Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mouse Cop]

Nihilism is the lamest, gayest, most cucked philosophy there is, so it makes sense the film spoke to Nick so deeply. It's also inherently hedonistic, because if life is meaningless, than the enjoyment of your immediate experience is the only thing that matters because there's nothing beyond surface-level existence. That also probably appeals strongly to Nick, considering his life lacks any significance. Nihilism's nothing more than a self-condemnation anyway; it's just a pretentious way to say you think you're worthless on every level, and that you could never imagine having any meaning or value. It's like someone took the concept of giving up on yourself and tried to call it a philosophy.

Seriously, being a nihilist when you have like six kids is just about the saddest thing I can imagine.

 

[Potatoherder]

Even toasts are way better on Joes' streams. Where did Nick ever get the idea he was good at toasts?

 

[Elmo]

Rackets is such a walking disaster and a disgrace to the legal profession. Some faggoty Brit once said, "If you were to hire Nick Rekieta to defend you over a jay-walking charge, you'd be given the electric chair".

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

How do you do, my fellow Locals chatters. I must confess that I am not a felon from Colorado. I am actually a woman in my late 20's. Here is my picture so that you will believe me.

Please take note that my bosom is quite ample which is how you know I am trust worthy. If you tell everyone publicly that if your wife was out of the picture you would bend me over and load me up like a shotgun I will superchat you at least twice and become a prominent figure in your chats, tee hee. You want to look cool to all the other guys, don't you? Would you fuck me, Nick? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

 

[DankSmoker]

I was holding off voting to mull it over but this really takes the cakeboy.

 

[Anticipointment]

Was it Nick or Cynthia who offered to pay for “MANdy” to come to Anime Matsuri? I can’t recall.

Cynthia. It was Nick who offered to sign Mandy’s tits if “she” showed up.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

As a Bossmanjack devotee.. it's so fucking over
Rekieta wins LOTY

I lay down my balldo at the feet of Nick, we BossChads lost this one.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I was so sure that BossmanJack would win, but putting holes in your walls can't compare to Nick putting holes in his marriage

Holes in his marriage, liver, brain, bank account, credibility.... Nick has put holes in lots of things this year. While the bulls fill his wife's holes. And Drexel grooms his kids to get access to their holes.

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

It’s still wild to me how Nick was one of the fastest growing steamers and basically lucked out and was able to pick up pay pigs from Metokurs streams and was rolling in cash and despite all that he’s let fucking Alcohol take it all away from him and he became another terminally online retard with a drinking problem and a fan base of cock suckers and he can’t see just how badly he’s fucked things up. This whole Mandy thing is the beginning of seeing what a loser Nick actually is.

 

[Elmo]

he became another terminally online retard with a drinking problem and a fan base of cock suckers and he can’t see just how badly he’s fucked things up.

The thing is that he's also extremely porn sick (saying he's been addicted since he was 15) and when you take away his inhibitions because of the booze and whatnot, you see that coming through with all of the coombrained degeneracy and literally homosexual shit he does. It didn't take long to chip away at the Christian trad dad facade.

 

[Male Idiot]

Is that alcoholism master degree or was he doing something more exotic, like butt hash? On one hand that's a hard booze fall, but it can happen.

 

[Twinkletard]

It didn't take long to chip away at the Christian trad dad facade.

Like any charlatan, he's been full of shit for years.

 

[Sneeds]

As a Bossmanjack devotee.. it's so fucking over
Rekieta wins LOTY

I voted for BossmanJack and now Nick does deserve Lolcow of the year. But........
IM STILL NOT GOING TO BE FORCED TO WEAR THE BALLDO

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

New Years 2021: Sitting back listening to Nick shitting on Jack Murphy for being a cuck and a fag
New Years 2022: Sitting back reading Nick's thread laughing at how Nick is now a Jack Murphy-tier cuck and a fag
New Years 2023: Sitting back reading about Nick getting catfished by a greasy old guy and wondering how much more of a cuck and a fag he can get

You've come a long way Balldoman. Good work on winning Lolcow of the Year 2023 gay boy and don't you be slacking off for next year. When Kayla dumps your ass, maybe Dan the Man will take you in. Keep on owning us prude Kiwi incels!

Also I love how his fellow Rustang-driving alcoholic also has an orbiter named Dan who has contributed greatly to his insanity.

 

[BootlegPopeye]

It’s still wild to me how Nick was one of the fastest growing steamers and basically lucked out and was able to pick up pay pigs from Metokurs streams and was rolling in cash and despite all that he’s let fucking Alcohol take it all away from him and he became another terminally online retard with a drinking problem and a fan base of cock suckers and he can’t see just how badly he’s fucked things up. This whole Mandy thing is the beginning of seeing what a loser Nick actually is.

I am really struggling to understand what the purpose for watching Rekieta as an actual fan (ie his idiot paypigs) as opposed to watching a train wreck. What is the appeal? It made sense when he was a legal commentator during the Rittenhouse trial, hell, even I watched him back then. Then at some point he admitted he wasn't practicing as a lawyer anymore, and was making a living off superchats, so I tapped out. This was maybe early 2022.

Take away the lawchat, what is he but a pathetic drunk? Is that really enough to sustain a living off of? And this man has children.

 

[Red Mask]

OH WOW! What a thing to find out right at the end of 2023! Happy New Year, Nick!
I’ve never been that fond of him, so this is quite fitting. Still, I do have some sympathy, Being catfished is no fun.

 

[RotPockets]

Was it Nick or Cynthia who offered to pay for “MANdy” to come to Anime Matsuri? I can’t recall.

Notably, back in the day, we all tried REALLY hard to get Cory and Mandy to AnimeMatsuri, Nick included. (Somewhere there's a hilarious clip of Nick talking about Mandy and Cory needing to be on separate crosses facing away from each other bc the flirt-heat was so high.) I even offered to pay for her to go, and Cory said he was game -sort of - he was worried abt getting weed there.

CGoody got hard sexting DandyK.

 

[ChromaQuack]

New Years 2023

New years 2024: we get a sextape drop named "one guy one bottle" with a Johnny Depp and lawyer cat painting hanging out in the background and a standing up Macallan bottle on the first frame.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

RECOUNT RECOUNT RECOUNT RECOUNT!!!

 

[Finger Pistols]

I just love how, at no point, did Nick stop and think to himself; "Is this too good to be true?" Absolute fucking wet brain retardation.

Not even that. At some point in his alcohol fueled brain I think that the first thought should be "Should I be simping for someone publicly when I have a wife and children that can look at these streams?" But I guess that was already out of the question when he willingly took a photo of a bottle of alcohol between his asscrack.