Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

lindsayfan said:
i was afraid of this happening. there are like 10 "community updates thread" updates a week about this boring-ass lawyer
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It’s annoying and usually the updates aren’t all that funny. I think more than a couple of the regular posters in that thread made Rekeita their honest-to-god internet daddy and are super upset that he turned out to be something different than be pretended. It’s the only explanation I have for the passion (and hatred) with which they go at him. He’s just a typical degen. There are millions of those.

This vote should not be close. Pat has been an award-winning cow all year. His antics and retardation have been tough to beat. Lost in court, got celebrities to child him, and looked like a fool on mainstream media. Who else has seriously come close?
 
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Putin is clearly behind this (1/?) I saw the Robert Prongay tweets happen live, where Pat said he was a serial killer/ice cream man's son and then posted a photo of a Sopranos bit part actor.

HarblMcDavid said:
The Pro-se filing, hopefully with OCR (I just let Acrobat do its thing) and less JPG.
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Here's Pat's self-penned court document, hosted here on the Farms, if you want to read his only good writing:

https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/contempt_of_fat_ocr-copy-pdf.5295120/

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MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin said:
2024 predictions:
1. election meltdown. largest temper tantrum in recorded pat history if drumf wins.
2. pat has to pay quasi again for second judgement
3. law abiding kiwis wait another 365 days for the knock. no prison is had to be enjoyed.
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4. he continues being fat
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Nice frog picture. It doesn't have a double chin as big as Pat's, though.
 
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Pig was arguing with somebody on X last night (big surprise right?) and unironically typed this sentence:

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For fucks sake, this happened yesterday. We get quality content like this from Rick almost every day. BMJ has one quality freakout a month and Nick, while closely tied to the forum, is more sad than funny imo. Year of the Pig.
 
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RussianParasite said:
It’s annoying and usually the updates aren’t all that funny. I think more than a couple of the regular posters in that thread made Rekeita their honest-to-god internet daddy and are super upset that he turned out to be something different than be pretended. It’s the only explanation I have for the passion (and hatred) with which they go at him. He’s just a typical degen. There are millions of those.

This vote should not be close. Pat has been an award-winning cow all year. His antics and retardation have been tough to beat. Lost in court, got celebrities to child him, and looked like a fool on mainstream media. Who else has seriously come close?
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Rekieta barely qualifies as a lolcow. He gets drunk and started talking about weird sex shit. Considering he was always pro free-speech, I really don't understand the hatedom he got that seethe like spurned lovers.

Patrick says retarded shit every single day, fights with randos every day, sues forums and loses, throws around threats and denies simple reality. He is also fat.

Should be no contest in my opinion. Patrick is such a delightful and opulent wellspring of amusing mental retardation, Balldo drunk and and gambling crackhead should not come close.
 
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Divine right to rule said:
Rekieta barely qualifies as a lolcow. He gets drunk and started talking about weird sex shit. Considering he was always pro free-speech, I really don't understand the hatedom he got that seethe like spurned lovers.

Patrick says retarded shit every single day, fights with randos every day, sues forums and loses, throws around threats and denies simple reality. He is also fat.

Should be no contest in my opinion. Patrick is such a delightful and opulent wellspring of amusing mental retardation, Balldo drunk and and gambling crackhead should not come close.
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I like the rekieta thread too. he is experiencing the uncontrolled descent that all politispergs eventually go through. talk mad shit, get a bloated ego, then burn down when fans start to criticize. nick specifically had enough goodwill banked here that he could have avoided his entire thread with a couple grains of humility.
 
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Meat Target said:
Pat doesn't get as much attention as other cows on MATI. I don't wanna presume to speak for Null, but I suspect it has something to do with the feud between him and the Pests.
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Considering someone is SWATting him the best approach is to not come close to any interaction so no DA can twist things before a Grand Jury.

All it takes is one dumb assed user to get caught/do something stupid and claim he was inspired because someone said Patrick is funny when he's having a xit-ing breakdown on X.com. There is a difference between dumbshit says Rando_forum_user says it makes 'em happy VS the guy who runs the place.

Protected speech means you won't do the time but no sane person wants to ride the ride. Especially if you can avoid the ride. On the State level - say $50-100K and about the same for an appeal. Fed - that is $250K and $1M for appeals.
 
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bro what are you talking about, certain people on here are upset over the pests usage of calling people pedophiles and interacting with torswats in conversation and inviting him onto their forum. Pats blackballed on the farms and we all know it.
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Considering someone is SWATting him the best approach is to not come close to any interaction so no DA can twist things before a Grand Jury.

All it takes is one dumb assed user to get caught/do something stupid and claim he was inspired because someone said Patrick is funny when he's having a xit-ing breakdown on X.com. There is a difference between dumbshit says Rando_forum_user says it makes 'em happy VS the guy who runs the place.

Protected speech means you won't do the time but no sane person wants to ride the ride. Especially if you can avoid the ride. On the State level - say $50-100K and about the same for an appeal. Fed - that is $250K and $1M for appeals.
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