I do think Pat loses because of campaigning, so to speak. He got only occasional community/main features because while he's always funny, it takes something insane even for Pat to be worth mentioning[...].
[...] It's a tough call but I have to consneed that for being a "friend of the forum" turned drunk maniac he has a privilege that I begrudgingly respect such that if he wins I won't be mad.
I was gonna expand on personal thoughts about this but on TL;DR terms,
the Fat Connection with OnA will always prevent him from getting to
-what is for many of us here already-
his rightful earned spot as Top Lolcow.
The plump udders ready, on a squirt, to turn any innocent bystander into a Patposter.
The magnetic mass that attracts the most deranged and lunatic orbiters one could never ask for.
The real-time, self-inflicted slaughtering of his mind, body and soul, finely grinded, ready to be served.
But most of all,
Fat makes you want to do art. It did for me.
Haikus; Parody Books; Hand-crafted and AI Art; one-liners; legal documents; speeches...
If measured in these terms regarding creative material net weight,
(as in:
created, not clipped, not bot-scrapped, not astroturfed by podcasts)
there is only one and only winner, pests and all.
Regardless, numbers tell their own story.
MATI's popularity is reflected right there on the second spot. Which is good for The Farms.
And Rekieta has done enough on his own channels to take the prize home, besides disrespecting Fear Dealer.
Perhaps the only non-catfished W he will have this year.
Anyone being a thread regular there will agree.
It also allowed
@Not Who You Think to create
the new gold standard for threads.
Not something a Fresh Meat gambling addict streamer will ever care about, for sure.
(the
"RATSSSSSS" make me laugh though)
In any case, 2023 is almost up, and Pat is still fat. And like Yahtzee
once said:
"there's something appealingly ironic about coming third in a Mediocrity Contest".
Cheers to that, Brothermen included.-
