Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[RotPockets]

I don't know if anybody here has brought it up, but there's a massive brouhaha about anime translations and localizations. The localizers suck at their job, which has lead the same old Kick Vic faces appearing from the woodwork like Marzgurl and Jamie Marchi doubling down on their awful localizations.

Isn't it just fun how these people get to galivant around, free of the consequences of slandering a man out of house and home because Nick Rekieta and Ty Beard are untrustworthy failures? Now we have to rely on AI to purge these loser localizers out of a job.

Have a drink Nick you helped keep two 50 year old misandrist landwhales that talk like retarded zoomers, employed and free from any and all repercussions for their vindictive, opportunistic behavior.


Loocalizers are the CalArt’s style of translation.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

NOW WAIT A MINUTE, NICK NOOOOO!!!

That's an amazing and good kick in the ass to finish up the year LOOOOOL

You did a great investigation, @Balldo's Gate! If this doesn't cause Nick to have a mental breakdown, I don't know what will.

 

[AnOminous]

This is the most speculative portion of the post, since the names of the individuals involved in the crash are not included in the data, but I thought it was interesting, so I left it in. Even if that car in the aerial image isn't a Lincoln Town Car like I suspect it is, it would still be a massive coincidence if the driver in that crash also happened to be a 41 year old man.​

My man you are a hero.

There's no way Nick loses after this banger of a year-ender.

Have a Nick you sure earned it.

 

[Musashi's Son]

This is the most speculative portion of the post, since the names of the individuals involved in the crash are not included in the data, but I thought it was interesting, so I left it in. Even if that car in the aerial image isn't a Lincoln Town Car like I suspect it is, it would still be a massive coincidence if the driver in that crash also happened to be a 41 year old man.

Fun Fact: if you search for the crash in the TxDOT purchase system with MANdy's name in Arlington, Tarrant County along with the investigating agency being the Arlington PD, you get the crash with the ID you found and it's the first result. So MANdy was in the crash 100%.





Try it for yourselves fellow kiwis: https://cris.dot.state.tx.us/public/Purchase/app/search/form
Put in MANdy's name (Daniel Harris), city (Arlington), county (Tarrant) and the Investigating agency (Arlington Police Department) under the Advanced Fields and if you get the crash ID of 19673299 then it's a BINGO.

Edit: spelling

 

[ShitLurker]

I voted Keffals due to the "it never gets better" and "muh tranny husband raaaaaaped meeeeee". But this shit is just too fucking much. Another one changes his vote to the baldo king.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

This is payback for Vito.

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

A round of applause to @Balldo's Gate for some AMAZING detective work!

 

[Sammich]

You motherfuckers are terrifyingly good at this stuff. Great work!

 

[You're MDNWU]

How the hell did we get Ralph winning with a sexy Latina paid-for girlfriend and losing weight while Nick ruined his life for such an obvious catfish that ended up being a fucking man, not even an ugly woman?

I hope to God he streams tonight so we can witness him cope drink himself to death.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Bro, the PILES of garbage Rekieta is sitting on would guarantee that she can divorce his ass and rape him like he wishes Mandy would've. I'm not saying that she will but it would be the easiest settlement ever. Rekieta isn't interested in rebuilding his life, maybe his wife is.

And how would a divorcee with 5 kids and no employment history in this millennium fair?
And seeing his rumble numbers it's quite clear he doesn't have the money for child support, especially for the amount of child support needed for 5 kids.

 

[Not Even Twice]

On the last day of the year, that is some pepe magic shit right there.

Fantastic digging work, and congratulations to the biggest lolcow of 2023, apart from your wife releasing a sex tape not featuring you, I can't think of a bigger fail to finish the year off with.

 

[Evilronald]

And how would a divorcee with 5 kids and no employment history in this millennium fair?
And seeing his rumble numbers it's quite clear he doesn't have the money for child support, especially for the amount of child support needed for 5 kids.

Has Nick really fallen that much in donations? He was in the top 10 livestreamers for donations a while ago. He cleaned up during the Rittenhouse trial.

 

[WelperHelper99]

And how would a divorcee with 5 kids and no employment history in this millennium fair?
And seeing his rumble numbers it's quite clear he doesn't have the money for child support, especially for the amount of child support needed for 5 kids.

She just needs to rape his trust fund bro. She'll be set for a long while.

 

[Ensign Faggot]

Sorry patrickbros, I don't think he can catch up to this.

Fucking outstanding work, @Balldo's Gate! This is absolutely priceless.

You get what you fucking deserve, Nick you narcissistic, non-practicing degenerate, lol. Thanks for such a hilarious start to the new year! I'm just sorry your kids have to deal with it.

 

[Sam Losco]

I think it's pretty much a done deal now.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

It's a festivus miracle!

 

[Particle Bored]

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

I used to like Rekieta, as much as you can like an Internet lawyer. Alcohol is a hell of a drug, and I wonder if Nick stopped there. It wouldn't surprise me if he was mainlining ketamine.

Outstanding investigation into finding that he's been thirsting after a hairy dude @Balldo's Gate. What a way to change my vote.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

Has Nick really fallen that much in donations? He was in the top 10 livestreamers for donations a while ago. He cleaned up during the Rittenhouse trial.

Nick changing his revenue stream from super chats to rumble contract and e-thots was the streaming equivalent of changing Coke to New Coke.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

It's a Christmas Miracle Example!