomalainen but not sure why this Lapp is attaching herself to Chris.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

You're right about the upscaling, though I don't think it was done with AI, it just looks like a bicubic filter. That being said though, to be safe, here's a version taken directly from the original photo. I brightened the shadows in photoshop, then increased the image size 3x using Nearest Neighbor for easy viewing; no other upscaling or alterations were made. I think it's still high quality enough to discern her face.
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Wouldn't it be funny if she turns out to be 13, and her parents are offering her up because they believe Chris is Jesus Christ. Would explain why we can't find her. Too young for social media. She's the chosen one to become pregnant with little Crystal and produce the most deformed, ugly tardlet the world has ever seen.

 

[King Kiwi]

Wouldn't it be funny if she turns out to be 13,

No.

 

[Holden Cox]

I think it's still high quality enough to discern her face.
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I got a bad feeling she’ll look even weirder (somehow) in high quality.

 

[Rupin]

You're right about the upscaling, though I don't think it was done with AI, it just looks like a bicubic filter. That being said though, to be safe, here's a version taken directly from the original photo. I brightened the shadows in photoshop, then increased the image size 3x using Nearest Neighbor for easy viewing; no other upscaling or alterations were made. I think it's still high quality enough to discern her face.
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i dont know if it’s because she’s kinda looking at a down angle or if she really does look like a cabbage patch doll but, everytime I try to run this pic through a facial recognition engine I get pictures of kids.

 

[King Kiwi]

everytime I try to run this pic through a facial recognition engine I get pictures of kids.

Gee... I-I wonder why.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Atheists will see God's mercy and call Him unfair.

Go outside. Cwc can't hurt you if you turn off your computer

Sorry didn't mean to go all doomer there it's just, can you imagine Chris violating every law of nature when it comes to attracting a mate, and STILL he ends up with a girl like fluttercabage? She's not the perfect 10 he always deluded himself into thinking he's entitled to, but by all logic he should have stayed a "virgin with rage."

 

[Holden Cox]

Sorry didn't mean to go all doomer there it's just, can you imagine Chris violating every law of nature when it comes to attracting a mate, and STILL he ends up with a girl like fluttercabage? She's not the perfect 10 he always deluded himself into thinking he's entitled to, but by all logic he should have stayed a "virgin with rage."

He may be a retarded degenerate criminal freak, but he’s famous. Anyone famous enough will have some lonely women fawning over them. Ted Bundy, the Columbine boys, etc.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Sorry didn't mean to go all doomer there it's just, can you imagine Chris violating every law of nature when it comes to attracting a mate, and STILL he ends up with a girl like fluttercabage? She's not the perfect 10 he always deluded himself into thinking he's entitled to, but by all logic he should have stayed a "virgin with rage."

Chris isn't entitled to anything and neither are you. What he got is what he got, what you end up with is up to you

 

[Rupin]

Sorry didn't mean to go all doomer there it's just, can you imagine Chris violating every law of nature when it comes to attracting a mate, and STILL he ends up with a girl like fluttercabage? She's not the perfect 10 he always deluded himself into thinking he's entitled to, but by all logic he should have stayed a "virgin with rage."

he was in jail for a horrible crime. That‘s an automatic charisma booster when it comes to the ladies.

 

[Van Darkholme]

He may be a retarded degenerate criminal freak, but he’s famous. Anyone famous enough will have some lonely women fawning over them. Ted Bundy, the Columbine boys, etc.

Even Charles Manson got married twice and then almost again a few years before his death, so there's still hope for Chris.

 

[King Kiwi]

he was in jail for a horrible crime. That‘s an automatic charisma booster when it comes to the ladies.

Oh, so that's why Flutter is with him.

If girls love anything more than a bad boy it's a bad boy with a heart of a child who they can delude themselves into thinking is a misunderstood victim of society and circumstance and is secretly a kind and sweet guy who really loves them for them.

Does anyone even like cabbages? The last time I checked they didn't taste particularly good.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Chris is cuddling with a living Finnish Cabbage Patch Doll tonight while I'm here drinking and considering calling off my shift tomorrow night, wondering why the world makes no sense anymore.

Odds are Flutter is just working with Praetor, and I really hope it's true.

If not, it's another soul-crushing blackpill to swallow, supplanting DSP's bankruptcy which proved that you might as well bury yourself in debt buying dumb shit like a fucking idiot because you'll get away with it.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

he was in jail for a horrible crime. That‘s an automatic charisma booster when it comes to the ladies.

Oh, so that's why Flutter is with him.

If girls love anything more than a bad boy it's a bad boy with a heart of a child who they can delude themselves into thinking is a misunderstood victim of society and circumstance and is secretly a kind and sweet guy who really loves them for them.

Does anyone even like cabbages? The last time I checked they didn't taste particularly good.

Are you guys insane? Assaulting or dealing drugs...and even those sick women, who go for murderers...but someone, who raped their own mother? Who knows, maybe she enjoys punching around her father's knob too.

 

[Rupin]

Are you guys insane? Assaulting or dealing drugs...and even those sick women, who go for murderers...but someone, who raped their own mother? Who knows, maybe she enjoys punching around her father's knob too.

she might. And if she does, it wouldn’t be the first time that Chris has courted someone that was into incest fantasies.

 

[el bandito loco]

why are people acting like this creature Chris may or may not be bent-ducking down is out of his league or something? regardless of whether it's a clout thing or two tards in love, this girl looks like someone Chris could believably pull. he's the uglier woman but still they're both the same type of fugly people I see as couples all the time. this is some virgin cope incel shit.

Do I want Chris to be happy? No especially post the barb situation regardless of how horrible she is, rape under any circumstances is inexcusable before you even get to the incest and elderly part. that being said though, it's not like he's hanging out with some babe or a supermodel or something, he's hanging put with a short fat woman basically as ugly as he is. there is nothing to be that upset about. plus, hopefully it all goes ass up and it ends up a huge mess for us to sit and laugh at. Breakups are always messy but could you imagine a Chris Chan and an another retard breakup arc? that would be the highlight of the post jail Jesus Christ sonichu era.

 

[King Metalia]

You're right about the upscaling, though I don't think it was done with AI, it just looks like a bicubic filter. That being said though, to be safe, here's a version taken directly from the original photo. I brightened the shadows in photoshop, then increased the image size 3x using Nearest Neighbor for easy viewing; no other upscaling or alterations were made. I think it's still high quality enough to discern her face.
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Christ she does look like a cabbage patch kids doll. That only adds to how unsettling her and Chris's photos together are.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

why are people acting like this creature Chris may or may not be bent-ducking down is out of his league or something? regardless of whether it's a clout thing or two tards in love, this girl looks like someone Chris could believably pull. he's the uglier woman but still they're both the same type of fugly people I see as couples all the time. this is some virgin cope incel shit.

For what looks like a 30-something woman, Flutter is around average.

That's way better than what Chris should ever pull. Maybe 2000s Chris who still looked decent, but not now.

 

[Geraldine]

That's way better than what Chris should ever pull. Maybe 2000s Chris who still looked decent, but not now.

Is he still claiming to be a female?