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Patrick is often drunk on booze, social media dopamine and whatever fart wind he inhales after Nik's done with the Section 8 boys, but he's clean. No weed, no coke, no psychedelics and he's proud of his abstinence.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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he did larp about "abusing" his ADHD meds and taking them to get high while snowboarding or some shit. it probably had a lasting effect, resulting in severe retardation. if he hadn't snorted his focus pills until his brain died, he might have gotten away with a 1.5 GPA, rather than 1.2.
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Until a certain Downy rubber dog turd salesman descends from Mount Sinknai and delivers proof of it engraved on stone tablets, I will not believe.
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as usual, Fat Prick is complaining about the dumbest shit imaginable which further deludes the perceptions of the uninformed. our pig never utters a single mention of things that are relevant to this kind of discussion because they would make him and other leftists like him look bad. for instance, minimum wages are rising on January 1, 2024. look what's going on in Commiefornia right now: Pizza Hut has instantly fired over 1200 of their drivers because of the outrageous $20/hr minimum wage that's coming - even more lay offs are expected before April 1, 2024. what Fat Prick could be talking about is why pizza joints like Pizza Hut and Papa John's are outsourcing to Doordash. it's something i noticed earlier this year and found very strange. well, it became obvious to me later that they are using Doordash (and similar) because it's cheaper and Doordashers will deliver outside the store's usual range. this has actually been a festering problem since about two years ago due to how many people are outright refusing to work thanks to the Mushu Achoo, so consequently you have many Papa John's locations with zero employed drivers. and why would anyone want to work for them, anyway? tipped minimum wage is fucking gay and tipping culture is one of the most effective corporate gaslighting tactics in human history - you never, ever hear leftist faggots bring up the problems of gratuity when bitching about wage gaps or cost of living. you have better odds of making more money working for Doordash than for any big chain store specifically.
Walmart had been rather explicitly unwilling to lose money even on a testing basis and it hampered the company for a long time. Not a single company Patirck mentions is "the only game left in town" in just their industry and the Uber/Lyft example is famous for going up against actual established monopolies. Amazon Prime especially is not even remotely the "only game left in town" as evidenced by Jennifer's tweeting about shit he's watching on a competitor and has regularly raised prices every few years. Lastly, I would love to hear Rick explain what "established market" Amazon disrupted that he'd like to restore to its past glory. And yes, I'm very aware of what they did to the book industry and that Jennifer claims to be part of that but let's wait and see where he publishes his next book first and if it even comes out physically.
here's something else Fat Prick wouldn't know about what Doordash and others are doing. big chains like Pizza Hut and Papa J's have no problem recouping the loss inflicted by these services because they naturally do loads more business than others. if you are a local business, you actually lose money when you deliver via Doordash and if you aren't doing good enough then the benefits of Doordash/Ubereats won't outweigh the costs. there are several local eat-outs down my street and i patronize them all. i have even worked in one of them for a few weeks. they do not like Doordash and fucking hate gig drivers because sometimes they drop shit and the entire order has to be remade, and because every Doordash order makes them less money, and that's to say nothing of Doordash's carryout option. if you order from Doordash, you have the option of picking it up yourself for much cheaper than paying the driver's tip and they give you some credits back to use on your next order, making it cheaper. the problem is that it effectively robs the business a little over half of what the customer is paying for their items.
i, too, share Null's extreme hatred and spite for payment networks and processors like Stripe. i won't linger on this topic specifically but, of course, Fat Prick won't utter a peep about how insidious these Antichrist worshipers are. remember how back in July, Stripe did the following?
alright, Patty, what about... i dunno. Unions? Unions cause tons of problems for businesses, chief of which are the dock Unions that have been holding up the flow of goods in our ports and still dole out full wage to every lazy cocksucker on the payroll since the China Virus pandemic. "legit" Unions, that is to say, Unions that aren't internal to a company, like Apple's, collect ridiculous fees and do jack shit for their members. Kroger's has a fucking Union. guess what good it's for? nothing. it keeps you from getting any meaningful raise or promotion and you make nothing but minimum wage in soul-sucking retail. if there's someone with just a day of seniority ahead of you, you will never 'make it'. it goes without saying that Unions sponsored by corporations are the antithesis to what a Union stands for and do jack fucking shit for their plebs. here's something from back in May.
Apple invented their own Union and keep it undercover. this is not an independent Union. get a load of this corpo-rat speech - the entire article is this kind of bullshit. Tipping is NOT Profit-sharing - Tipping is getting the customer to pay directly for a service that workers are employed to give. Tipping via credit card is what allows the tax man to come knocking for what little everyone is making, too. Apple's workers will have their hourly wages diminished below the federal minimum wage and be expected to try and eke out a living by pressuring their customers to give up more and more. a real Union would have done the following: pressured Apple for sales commissions, allowing employees to earn a small fraction of the purchase price on top of their salary. even Sears, catastrophically mismanaged as they are, was smart enough to do this. for the folks doing repairs and other non-sales jobs that don't involve customer interaction, gratuity doesn't work. tipped workers are not subject to the same minimum wage labor regulations that most people are accustomed to, either.
Unions only make sense when you have work available that requires hyperspecific technical proficiencies... like making cars. i don't know of any automaker that has a Union these days, though! there are so many fucking "workers rights" laws on the books that Unions are literally obsolete. people think that Unions magically enforce laws and champion worker's rights when the reality is, nobody is actually enforcing the laws we do have and segregation is alive and well in the modern day US of A. the only people that benefiting from modern Unions are the Union bosses and the sad saps who joined 40 years ago and still have meaningful benefits. the Useful Idiots that walk on the picket lines haven't figured it out yet and probably never will.
with all of that out of the way, how about i bring up something that is very relevant to Fat Prick's own interests? he mentioned Amazon, but nothing specific. let's talk about what Amazon's effect on the publishing world has been, using examples from 2023 alone. in order to talk about this effectively and illustrate the bigger picture, i will first talk about the FAG-AFTRA Strike in Hollywood earlier this year. i must, because Amazon Kindle Publishing is effectively a streaming service but for books, and all Streaming Services have effectively lost countless billions, with Disney's Disney+ being the biggest loser of them all. Streaming Services - Spotify et al - are an entrenched grift that only benefits an extreme minority and nobody realizes that using them regularly screws everyone, including yourself. ON EVERY LEVEL. the only people who aren't losing are the owners of the platforms and their companies - ergo, the avaricious cunts who've been manipulating young and passionate artists into being the meat their systems can feed on.
one of the biggest reasons for the FAG-AFTRA strikes in Hollywood pertaining to their actors and writers is that they weren't getting paid. residuals for actors and writers on streaming shows suck ass. they suck ass because everything they make sucks ass. read this and you will see very clearly what the problem is. no one is watching what Hollywood is making, even 'hit' shows. THE INDUSTRY HIDES ACTUAL STREAMING NUMBERS FOR THEIR CONTENT; studios don't release numbers or viewership stats on anything anymore. if the true stats for streaming services were shown, every studio would have an instant shareholder revolt. they would unironically bring back guillotines for the kind of bloodthirsty frenzy that would unfold. "you spent billions to get HOW MANY viewers!?!" the studios also thought the strikes were great because it gave them casus belli to cancel everything, which means in the long run, both sides lose completely. all the studios are floundering like crazy besides; everybody in the Streaming gig has only lost - bigly. nobody was getting paid, because there was no money. the strikes failed because nobody is watching anything and they're greedy. the FAG-AFTRA types not getting paid was also only a symptom of Hollywood's greater corruption that, conveniently, nobody ever discusses because the influence of the Antichrist protects his own. Hollywood is a gigantic money laundering scheme where douchebags push around truckloads of money until half of it disappears into their pockets. most people don't go to theaters anymore, paradoxically, and that was a real transition even before the China Virus struck.
what has actually increased is Movie Piracy. Streaming Services are great* for the end user but horrible for creators. they're 'Great' for the end user at least until licensing and copyright drama prevents paying subscribers from watching things they might or would want to view, so they cut their subscription and turn to piracy. the film industry, Hollywood et al, is a consumer-hostile market with shows no longer worth putting up.
Spotify and Ticketmaster have ruined the Music industry entirely, to say nothing of the RIAA's insidious yet astonishingly clever maneuvers over several decades to legally dryfuck every single musician's asshole. Record Label companies coopt the rights of the creator and do whatever they want while also pillaging royalties - another problem that spans decades - and you as a creator have no say in this; you do not get to choose whether your work goes on Spotify and quite frankly nobody even knows who owns the copyright to anything anymore. these same companies have also harassed the shit out of people over copyright for the most insane reasons - just whistling a song in the UK got a woman legally bullied for months. they utilize Pinkerton-tier enforcement to assault anyone who doesn't bend over and they're entirely within their rights to do so - rights they gave themselves, of course. there are so many layers to Streaming Services, all these companies and fronts and rights management groups designed to obfuscate, distort, and confuse.
so how does Amazon Kindle Publishing factor into this? well, again, it is a Streaming Service. at least the author has the choice of fucking themselves with KUP and it's not forced on them. here are some insightful topics on what makes KUP terrible for the creators and the consumers yet of no consequence to Amazon.
one last thing to mention. Fat Prick recently tweeted about audiobook royalties to try to make himself look good. @Boston Brand has shared information in this thread previously that shows fatloaf has terrible fucking metrics, so don't be fooled - audiobook royalties are even worse despite the fact audiobook rights sell for 10x normal book rights. audiobook stuff is also an absolutely staggering amount of work for how little you get paid unless you are a big name. i am friends with a voice actor who's been in the biz since the early 90s and he confided in me once about his issues with audiobook work, which he vehemently dislikes.
being an author sucks ass. the marketing portion of it is so insane. how do you find your market? with vidya game publishing, Steam at least makes that part actually doable, and it's surprising how well Valve has scaled their platform - and how not a single other industry can replicate the success. but with a book, what are your options? the best thing anyone can think of is making an audiobook version and trying to get noticed on Audible, which is its own can of worms. in our very own Arts & Literature subforum, i read a post by our very own @Wampak, and one by @Three Gorillion Dollars. i'll let them speak for me here.
everyone i know who uses Audible make all their purchasing decisions based on the credit system, for what it's worth.
anyway, i'm done. happy new year, fellow kiwis.
i, too, share Null's extreme hatred and spite for payment networks and processors like Stripe. i won't linger on this topic specifically but, of course, Fat Prick won't utter a peep about how insidious these Antichrist worshipers are. remember how back in July, Stripe did the following?
alright, Patty, what about... i dunno. Unions? Unions cause tons of problems for businesses, chief of which are the dock Unions that have been holding up the flow of goods in our ports and still dole out full wage to every lazy cocksucker on the payroll since the China Virus pandemic. "legit" Unions, that is to say, Unions that aren't internal to a company, like Apple's, collect ridiculous fees and do jack shit for their members. Kroger's has a fucking Union. guess what good it's for? nothing. it keeps you from getting any meaningful raise or promotion and you make nothing but minimum wage in soul-sucking retail. if there's someone with just a day of seniority ahead of you, you will never 'make it'. it goes without saying that Unions sponsored by corporations are the antithesis to what a Union stands for and do jack fucking shit for their plebs. here's something from back in May.
Apple invented their own Union and keep it undercover. this is not an independent Union. get a load of this corpo-rat speech - the entire article is this kind of bullshit. Tipping is NOT Profit-sharing - Tipping is getting the customer to pay directly for a service that workers are employed to give. Tipping via credit card is what allows the tax man to come knocking for what little everyone is making, too. Apple's workers will have their hourly wages diminished below the federal minimum wage and be expected to try and eke out a living by pressuring their customers to give up more and more. a real Union would have done the following: pressured Apple for sales commissions, allowing employees to earn a small fraction of the purchase price on top of their salary. even Sears, catastrophically mismanaged as they are, was smart enough to do this. for the folks doing repairs and other non-sales jobs that don't involve customer interaction, gratuity doesn't work. tipped workers are not subject to the same minimum wage labor regulations that most people are accustomed to, either.
Unions only make sense when you have work available that requires hyperspecific technical proficiencies... like making cars. i don't know of any automaker that has a Union these days, though! there are so many fucking "workers rights" laws on the books that Unions are literally obsolete. people think that Unions magically enforce laws and champion worker's rights when the reality is, nobody is actually enforcing the laws we do have and segregation is alive and well in the modern day US of A. the only people that benefiting from modern Unions are the Union bosses and the sad saps who joined 40 years ago and still have meaningful benefits. the Useful Idiots that walk on the picket lines haven't figured it out yet and probably never will.
with all of that out of the way, how about i bring up something that is very relevant to Fat Prick's own interests? he mentioned Amazon, but nothing specific. let's talk about what Amazon's effect on the publishing world has been, using examples from 2023 alone. in order to talk about this effectively and illustrate the bigger picture, i will first talk about the FAG-AFTRA Strike in Hollywood earlier this year. i must, because Amazon Kindle Publishing is effectively a streaming service but for books, and all Streaming Services have effectively lost countless billions, with Disney's Disney+ being the biggest loser of them all. Streaming Services - Spotify et al - are an entrenched grift that only benefits an extreme minority and nobody realizes that using them regularly screws everyone, including yourself. ON EVERY LEVEL. the only people who aren't losing are the owners of the platforms and their companies - ergo, the avaricious cunts who've been manipulating young and passionate artists into being the meat their systems can feed on.
one of the biggest reasons for the FAG-AFTRA strikes in Hollywood pertaining to their actors and writers is that they weren't getting paid. residuals for actors and writers on streaming shows suck ass. they suck ass because everything they make sucks ass. read this and you will see very clearly what the problem is. no one is watching what Hollywood is making, even 'hit' shows. THE INDUSTRY HIDES ACTUAL STREAMING NUMBERS FOR THEIR CONTENT; studios don't release numbers or viewership stats on anything anymore. if the true stats for streaming services were shown, every studio would have an instant shareholder revolt. they would unironically bring back guillotines for the kind of bloodthirsty frenzy that would unfold. "you spent billions to get HOW MANY viewers!?!" the studios also thought the strikes were great because it gave them casus belli to cancel everything, which means in the long run, both sides lose completely. all the studios are floundering like crazy besides; everybody in the Streaming gig has only lost - bigly. nobody was getting paid, because there was no money. the strikes failed because nobody is watching anything and they're greedy. the FAG-AFTRA types not getting paid was also only a symptom of Hollywood's greater corruption that, conveniently, nobody ever discusses because the influence of the Antichrist protects his own. Hollywood is a gigantic money laundering scheme where douchebags push around truckloads of money until half of it disappears into their pockets. most people don't go to theaters anymore, paradoxically, and that was a real transition even before the China Virus struck.
what has actually increased is Movie Piracy. Streaming Services are great* for the end user but horrible for creators. they're 'Great' for the end user at least until licensing and copyright drama prevents paying subscribers from watching things they might or would want to view, so they cut their subscription and turn to piracy. the film industry, Hollywood et al, is a consumer-hostile market with shows no longer worth putting up.
Spotify and Ticketmaster have ruined the Music industry entirely, to say nothing of the RIAA's insidious yet astonishingly clever maneuvers over several decades to legally dryfuck every single musician's asshole. Record Label companies coopt the rights of the creator and do whatever they want while also pillaging royalties - another problem that spans decades - and you as a creator have no say in this; you do not get to choose whether your work goes on Spotify and quite frankly nobody even knows who owns the copyright to anything anymore. these same companies have also harassed the shit out of people over copyright for the most insane reasons - just whistling a song in the UK got a woman legally bullied for months. they utilize Pinkerton-tier enforcement to assault anyone who doesn't bend over and they're entirely within their rights to do so - rights they gave themselves, of course. there are so many layers to Streaming Services, all these companies and fronts and rights management groups designed to obfuscate, distort, and confuse.
so how does Amazon Kindle Publishing factor into this? well, again, it is a Streaming Service. at least the author has the choice of fucking themselves with KUP and it's not forced on them. here are some insightful topics on what makes KUP terrible for the creators and the consumers yet of no consequence to Amazon.
- starting in January 2023, authors began to notice a decrease in their revenue. you see, Amazon's Kindle program pays out BY THE PAGE READ, incentivizing creators to be as verbose as possible. i'll get back to the pages read metric in a bit because it's important. folks also began to notice their revenue was dropping because of a few bad actors mass-uploading AI-generated books and then using AI to read through them all, a fuckton of times, to give themselves tons of pages read. this essentially poaches all of the money in the pot. i never knew about this until this event came across my feed. my first question was, "Why the FUCK would you base payouts on pages read? Why isn't EVERYONE on the platform using AI to thumb through their own legitimate books then?" what a farce. Amazon has no obligation to deal with this because they're still getting the dumptrucks of money from their Prime and Kindle subscriptions and are making way more than what they pay out to authors. after all, the Prime/Kindle subscribes have already paid and are getting what they were promised. why bother?
more savvy readers will immediately cotton on to the fact they've been trying to finagle twitch.tv into this exact same position and failing spectacularly at it. there are people who say livestreaming (on twitch, or youtube) is a career. it is not. you have NO RIGHTS. You have NO PROTECTIONS. It can all be taken away from you in an instant, and you will have NO RECOURSE. it is a career only for sponsored shills. the amount of shit that Amazon has gotten away with concerning twitch is staggering. twitch has never been profitable for Amazon. streaming HD video is massively expensive and any Tom, Dick or Harry can fire up a broadcasting suite. and it's not profitable, despite Amazon's desperate attemps to shill the platform to mainstream media like ESP and give them front-page visibility. it is not profitable, because they feel the need to keep disrupting live content with invasive ads that last longer than a minute. talking about anything else would be too much for this already spergtastic post.
- According to Tuscany Bay Books, they ran an experiment to see how much KU is ripping people off. RD Paolinelli tweeted about this and the thread has since been mysteriously deleted. ignoring any of the AI-generated payout scamming, here's what he described:
This is why I hate Kindle Unlimited and why no author should be loading their books onto it. There is a couple of books at Tuscany Bay Books that we have on KU as an experiment. Primarily to see how much we're getting ripped off by Amazon. We were credited for the page reads of one of the books - the full 223 pages of the book.
KU royalty earned?: $0.91
Royalty earned if the book were purchased at full price?: $4.12
A loss of $3.21 for us and almost a dollar in royalty to the author.
Now do you see why I cannot stand #KindleUnlimited? Now do you see how badly you are harming authors by subscribing to KU?
one last thing to mention. Fat Prick recently tweeted about audiobook royalties to try to make himself look good. @Boston Brand has shared information in this thread previously that shows fatloaf has terrible fucking metrics, so don't be fooled - audiobook royalties are even worse despite the fact audiobook rights sell for 10x normal book rights. audiobook stuff is also an absolutely staggering amount of work for how little you get paid unless you are a big name. i am friends with a voice actor who's been in the biz since the early 90s and he confided in me once about his issues with audiobook work, which he vehemently dislikes.
being an author sucks ass. the marketing portion of it is so insane. how do you find your market? with vidya game publishing, Steam at least makes that part actually doable, and it's surprising how well Valve has scaled their platform - and how not a single other industry can replicate the success. but with a book, what are your options? the best thing anyone can think of is making an audiobook version and trying to get noticed on Audible, which is its own can of worms. in our very own Arts & Literature subforum, i read a post by our very own @Wampak, and one by @Three Gorillion Dollars. i'll let them speak for me here.
everyone i know who uses Audible make all their purchasing decisions based on the credit system, for what it's worth.
anyway, i'm done. happy new year, fellow kiwis.
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This post is largely copied from the OnA boards. It fits better in OnA's "Lit Crit" section than in this thread, but it involves several "Pativerse" characters who don't have their own threads here, so I figured I'd bring it over. It also assumes that the reader is informed about Samuel Delaney and Ed Kramer from the Apostlegate series.
Using Only Pig Logic, is Stochastic Pedophilia a Thing?
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(A, L)
(A, L)
(A, L)
If you laughed at someone photoshopping Patrick's Burnt Wellington crashing into the Yucatan Peninsula and wiping out the dinosaurs YOU. ARE. A. TERRORIST.
I hate to say it, but Patrick was right again: the FBI has been watching, building their case, and now strikes!
Meet Michael Everts, who raises two children with his husband:
Better known as "Fit 2B Read," Mr. Everts is a rising star in the online Sci-Fi books community. He has amassed nearly 8,000 subscribers in under 2 years; a very impressive feat for a niche-within-a-niche booktuber.
Unsurprisingly, Michael has had a heavy focus on the SFWA, promoting prominent members and the group's Nebula Awards at every opportunity. He also became a Con-goer and promoted the Hugo Awards. He has even managed to secure numerous appearances on his channel from higher-ups in the organization, such as former president Cat Rambo. (A, L)
You may have noticed "Penprince" tagged above, whose real name is...
Michael was a staunch ally of mutual follower Penprince during his battle against the evil racist trolls who are racist and evil and believe in the proper enforcement of immigration laws.
(A, L)
If Patrick and Jackie's claims of KF and OnA being Nazi- and Russian-funded are to be considered true in the total absence of all proof, by Snackie/Pig logic, can one say Penprince is bankrolled by this Michael Everts guy? It doesn't take a >1.2 GPA to realize $20 is more than $0.
(A, L)
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Everts stands up against evildoers, whether two-bit anonymous cybernazis, or famous authors such as Orson Scott Card and J. K. Rowling.
(A, L)
What kind of terrible person makes kids feel bad?
(A, L)
Youtube Link - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKHHihvHvy0
Oopsie doodles! Move over, Jackson Jones!
A real jerk! The worst part is the hypocrisy.
I bet you did, buddy. I bet you did.
Talking...at a table, but not talking at a table!
Mr. Everts is a big fan of Cat Rambo and Samuel Delany. Delaney, as has been covered in the past, is a passionate NAMBLA advocate who has accolades heaped upon him by the SFWA, even being awarded their highest honor of "Grand Master." Everts Twitter likes feature Delany's posts more than anything...well, except for other people's kids, of course.
Totally at random, Rambo and Everts just happened to meet because of Delany's work!
(A, L)
Everts repeatedly promotes Delany's work:
(A, L)
Nevermind the infamous "Hogg," which "deals graphically with themes of murder, child molestation, incest, coprophilia, coprophagia, urolagnia, anal-oral contact, necrophilia and rape," Delany decided that "Empire Sun" should be bundled with his other story "Babel-17," in which the main character is not a minor but is named Kid *touches temple* and has sexual encounters. In "Aye and Gamorrah," in which space kids are "gelded" so they remain prepubescent forever, and people want to pay to fuck them, so the ageless space kids that are eventually technically over 18 *touches temple* usually benefit from being fucked.
BabyMed.com Article featuring practical advice from Mr. Everts on how to handle a baby:
(A, L)
Strawman from the Hamman:
(A, L)
Hmm...2 likes, from Uncle Paul...
And Thomas from SFF180, who often engaged with the evildoers on Patrick's behalf. Sadly, he has locked down his account.
At first I was like...
But then, I was like...
(L)
Why couldn't Mr. Everts be a normal furry who likes catgirls like Thomas and Patrick (A1, A2, A3)?
Again, this post is just about applying Patrick and Jackie's own logic and standards of evidence, but against their own side. Is their side funded by pedophiles? Is their side "stochastic pedophiles"?
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Supplemental Links
https://mpdc.dc.gov/release/man-arrested-distributing-child-pornography
https://archive.ph/tKflh
https://www.washingtonblade.com/202...nal-training-charged-distribution-child-porn/
https://archive.ph/F4aJM
https://www.washingtonblade.com/2023/12/05/michael-everts-hearing-postponed/
Using Only Pig Logic, is Stochastic Pedophilia a Thing?
...
(A, L)
(A, L)
(A, L)If you laughed at someone photoshopping Patrick's Burnt Wellington crashing into the Yucatan Peninsula and wiping out the dinosaurs YOU. ARE. A. TERRORIST.
I hate to say it, but Patrick was right again: the FBI has been watching, building their case, and now strikes!
Meet Michael Everts, who raises two children with his husband:
Better known as "Fit 2B Read," Mr. Everts is a rising star in the online Sci-Fi books community. He has amassed nearly 8,000 subscribers in under 2 years; a very impressive feat for a niche-within-a-niche booktuber.
Unsurprisingly, Michael has had a heavy focus on the SFWA, promoting prominent members and the group's Nebula Awards at every opportunity. He also became a Con-goer and promoted the Hugo Awards. He has even managed to secure numerous appearances on his channel from higher-ups in the organization, such as former president Cat Rambo. (A, L)
You may have noticed "Penprince" tagged above, whose real name is...
Michael was a staunch ally of mutual follower Penprince during his battle against the evil racist trolls who are racist and evil and believe in the proper enforcement of immigration laws.
(A, L)
If Patrick and Jackie's claims of KF and OnA being Nazi- and Russian-funded are to be considered true in the total absence of all proof, by Snackie/Pig logic, can one say Penprince is bankrolled by this Michael Everts guy? It doesn't take a >1.2 GPA to realize $20 is more than $0.
(A, L)
(A, L)Everts stands up against evildoers, whether two-bit anonymous cybernazis, or famous authors such as Orson Scott Card and J. K. Rowling.
(A, L)What kind of terrible person makes kids feel bad?
(A, L)
Youtube Link - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKHHihvHvy0
Oopsie doodles! Move over, Jackson Jones!
A real jerk! The worst part is the hypocrisy.
I bet you did, buddy. I bet you did.
Talking...at a table, but not talking at a table!
Mr. Everts is a big fan of Cat Rambo and Samuel Delany. Delaney, as has been covered in the past, is a passionate NAMBLA advocate who has accolades heaped upon him by the SFWA, even being awarded their highest honor of "Grand Master." Everts Twitter likes feature Delany's posts more than anything...well, except for other people's kids, of course.
Totally at random, Rambo and Everts just happened to meet because of Delany's work!
(A, L)Everts repeatedly promotes Delany's work:
(A, L)Nevermind the infamous "Hogg," which "deals graphically with themes of murder, child molestation, incest, coprophilia, coprophagia, urolagnia, anal-oral contact, necrophilia and rape," Delany decided that "Empire Sun" should be bundled with his other story "Babel-17," in which the main character is not a minor but is named Kid *touches temple* and has sexual encounters. In "Aye and Gamorrah," in which space kids are "gelded" so they remain prepubescent forever, and people want to pay to fuck them, so the ageless space kids that are eventually technically over 18 *touches temple* usually benefit from being fucked.
BabyMed.com Article featuring practical advice from Mr. Everts on how to handle a baby:
(A, L)
(A, L)Strawman from the Hamman:
(A, L)Hmm...2 likes, from Uncle Paul...
And Thomas from SFF180, who often engaged with the evildoers on Patrick's behalf. Sadly, he has locked down his account.
At first I was like...
But then, I was like...
(L)Why couldn't Mr. Everts be a normal furry who likes catgirls like Thomas and Patrick (A1, A2, A3)?
Again, this post is just about applying Patrick and Jackie's own logic and standards of evidence, but against their own side. Is their side funded by pedophiles? Is their side "stochastic pedophiles"?
_________________
Supplemental Links
https://mpdc.dc.gov/release/man-arrested-distributing-child-pornography
https://archive.ph/tKflh
https://www.washingtonblade.com/202...nal-training-charged-distribution-child-porn/
https://archive.ph/F4aJM
https://www.washingtonblade.com/2023/12/05/michael-everts-hearing-postponed/
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To quote the bit from Archer - It's like the old gypsy woman predicted.
Patrick's willingness to toss about the defamation per se and drinking is gonna screw him over.
One of the pests made the claim they are in contact with the family. Odds are good the family members either read here and OnA or gets sent clips.
Once the family has a framing of Patrick's actions online brings heat to Patrick (and Nikki) along with lawsuits and have no reason to believe he'll log off, once a new suit hits that divorce might happen. Look over Patrick's posting history from before the Norm comment - he's been an ass online for a long time.
*waves* Hi Nikki family! Hey, if Nikki doesn't want to divorce Patrtick but wants things to stop consider an involuntary guardianship as a path to getting him to log off. Nikki is the best person to file as household money gets used to run the suit and Wisconsin statue talks about how if such an effort is denied the loser pays - but that is also Patrick. Just the gathering of the paperwork and presenting him with it might prompt Patrick to log off and find some grass to touch.
While the pests might be able to ask permission to file amicus briefs in a divorce, might have a better shot in a defamation case (and if Henry does and wins pests would have a better shot in their own defamation case once pests use Henry's framing), a guardianship that gets filed with the desire to have legal enforcement to have Patrick log the fuck off gives the best chance for not only such briefs but also a true prison enjoyment moment if Patrick doesn't log off and find grass to touch. Caselaw in WI to support such would be needed but this hit from NJ gives hope that such a search would be positive. Can you obtain guardianship over someone addicted to drugs or alcohol? The short answer is yes. Even just having approve/deny status on Patrick's postings should prevent Patrick from running up legal bills from his online antics. Such a ruling might also work to stop his substance abuse.
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New year, new Fat copy pasta.
"My name is not Jennifer. Never has been enjoy prison stalker."
There's feeding the trolls and then there's blundering into the troll liar wearing a meat coat and shouting, "I'm not gay!"
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That Samuel Delaney creepazoid is just that: a creepazoid. He posts all sorts of random shit to Facebook and the pictures are always so uncanny valley and unsettling...usually there's at least one nasty object (like a paper plate with stains on it) lurking somewhere in the back ground. Oh, and his Facebook is also chock full with sexual references. Wish I had that one photo of him I've seen where he's just bent over showing people his (clothed) ass on hand.
In short, he is fat, ugly, very likely pedophilic, and racially ambiguous and I would not have sex with him, not even counting the fact he is gay.
In short, he is fat, ugly, very likely pedophilic, and racially ambiguous and I would not have sex with him, not even counting the fact he is gay.
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Stand-up comedian Kyle Kinane has a bit about shower beers ("because everyone deserves a spa day!") in a several-years old special. Rick is unoriginal and fat.
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I do think Pat loses because of campaigning, so to speak. He got only occasional community/main features because while he's always funny, it takes something insane even for Pat to be worth mentioning. Like this new Jennifer bit is funny but what would that even be? "Failed scifi author Patrick S Tomlinson is now refuting that he is/was ever named Jennifer". That's not a good feature.
Rekieta is moving so fast so suddenly, it felt like the general alcoholism has been a thing but it hit critical mass in line with the balldo, the bottle in the ass, Mandy, it all was over a year+ but it felt fast, like when you see the sky darken and know a storm is coming and then it goes from drizzle to typhoon in three minutes. That combined with constant BNN happenings features and Nose segments on MATI gave him way more publicity. It's a tough call but I have to consneed that for being a "friend of the forum" turned drunk maniac he has a privilege that I begrudgingly respect such that if he wins I won't be mad.
Rekieta is moving so fast so suddenly, it felt like the general alcoholism has been a thing but it hit critical mass in line with the balldo, the bottle in the ass, Mandy, it all was over a year+ but it felt fast, like when you see the sky darken and know a storm is coming and then it goes from drizzle to typhoon in three minutes. That combined with constant BNN happenings features and Nose segments on MATI gave him way more publicity. It's a tough call but I have to consneed that for being a "friend of the forum" turned drunk maniac he has a privilege that I begrudgingly respect such that if he wins I won't be mad.
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One of my favorite moments this past year was introducing a lawyer friend to Pat-posting. He's especially enjoyed the political legal posturing lately. These past few weeks have been especially priceless. Pat may have himself an aneurism before November 2024.
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I would like to make a brave and bold prediction for 2024, so here goes.....*clears throat*....
Patrick S Tomlinson will remain as fat as he currently is and quite likely get even fatter.
Thank you for your time.
Patrick S Tomlinson will remain as fat as he currently is and quite likely get even fatter.
Thank you for your time.
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To all Tomlinsisters;
Cope and sneed and also dilate. Total Balldo Victory. Enjoy third place alog childs.
Much love,
Signed: BMJ rats.
Cope and sneed and also dilate. Total Balldo Victory. Enjoy third place alog childs.
Much love,
Signed: BMJ rats.
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Patrick won.
Robert Prongay Jr. is not a lolcow, he is a criminally obsessed cyberstalker under FBI investigation.
That makes Patrick the only one running, and the victor.
Robert Prongay Jr. is not a lolcow, he is a criminally obsessed cyberstalker under FBI investigation.
That makes Patrick the only one running, and the victor.
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Megamind has seen better days.
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I don't want Patrick to log off. I want to watch him flail around helplessly. Nikki's family should just cut him off and force him to pay for the lolsuits.
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Patrick Don’t Be Friends with Pedophiles Challenge (Impossible)
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I made this post when Rekieta was in a pretty distant 3rd place, now he's over 50 points ahead.
It seems both of our candidates got cucked by Rekieta getting an extra length mention on Friday's MATI.
Both of our perpetual loser candidates lost
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It has been zero days since Pat and the SFWA have had someone in their ranks arrested for crimes against children. This would be a good image, to be honest.