Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[GeeWilickers47]

Frankly Rekeita deserves the Lolcow of the Year win solely for how rapidly he's fell into cowdom. Bossman Jack was never more than a retarded addict, and Fatrick was always mentally handicapped and fat. But Rekeita pretended to be normal until he went full terminal velocity into degenerate alcoholic. That deserves an award. And it also deserves a celebratory drink. Go reward yourself for this Nick, you earned it.

 

[AnOminous]

I hope Nick lives long enough to where Monty's case goes to trial and judgement is in favor to Monty.

I hope the court makes detailed factual findings that Nick is an immense lolcow and enters several Balldos into evidence.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I hope the court makes detailed factual findings that Nick is an immense lolcow and enters several Balldos into evidence.

I want his Trial streamed and I want Dax to pull the final back stab with a live stream of Nick’s trial.

 

[Vulkan]

wtf is it about Libertarians and them always inevitably devolving into pants-on-head retards

Same as most grifters they have to keep meeting purity standards for whatever retarded ideology they’re are trying to capitalize off of

 

[AnOminous]

I want his Trial streamed and I want Dax to pull the final back stab with a live stream of Nick’s trial.

And have on a practicing lawyer for commentary.

 

[Pizdec]

Obviously we don't know if Kayla cheated on Nick but that would probably lead to a bit more understanding of why Nick identifies with the film so much and willing to go with those intrusive thoughts. But it does sort of follow the film scarily close if you consider being a youtuber on par with working a fast food job. The soul sucking job doesn't go well so the husband goes into a more childish profession and starts embracing some vices and it works out scarily well for him and he even discovers his wife cheating and that some women out there wouldn't mind fucking him. Of course if you already feel your wife and kids actively hate you and you're fucked if you try to leave your life you probably would be trying to hasten your own death if that was the only way out of it too. Most of this defense does rely on the idea that his brain broke after finding out Kayla cheated on him and that was his worst day and why he seemed to jump into degeneracy so happily. If we're being honest the Shining seems more relatable to Nick Rekieta than American Beauty at this point

I'm still inclined that Kayla has simply killed the bedroom because of Nick's clear disregard for himself and his family, less then a year after advising that if you're going to do porn, don't have kids. While Nick has not done porn, he has done a lot to the detriment of his children, and has forever branded himself with the Balldo. He's decided it is more important to chase digital connections (See: Twitter) then mend the physical ones around him.

There's a reason why I keep comparing Nick to Harry Du Bois from Disco Elysium; both are men in mid life crisises who find no meaning to the world upon traumatic experiences, and are now opting to self-destruction in hopes of it finally making everything stop. I don't believe for a second Nick is happy and likely never will be, even if he admits to his mistakes.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick won't be able to negotiate his contract until February?

If that is true, I'm gonna say that Rumble is dumping him altogether. I think Nick knew this ahead of time and is deliberately trying to torpedo his contract like hinting he is in a position to dictate terms where he wants to be a Rumble exclusive streamer only and drop YouTube. He can make up any excuse later and say that Rumble's offer was not good enough and that they couldn't meet on equal terms where everyone benefits from the deal.

I hope Nick lives long enough to where Monty's case goes to trial and judgement is in favor to Monty. I hope that the awarded damages are so high he will be delivering Uber Eats in his Crustang to people. Bonus if he crashes his car again while drunk making a delivery.

He wants to negotiate it in person to share all his great ideas for how to grow the service and add features creators want. He loves the people at Rumble. He is super busy in January and cannot do it faster.

It is the most idiotic thing ever, but Nick has this weird sense of entitlement that people will wait for him to grace them with his presence at his convenience. Nick has consistently failed to MAKE time for important things--with thr notable exceptions of Rittenhouse and Depp trials that lead up to his 'worst day'.

I don't know how Nick thinks Rumble's numbers aren't weird. I like Rumble but their numbers are obviously not accurate. It is laughable.

You do not understand. Rumble counts views differently and in different ways. They probably disclose back-end numbers to advertisers--or else it would be fraud. It cannot be fraud because the SEC would be after them as a publicly traded company. They are like Hitler to the crazy people who do not like them, so they have to be doing everything correctly.

ETA: Sarcasm

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

You do not understand. Rumble counts views differently and in different ways. They probably disclose back-end numbers to advertisers--or else it would be fraud. It cannot be fraud because the SEC would be after them as a publicly traded company. They are like Hitler to the crazy people who do not like them, so they have to be doing everything correctly.

That's fair. But I still don't buy their numbers or anyone's for that matter. The whole... "hover over a video for five seconds = 1 view" is bogus. Previews and pre-load bumpers looping X-amount of times and counting as a view is goofy.

I don't understand why 1 view = 1 view is such a crazy idea that these companies have to pull all kinds of tricks to be technically right.

Then again, maybe Rumble doesn't get dinged precisely because they are all doing it.

You are right, though.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Rekieta's obsession and the resulting discussion about American Beauty provoked me to watch it. I like that it came out the same year as Fight Club, The Matrix and Office Space and all four touched on the same themes of alienation and imprisonment in the modern world approaching a new century, and wanting to escape.



I don't get the idea where people think Frank, the nextdoor neighbour, is supposed to be a Nazi. When Ricky shows Jane the plate with the swaztika on the back, he says something like "people collect rooms full of these things but Dad just has this plate." I think the plate is symbolic of Frank's extreme authoritarian nature being such a stark contrast to Lester and his own son. But I think his character is just meant to be the self-hating gay.
I can see why it's appealing to someone who's middle aged and having an identity crisis, but - and this is the weird part about Nick's obsession with the film - I don't know why he is relating to it.
I can't speak for his personal life, but I have no idea why a man who makes millions hosting a successful show with a large audience, talking to people he loves, is having an existential crisis. He does something people would kill for. In American Beauty, Lester is established to be an office jockey that's directionless in life and he feels like he's going through life not being noticed. Nick has an audience of hundreds of thousands of people superchatting him, subscribing to his locals, coming onto his streams. How more discontent can you be with your life when creating a successful YouTube channel - which was presumably his own solution to a previous mid-life crisis seven years ago - isn't enough?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

If text sites like buzzfeed etc, can fake their numbers to advertisers until they actually have to go bust, rumble can.

Anyway, I think nick's schedule is working against him when it comes to the lolcow of the year. I don't watch bossman but he gamble streams regularly right? tomlison is mostly on twitter so he's much more visible compared to having to actually watch through 4 hours of stream. Nick also streams at dead hours (also why nobody in the law sektur has muscled in on his timeslot, I think) AND he dips out very frequently. I'm not sure of the conversion rate of random kf users dropping by and becoming a regular elissaclips viewer

 

[feral cat #6385]

Wetbrain PSA

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

That's fair. But I still don't buy their numbers or anyone's for that matter. The whole... "hover over a video for five seconds = 1 view" is bogus. Previews and pre-load bumpers looping X-amount of times and counting as a view is goofy.

I don't understand why 1 view = 1 view is such a crazy idea that these companies have to pull all kinds of tricks to be technically right.

Then again, maybe Rumble doesn't get dinged precisely because they are all doing it.

You are right, though.

I edited a sarcasm tag in to make ir more clear, but this is Nose's line. @elb has a clip about it and hik coping about it for a good long while.

He has put all his streaming eggs in the Rumble basket after his YT scare ban and the belatedly forced diversification to Rumble, Odysee,
, and other platforms that he has since dropped. He has gotten lazier and wants to ONLY stream in one place and ONLY get a guaranteed pay cheque from a platform. He does not want to hustle any more.

 

[Father Balldo]

Just put in my vote for Rackets for LOLCOW OF THE YEAR, I suggest you all do the same!

 

[Blacked2AutisticBoogaloo]

Can’t wait for Nick’s ‘friendly kissing’ to blow up in his face

 

[Seafarer]

How many of these does Nick break?

 

[thebigdream]

I don't know why he is relating to it. I can't speak for his personal life, but I have no idea why a man who makes millions hosting a successful show with a large audience, talking to people he loves, is having an existential crisis. He does something people would kill for. In American Beauty, Lester is established to be an office jockey that's directionless in life and he feels like he's going through life not being noticed. Nick has an audience of hundreds of thousands of people superchatting him, subscribing to his locals, coming onto his streams. How more discontent can you be with your life when creating a successful YouTube channel - which was presumably his own solution to a previous mid-life crisis seven years ago - isn't enough?

I haven't watched American Beauty because I'm not gay, but I think the existential crisis arises from having unearned success, something which doesn't lend itself to a concrete personality he can embody since he was hoisted up by the work of others, a generous audience, and good luck/timing, not his personal ethic. Inside he's still the bitter, smarmy loser he was prior to making money, and what's worse, the money doesn't make his past life (i.e. his family, obligations, memories) go away. He's stuck in a sort of twilight, purgatory state where he has more than he could ever dream of while being saddled with a past that doesn't let him enjoy it. And so he's settled into slowly collapsing both worlds with his alcoholism, insulated for the time being by an apathetic wife and financial stability.

I think many people can empathise to an extent, in that we sometimes luck into situations we don't necessarily deserve and it causes some dissonance (see: imposter syndrome). What separates most from the Balldo is that they then seek to rise to the new standard, like those who have kids too early and have to overhaul their life to care for them, or they back away when they realise it's all too much. Nick is a unique case where he has the means to do both but settles for slowly killing himself instead because he's a pussy.

 

[Saint Agustin]

Wait, somebody confirms this pls: is Rikieta a Cuck now? Wasn't he like the wholesome family man with the lawyering and the whisky?

 

[No Scope]

Bernie Garçon last Rekieta video release of the year (maybe).

Nick Rekieta on Sober January and a bad Tom Hanks joke​

Spoiler: Archived Video

 

[Incel Death Note]

Rekieta's obsession and the resulting discussion about American Beauty provoked me to watch it. I like that it came out the same year as Fight Club, The Matrix and Office Space and all four touched on the same themes of alienation and imprisonment in the modern world approaching a new century, and wanting to escape.

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I don't get the idea where people think Frank, the nextdoor neighbour, is supposed to be a Nazi. When Ricky shows Jane the plate with the swaztika on the back, he says something like "people collect rooms full of these things but Dad just has this plate." I think the plate is symbolic of Frank's extreme authoritarian nature being such a stark contrast to Lester and his own son. But I think his character is just meant to be the self-hating gay.
I can see why it's appealing to someone who's middle aged and having an identity crisis, but - and this is the weird part about Nick's obsession with the film - I don't know why he is relating to it.
I can't speak for his personal life, but I have no idea why a man who makes millions hosting a successful show with a large audience, talking to people he loves, is having an existential crisis. He does something people would kill for. In American Beauty, Lester is established to be an office jockey that's directionless in life and he feels like he's going through life not being noticed. Nick has an audience of hundreds of thousands of people superchatting him, subscribing to his locals, coming onto his streams. How more discontent can you be with your life when creating a successful YouTube channel - which was presumably his own solution to a previous mid-life crisis seven years ago - isn't enough?

American Beauty is all about fitting inside boxes and the painful friction that comes with crawling inside a box that isn't your shape. Lester's wife thinks she has to be a slayqueen girlboss. His teenage daughter thinks her tits have to look a certain way. The gay vet is in the closet. It's a dumb libtarded movie about being yourself and speaking your truth , but it suits Rekieta well.

Rekieta is bitter that he has to fit the role of father and husband. He resents his wife and his kids, and also his audience who thought he was the funny wholesome Christian lawyer guy who fights for free speech. He hates that they fashioned that box for him. He feels like no one is asking him what he wants for a change. There's some value in that conversation, people need to feel fulfilled so that they have the will and energy to tackle other responsibilities in their life, but Rekieta's idea of fulfillment is aimless hedonism. He complains that he missed out on his youthful party days due to having five kids but anyone who wasted their twenties on drugs and sex can tell you it's shameful and they deeply regret it.

Rekieta is not a wise man. He's acting childish, he doesn't properly realize what he has, and he thinks the grass is greener. He feels like some other Nick made the decision to get married and have kids early, and he shouldn't be punished for that other Nick's dumb decisions. He needs to grow up and realize that you have duties in life, roles you have to fulfill for other people's sake. "U need Jesus" is a meme phrase online but he really would benefit from rediscovering his faith and taking it seriously.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Wait, somebody confirms this pls: is Rikieta a Cuck now? Wasn't he like the wholesome family man with the lawyering and the whisky?

In the true meaning of the word, we don't know. People like to joke about the black bulls just like with Boogie's wife. That's all it is jokes.

In looser terminology he is fucked up, he talks like a fag, and his shit is all retarded...Yes, he is a lulcow. A very depressing perhaps boring one that causes people to have an inner monologue about the type of person they want to be.