Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Rekieta barely qualifies as a lolcow. He gets drunk and started talking about weird sex shit. Considering he was always pro free-speech, I really don't understand the hatedom he got that seethe like spurned lovers.
Rekieta is a dime a dozen drunk pervert. He's not even top 50 lolcow material. He should not even be in the lolcow of the year poll. Patrick Tomlison, Daniel Larson and KingcobraJFS are the top producing lolcows of this year.
 
The ONA pests, while often hilarious and quite adept at digging up Pat's past, are also very ill-informed on the Farms and Null himself. I'm pretty sure Null/the Farms actually offered to help that site when it was booted from reddit in ways that didn't include giving them a forum here...obviously they chose not to record that into memory. They just reeee about Null not liking "fun" and being a pedophile.
I’m not understanding why Rackets appears to be running away with it.
People are very angry at the Nose for various reasons and he gets mentioned a lot on MATI. I too am enjoying his downward spiral but aside from the swingers resort incident, a couple minor lolsuits, and deciding to "shack up" with pedo defenders, I don't think that thread has gotten a main feature that often this year. His slow drain circling isn't enough for the award IMO.
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Not that you care, but I had an account for several years before I lost access and got this new one. This may come as a shock to you but not everyone finds a garden variety gambling addict that funny.
 
While we get sad our boy's hard earned award is being stolen by Josh's personal bias, Pat shows us a real man shouldn't let stuff like that affect him and just keep on working doing what he does best.

Which in Pat's case is getting fucked in court, like Ned Beatty in "Deliverance":
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God I hope Henry is serious. There's still time Pat, the year is not yet over!
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Squeal for us, Piggy
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Edit: can you even imagine how hateable someone has to be when a person talking about suing you opens up with with "Now, I don't want to get anyone too excited"? Haha Jesus H. Christ, Pat is the best!

Edit2: archiving this here as well, as Kyle suggested (just in case Pat ever manages to get the second better Tomlinson deleted):
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/OXOD3
 
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Rekieta isn't far enough down the drain yet (I think he'd probably be a fitting one for 2024 though, most likely) and bmj is far too one-note and repetitive. I struggle to think of another cow that has ever had such a consistently absurd and entertaining year, other than some of the early years of cwc. The one award that fat actually has deserved in his life, and he's probably not gonna get it.
 
While we get sad our boy's hard earned award is being stolen by Josh's personal bias, Pat shows us a real man shouldn't let stuff like that affect him and just keep on working doing what he does best.

Which in Pat's case is getting fucked in court, like Ned Beatty in "Deliverance":
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God I hope Henry is serious. There's still time Pat, the year is not yet over!
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Squeal for us, Piggy
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Edit: can you even imagine how hateable someone has to be when a person talking about suing you opens up with with "Now, I don't want to get anyone too excited"? Haha Jesus H. Christ, Pat is the best!

Edit2: archiving this here as well, as Kyle suggested (just in case Pat ever manages to get the second better Tomlinson deleted):
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/OXOD3
Don't worry, Rick will learn from this.

Speaking of learning, how about some economic analysis?
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Walmart had been rather explicitly unwilling to lose money even on a testing basis and it hampered the company for a long time. Not a single company Patirck mentions is "the only game left in town" in just their industry and the Uber/Lyft example is famous for going up against actual established monopolies. Amazon Prime especially is not even remotely the "only game left in town" as evidenced by Jennifer's tweeting about shit he's watching on a competitor and has regularly raised prices every few years. Lastly, I would love to hear Rick explain what "established market" Amazon disrupted that he'd like to restore to its past glory. And yes, I'm very aware of what they did to the book industry and that Jennifer claims to be part of that but let's wait and see where he publishes his next book first and if it even comes out physically.
 
Walmart had been rather explicitly unwilling to lose money even on a testing basis and it hampered the company for a long time. Not a single company Patirck mentions is "the only game left in town" in just their industry and the Uber/Lyft example is famous for going up against actual established monopolies. Amazon Prime especially is not even remotely the "only game left in town" as evidenced by Jennifer's tweeting about shit he's watching on a competitor and has regularly raised prices every few years. Lastly, I would love to hear Rick explain what "established market" Amazon disrupted that he'd like to restore to its past glory. And yes, I'm very aware of what they did to the book industry and that Jennifer claims to be part of that but let's wait and see where he publishes his next book first and if it even comes out physically.
This is a prime example of Jennifer watching a breadtuber video with great production value and zero actual thought behind their argument then regurgitating that video as if it was Jennifer's own analysis. Coupled with blocking all comments and responding with, nuh uh child stalker to anyone who quote tweets, its the perfect recipe for xeeting to the world how retarded he is.



I was content with referring to him as Fatrick for the rest of his life until he got shot by a swatting attempt he ordered on himself but his response to Jennifer has changed that
 
The Jennifer bit is hilarious and I hope it has a long life.

Re: Lolcow of the Year, Rekieta is not to my taste but I kinda see why it’s interesting: He’s reaping the parasocial whirlwind and is too obstinate/drunk/afraid of losing his audience to get indoors.

Now, Daniel Larson? I have no idea what people see in him. It’s just sad!

In the end, Piggy is the Lolcow of the Year in our hearts and that’s what really matters.
 
As an ally, I'm really proud of Jenny. I just whish she had found other places to get her hormones instead of the DIY Brazilian tub guy. The final results just... weren't good.
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Too bad Jenny's sister Patricia Glaser-Meatloaf (biological vagina haver) is deadnaming her "bro".
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While we get sad our boy's hard earned award is being stolen by Josh's personal bias, Pat shows us a real man shouldn't let stuff like that affect him and just keep on working doing what he does best.

Which in Pat's case is getting fucked in court, like Ned Beatty in "Deliverance":
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God I hope Henry is serious. There's still time Pat, the year is not yet over!
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Squeal for us, Piggy
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Edit: can you even imagine how hateable someone has to be when a person talking about suing you opens up with with "Now, I don't want to get anyone too excited"? Haha Jesus H. Christ, Pat is the best!

Edit2: archiving this here as well, as Kyle suggested (just in case Pat ever manages to get the second better Tomlinson deleted):
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/OXOD3
It just occurred to me, Fat Rick reminds me of another cow Louise Mensch. She's a bit of an obscure cow who's largely gone dark in recent years, but she was a batshit crazy journalist who would accuse every one of her critics of being Russian spies. Fat Rick's similar in the sense of accusing every one of his detractors of being a swatter who's swatted his house dozens of times.

One thing that stood out about Mensch was that she published an article stating that hardcore drug use drove her insane. I have to wonder if Fat Rick has used any drugs in the past because he shares a lot of similarities with her.
 
Are you referring to the "Report SFWA to the IRS" saga? Because that's not what happened at all, and it happened well before Torswats.

For those who don't remember: Some OnA crossposters (including Dan Mullen himself) wanted to start a campaign here that involved reporting SFWA to the IRS, hopefully getting their non-profit status revoked (as if that would do anything).

When Null told them "no, we're not your Personal Army, and fuck the IRS", the Pests got assblasted and accused Null of being the Fun Police.

One of them even made a fake screenshot (I think it was of @Lady Rackets Ass), falsely claiming responsibility for swatting Fatrick.

They claim to this day that it was all Josh being thin-skinned. No, it's because they tried to make a mess that Null would have to clean up, then claimed it was "lol just a bit bro!"

They either don't understand, or don't care, that we cannot get away with cowtipping like they can. They're a tiny forum whose only enemies are two fat, retarded, incompetent deadbeats. We have crazy people, sex pests, criminals, governments, corporations, and NGOs gunning for us, because we have proof of their dirty laundry and laugh at them.

I like you, Funsters, you're a funny bunch. But on that one particular occasion, you were being complete and utter faggots.
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It's exchanges like this that keep me hooked on Fatso lol
 
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