Well, well, well... someone had a shitty week. You guys have been incredible, I've really enjoyed the dump of memes and edits from Chinnyverse. Chantal thinks that people love to live in the past with Nader, well now this is what she will never ever live down.
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Stupid and desperate don't even begin to describe what has transpired in the last few days. Just when we all thought the best we were going to get with Canada beeze was her getting high, Salah couldn't help himself. He pulled down his pants and gave us all a wonderful holiday gift.
Of course she would take him back after cheating, I mean... it's not really cheating if your wife is in a different country, duh. What we should really be focusing on is the fucking fat, ugly harlot that tried to ruin Foodie Doodie's family! That's exactly what the Quran tries to warn us about; that there are lying, ugly whores trying to steal your husbaaaand for internet clout. I don't think anyone is surprised though, Chantal pretended to be bi and ate out DD's grey snatch just to keep Nader after everything that he did to her-- what's a little cheating?
"Salah was just soooo ashamed of his fetish guyz and I'm his WIFE. Did I mention that we're married yet? Anyway, so like I'm super special in his life and he would NEVER degrade me like he wanted to degrade that fucking fat, ugly, fake beezer Cunt-bella. If you really think about it, he's ackshully being respectful of our marriage!!!"
The messages and voice notes just kept getting worse and worse, and of course the low-hanging dingle berries are easiest to focus on, but I think there were even more substantial things that she ignored:
- He wants to violently rape and desecrate women
- Begging KB for money
- Asking KB to fly over and stay with him at the luxury shart box for a few weeks until Chantal comes back
- Saying he loved her
- Fat shaming Chantal
- "Your ass is more important than my whole family. Your ass better than my family."
- "I worship your ass. I worship your ass. I worship your ass. I worship your ass. I worship your ass. I worship your ass."
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Woof woof
As if we couldn't tell already that he's a love scammer, but there you go, that's some broof for you, Chinzilla. Get some fucking dignity ma'am, you're embarrassing. This is a million times worse than Nader because Salah is supposed to be the perfect, loving, and doting man.
Are we still supposed to be envious of this? Where's your rapist, cheating, poo-loving husband?!
"I really had no idea he was like this, he doesn't even seem like my Salah. Other than this, he treats me like a queen. I never needed to open the car door."
Well, pack it up guys! She really got us there, I bet all of you fucks have to open all your own doors. You know who else never needs to open the car door? The elderly and disabled.
Treated like a queen, yeah okay. You mean the man that constantly fat shames you (now including to a woman that he wanted to sleep with), kicks you on a live-stream when you swear, and refuses to get a job to help with bills knowing fully well that you're killing yourself by eating to make income?
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I don't believe they've ever had sex, if I'm being generous maybe he let her tug on his wiener that night they got high in Thailand. To me, she seemed genuinely surprised that he had these fetishes and spoke like that to women. It's also no surprise that he thinks she's ugly as sin, the hijab probably stays on 24/7.
If I'm being honest, shit has always been one of the motifs of her channel, so we probably should've seen this one coming.

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Another thing I find hilarious is her relatively mild reaction to everything, she cried more when BBJ was given a second chance at life:
- "This is what you all [gorlworld] were looking forward to."
- "Kuwait arc is overrrr!"
- Here's a painting of my old pets, "I gave up my cats for youuuuu, wahhh!"
These are some very strange things to focus on when your husband/handsomest-man/life partner just humiliated you in the most wretched way. Everything has to be some sort of performance, she can't be serious about anything. What kind of mental illness is this?
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... and right on cue, Chantal posts a heavily filtered selfie. Gumball-machine wedding ring in full focus with a gotcha caption. Uh huh here we go.
Just like when Nader was accused of raping Mae and she took him to Toronto right after to flex. Yes yes, we know Salah is your man, Gunt. You can have him and I can promise KB wasn't actually interested in Salah.
As I'm writing my long ass post, she uploaded another video defending this sham marriage:
- I've decided to make my marriage work; number one reason I love Salah
- I love him because of how he treats me
- Every emotion no matter how corny, was real (no stupid, we don't think your "love" is corny, we say there's zero chemistry)
- He treats me like a queen, he doesn't abuse/yell at me (low fucking bar)
- Mentioned never having to open car doors AGAIN (is this supposed to be a flex? & is that all you have jfc)
- Saying he's evil for his fetishes is not true, he's amazing
- I knew about some fetishes, but it didn't really go anywhere (yes, we know you're an incel)
- This is a one time occurence, if it does happen again I'll deal with the consequences
- The screenshots that were revealed between him and the SKANK... (fuck you bitch)
- No one is perfect
- I will do videos on cooking healthy, vlogs, shopping hauls, travelling; becoming obsessed with being a new me!
- I'm not weak for forgiving him, it takes strength to work through these kinds of things
- You can't tell me what to do in my marriage, you're not in it (people can empathize with being cheated on, that's called having feelings and being a good person)
- 'Once a cheater, always a cheater', has actually been debunked (omgggggg stfu, how tf would you even quantifiably study this? self-reporting from cheaters? yeah ok)
This is maximum copium; lolcow of the year y'all.
No one cares if you stay with him and we all know you will do whatever you can to make your life a living hell. As if we care, people watch for the trainwreck because it's funny. Like a soap opera, except that the tragic part is that this is actually Chantal's life. Why does she always act like people are up in arms about her poor choices? We're laughing. We all knew that a man could literally shit all over Chantal and she wouldn't care as long as she got to wave him around online.
Once again though, too dumb to focus on the real issues here. In one breath she's claiming he shouldn't be condemned for wanting to rape/degrade women and in the next he's the perfect man for always making her feel safe... as a domestic violence survivor. Make it make sense. There's very little that I dislike more than a misogynist that takes it out on the other woman. So KB is a skank that tried to ruin your marriage, but uwu Salah is a victim to his rape/scat fetishes? Get fucked.
AND the shit jokes will never stop, she's going to die reading them.
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I completely missed Christmas, but I'm wishing everyone a safe and lovely New Year. I'm looking forward to shit-posting with you folks in 2024.