Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sniperwoof]

There's still time for Bossman to livestream the meth fueled decapitation of his parents but if that doesn't happen I think the amazing Baldo clinched it.

 

[TheButcherknight]

cope and gaslight in locals is a go

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

cope and gaslight in locals is a go
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We knew MANdy was a catfish!!! sHE did nothing to nobody! (ignore ruining Rekieta's relationship with his wife) Just stop being a mean bully jerk!

 

[PaladinBoo]

I just love how MANdy was so obviously a catfish that even a blind man could see it. One of the things that trannies and weirdos like MANdy do is craft what many men view as the "perfect woman". Their idea of the perfect woman is a woman who has primarily male interest. Things like video games, comics, guns, cars, mechanics, etc. They are also always either former strippers or Hooter's girls who are also very candid with talking about sex. Something real women usually never do around men who aren't their boyfriend or husband as it invites unwanted attention. I just love how, at no point, did Nick stop and think to himself; "Is this too good to be true?" Absolute fucking wet brain retardation.

 

[Evilronald]

From the voting thread @Freelance Police you made me choke on my drink.
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None of you all give a fuck dude. I’m getting no support man.

 

[3MMA]

Imo, BMJ belonged in Best New Cow category, he was mistakenly placed in Lolcow of the Year. Well over half of his popularity is because is a fan, the next quarter or so due to timing, as BMJ was introduced just as Gunt’s domestic was leaked, & many were looking for a new cow to watch while taking a Gunt break. The final quarter or so are into BMJ through natural interest. Can anyone name major points of interest about BMJ? Or just the general things like how he loses so much money, drugs, or punched new holes? Exactly. Patrick had a good chance this year. If BMJ was put in the most appropriate category, based on the actual criteria, the showdown between Nick & Pat would have been great to see.

TL;DR: Most BMJers are Null fanboys, who’d have better hope if BMJ was simply in best new cow category.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I know the response is going to be "I always knew, I was always gay, you incel prudes."
But at this point Nick is officially worse than Drexel (in this one aspect). Even Drexel got a severe shock after making out with a man at "Thad's". This is Nick's Thad's moment and he's just going to keep that balldo strapped and packed.

Even if you're gay, at least know who or what you're trying to stick your dick into, you hopeless degenerate.

 

[PhoBingas]

I just love how, at no point, did Nick stop and think to himself; "Is this too good to be true?" Absolute fucking wet brain retardation.

Nick must be so fried from fenty molly and the drinking he couldn't suss out a catfish from a mile away. Bitch was either a catfish or a fed plant. I guess its better for Balldoman that "Mandy" only wanted blackmail dickpicks and didn't want him to blow up a federal building.

 

[You're MDNWU]

cope and gaslight in locals is a go

Alright, where's the logs of Bman lusting over Man(dy)?

 

[Muppetstudios]

He could always go with the Gunt Defence.... It was all Kayfabe

Nick set up the whole thing to troll us on New Years for some reason

or more likely he'll try to ignore it or dismiss it as 'some thing that Kiwi Farms is lying about' despite all ther evidence to the contrary

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So, all we are really missing at this point is a face to the name. Exciting!

At this point I can't tell who has suffered more humiliation this year, Rekieta or his fanbase. So much mutual self-destruction lies in Rekieta's wake.

Do we know what Danny does for a living? Thinking he’s got a grim dead end job if he’s driving a 18 year old Towncar and was so so excited at the prospect of a insurance settlement, he was having his asap lawyer get him an Uber home from the ER and chiropractor appointment.

He must have called the first ambulance chaser billboard number that he passed in the ambulance with his “soft tissue injury”

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If Nick starts streaming tonight he would for sure make a killing on superchats.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

It’s the fact that Nick got cat fished harder than Chris that does it for me. This is the kind of shit I’d fall for in middle school, not as a fully grown adult with a law degree, a wife, and kids.

I also understand Nicks side though. Sometimes you gotta get down in dirty if you want to win LotY. Well played.

The Pickle Man coming for Nick must be some linked manifestation of the Sonichu Daemon.
Pickle clearly upped his game so I am changing the alert status to Code Rizzler.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

So let me get this straight some dude falsely pretended to be a woman for 15 years using fake pictures and making up a fake backstory and Rekieta somehow is the lolcow not the person catfishing him? lol okay. Pat won.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

So an old dude who was obviously a catfish got Nick to not only publicly lust over him on mulitple occasions, including while hammered to the point of just saying every want he currently had on his mind, and likely causing a rift in his marriage to his college sweetheart. This is fucking comedy. We live in the funniest timeline. But remember guys, it's Null that's the autist that doesn't get people. We should all trust the dude who couldn't see the easiest catfish to spot this century.

 

[Neetorino]

The cope in Rekietas locals chat is amazing right now, can't wait to see the logs for it because its a pain to view when you're not a paying member.

I can only imagine that it's copeageddon in there. @Himedall All-seeing Waifu I hope Panoptes catches everything tonight, I'd like to start 2024 off with some good reading material, please and thank you!

 

[Space Pope]

Hi Nicki. Your constant seething about Jersh and the Karen Farms made me care enough to figure out TOR just to take a look at your thread. Now I know you got catfished by what is likely a troon. Merry Christmas, faggot.

And a happy New Year, faggot!

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Hey Nick, suck my heartless cock! You're already a fag evidently.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

So let me get this straight some dude falsely pretended to be a woman for 15 years using fake pictures and making up a fake backstory and Rekieta somehow is the lolcow not the person catfishing him? lol okay. Pat won.

That level of commitment to catfishing is impressive and inspiring. Throwing your success away in the name of booze and hedonistic desires is a classic lolcow trait.

 

[Butwhythough2]

I voted for BMJ for loty and out of principle I'm not going to change my vote, but I definitely should have waited to vote so I could be the most informed. It's so joever baldosisters. Who gets catfishes by a man online, couldn't be me.