More post-jail sightings megathread

[el bandito loco]

For what looks like a 30-something woman, Flutter is around average.

That's way better than what Chris should ever pull. Maybe 2000s Chris who still looked decent, but not now.

what the FUCK kind of 30-something women are you around? mutant troglodytes? PL but I'm the boss overnight in a warehouse in the midwest aka where ugly 30-something women go when they're too retarded to work a day job/are single and on my shift maybe 10 out of 200 women look like this and they're all in that age range. Most are pretty ugly I have to walk around all day with a laptop talking to all of them and running over numbers. most women in their 30s I see are a little busted but most look more normal than that.

 

[Ammyterasu]

she might. And if she does, it wouldn’t be the first time that Chris has courted someone that was into incest fantasies.

Yep, also the Suitress/Fiona was still interested in having sex with him at that upcoming MLP con even after learning about the incest.


Some people are just deranged like that. I think Caden encouraged her so he could use her as a honeypot.

 

[King Kiwi]

Are you guys insane? Assaulting or dealing drugs...and even those sick women, who go for murderers...but someone, who raped their own mother? Who knows, maybe she enjoys punching around her father's knob too.

It's disgusting, but Flutter is seen publicly associating with Chris.

It's possible Caden found the most redneck, backwoods Virginian girl he could find who only has a flip phone and was raised in a convent out in the mountains - and who has never heard of Chris - and is the product of incest herself so is fascinated by technology and MLP .

She believes Chris really is God and was only taught to speak in Finnish by her cult leader for no apparent reason.

It would also make sense Chris would learn it and they snuck her on the plane with fake IDs - she has no real ones - because Caden"s late rich father not only had ties to a Finnish cult leader in Virginia but a master forger, too.

Cabbage had to complete her sorcerer's apprenticeship in Missouri and Chris, her acolyte, just picked her up.

Anyways, happy New Year.

Yep, also the Suitress/Fiona was still interested in having sex with him at that upcoming MLP con even after learning about the incest.
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Some people are just deranged like that. I think Caden encouraged her so he could use her as a honeypot.

Yes, Fiona was definitely wanting that ogre wasn't she?

Disgusting.

 

[Elaine Benes]

Wouldn't it be funny if she turns out to be 13

You deserve to be raped for typing this.

 

[Pedophobe]

You deserve to be raped for typing this.

The average age of Chris's sex partners is 47.

 

[King Kiwi]

The average age of Chris's sex partners is 47.

Wasn't Mia Hamm 20?

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Is he still claiming to be a female?

That, and does this new lady love of his consider herself bi/lesbian? Not that he'd care if she called herself straight because he's convinced that despite his cross-dressing + taking hormones + being Chris he still has a chance with straight girls because he's still got a dick.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

That, and does this new lady love of his consider herself bi/lesbian? Not that he'd care if she called herself straight because he's convinced that despite his cross-dressing + taking hormones + being Chris he still has a chance with straight girls because he's still got a dick.

Yup, all the ladies love me best of both worlds! Now, let's scissor Flutter shern. First to draw blood has to do anal.

 

[Caligura]

I kinda missed the post-jail sightings before he went 'back' to being online. Really felt like he was a modern day cryptid a la Purple Aki sightings but oh well can't have nice things in life huh.

 

[Darksy DePhil]

I kinda missed the post-jail sightings before he went 'back' to being online. Really felt like he was a modern day cryptid a la Purple Aki sightings but oh well can't have nice things in life huh.

Chris really needs a new Bob in his life, one that has the balls to cut that damn internet down this time

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris really needs a new Bob in his life, one that has the balls to cut that damn internet down this time

Chris will never be a man and any balls he had probably fell off with that HRT nonsense he started.

I'm assuming that's how it works.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

You're late, farms.
Crossposting my findings from the CWCki discord:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/s/T4Db76MURU

This is the sighting from December 21.


Going through the comments. Too much to post here but I will catch out the important info
- When asked if they were acting like a couple, he said that they shared food, but it's hard to tell if they were a couple or if Chris was a perv
- Chris was stuck looking at another couple and Flutter had to get him through the door. Chris was also pissed when the guy tried to take a photo of them, but they shook hands
- He didn't catch her name
- He is wearing a new version of the classic, one we hadn't yet seen and that's closer to the original design
- Chris was pretty loud, as described by the guy as being a "shrill motherfucker"
- Flutter doesn't seem mentally handicapped and seemed to keep Chris in check
- They shared a dessert and Chris hand fed her a cake
- Flutter paid
- Chris ate spaghetti like a toddler
- When asked about her looks "She's definitely an adult. Her face looks mature, and kind of wrinkly, if I had to guess she has something simillar to Hasbulla but not as extreme"
- He later talked about the circumstances of the photo "I asked if I could get a photo, he said "no thank you" I said I was a huge fan and asked to shake his hand to which he obliged, I asked again if I could take a quick photo which is when both him and Egg started to act visibly pissed. Chris yelled and made a bit of a scene and egg pulled Chris away and they walked away relatively quickly"
- Chris was, as always, rude to staff and tried talking to randos

The most important info however, believe it or not...is this.

I am still trying to figure out how finnish can be a part of this. Might be the immigrant theory again, but...she looks finnish, Chris learns finnish...so she should have an accent if she really was finnish. This means she was raised as an American.

 

[Skitarii]

You're late, farms.
Crossposting my findings from the CWCki discord:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/s/T4Db76MURU

This is the sighting from December 21.
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Going through the comments. Too much to post here but I will catch out the important info
- When asked if they were acting like a couple, he said that they shared food, but it's hard to tell if they were a couple or if Chris was a perv
- Chris was stuck looking at another couple and Flutter had to get him through the door. Chris was also pissed when the guy tried to take a photo of them, but they shook hands
- He didn't catch her name
- He is wearing a new version of the classic, one we hadn't yet seen and that's closer to the original design
- Chris was pretty loud, as described by the guy as being a "shrill motherfucker"
- Flutter doesn't seem mentally handicapped and seemed to keep Chris in check
- They shared a dessert and Chris hand fed her a cake
- Flutter paid
- Chris ate spaghetti like a toddler
- When asked about her looks "She's definitely an adult. Her face looks mature, and kind of wrinkly, if I had to guess she has something simillar to Hasbulla but not as extreme"
- He later talked about the circumstances of the photo "I asked if I could get a photo, he said "no thank you" I said I was a huge fan and asked to shake his hand to which he obliged, I asked again if I could take a quick photo which is when both him and Egg started to act visibly pissed. Chris yelled and made a bit of a scene and egg pulled Chris away and they walked away relatively quickly"
- Chris was, as always, rude to staff and tried talking to randos

>Isabella's

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

They were there for Jank food.

 

[Shrlurmp]

If you're going to be a creep and take pictures of someone like this in public at least have the balls to walk up and take at least one decent picture of that cabbage patch kid's face. Redditors are fucking retarded.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

She can not be this lucky to not have a single clear photo of her, this like fucking abnormal levels of luck.

 

[Fedsmokers_secret_stash]

Clearly cabbage patch is a descendant of a finnish bigfoot with hasbulla esque dwarfism because there's no fucking way there's not been a clear picture of her.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

It's getting suspicious that everyone including employees risking their job are taking pics and video of Chris like the Paparazzi, but nobody can get a single decent picture of Flutter.

 

[King Metalia]

It's getting suspicious that everyone including employees risking their job are taking pics and video of Chris like the Paparazzi, but nobody can get a single decent picture of Flutter.

I'm beginning to wonder if this whole Flutter saga is gonna end with her being taken away by A man in a pickle suit.

 

[Oxyjen]

Clearly cabbage patch is a descendant of a finnish bigfoot with hasbulla esque dwarfism because there's no fucking way there's not been a clear picture of her.

Just saying