Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Complete clip with full Austin chimpout because some dude was about to show his dick to him on Monkey.

Spoiler: Naked dude (nsfw)

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"Guys I gotta get off"

And nobody ever took that out of context

 

[DOORSTUCK]

Bossman is brings endless entertainment in a way that almost seems wholesome in the year of our lord 2023

No politics, no pedo shit, no self-awareness. All that he cares for is the juice, and we're along for the rollercoaster of emotional degradation. It may be the popcorn-equivalent of lolcow milk, but damn if it's not fun.

Like many kiwis have commented, it isn't deep at all. There is no further research needed to know that a crack-head that destroys his peripherals over a number on his monitor hitting 0 and observing the fallout is hilarious. And honestly, him not taking 1st for L(C)OTY fits perfectly. It has been a turbulent year for our boy, and who knows what 2024 has in store. Here's to more milk and laughs.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Last time bossman was talking about his "drinking" times, he said he was simply unable to stop and used to drunk drive etc.
It has potential to be extremely fucking retarded, this drug mix will be something else(he does weed, meds, crack, coke, and more on daily basis).

Somebody in chat asked about the beers and Bossman said he has no money for it now.

 

[Kees H]

Somebody in chat asked about the beers and Bossman said he has no money for it now.

Fuck my life bro, nobody will help me with getting a drunk BMJ stream. This entire community is worthless, fml dude, I am going to do something stupid bruh frfr no cap ong

For the autists, this is an artist impression of BossmanJack when he doesn't get what he wants.

Anyways, Bossman Construction LLC, where we nail nails in the wall with a book to cover up holes in our drywall:

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Anyways, Bossman Construction LLC, where we nail nails in the wall with a book to cover up holes in our drywall:

He literally walks around barefoot in a room that has random nails in the carpet. Unbelievable he hasn't been spiked while in a fit of rage.

 

['Ol Stinky]

Anyways, Bossman Construction LLC, where we nail nails in the wall with a book to cover up holes in our drywall:

Fuck... Right above an outlet too. 6" rule, Bossman! Can you imagine the fallout (or lack there of) if he slammed a finishing nail through anything important in those walls?
Would be a different variety of juice. That's for sure.

 

[dumb cunt sperg]

Received 50 Subs from Eddie(Stake Owner) and $1000 in the vault withdrew $500 and decided to play mines with the rest
sorry about low volume

 

[Finger Pistols]

Austin is fucked for lolcow of the year. Rekieta's catfish got doxed today.

>mfw when bossman doesn't win lolcow of the year.

Edit: I made more and phone posting so I fucked up the attachments

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Clip of the 50 pack and $1000 from Eddie. Love you Eddie

Let's take it to mines!

He's now sitting on $500 that he had the presence of mind to withdraw.

 

[PistachiosOnMyDesk]

Fuck my life bro, nobody will help me with getting a drunk BMJ stream. This entire community is worthless, fml dude, I am going to do something stupid bruh frfr no cap ong

For the autists, this is an artist impression of BossmanJack when he doesn't get what he wants.

Anyways, Bossman Construction LLC, where we nail nails in the wall with a book to cover up holes in our drywall:

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I can't stop laughing at this. With the amount of time and effort he's put into covering up his sperg rage, he could have simply googled "how to replace drywall" and fixed it himself by now. I understand drywalling is a tedious, annoying thing to do, but even if he messes it up there's no way it will look worse than these weird halfass stopgap solutions he keeps implementing.

It's like a perfect little microcosm of everything the bossman is. He wants a civic - he could get a job and stop smoking crack, but he needs to GAMBA. He wants to cover up his rage holes - he could permanently resolve the issue by drywalling it, or he could awkwardly cover it up 75% of it with hoodies, paintings, and towels. Every time the bossman makes a choice, it's like he goes out of his way to pick the dumbest option. Even when he GAMBAS he gets suckered in by the dumbest, lowest ROI games and playstyles!

His life is such an easily-fixable mess that it almost seems like it's a professional wrestling style "work." If somebody wrote a fictional character with all of the bossman's traits, it would get called bad and unrealistic writing. "Nobody could possibly be this retarded," people would say. He really is the best.

 

[KokoDekka]

Eddie has to be doing this because he cums from every time Bossman donates everything back to him. I wish I had a retard I could give some money so that he could give me it back with interest with 100% success.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

a whole bunch of different streamers from all different communities all got a visit from Eddie today
some got big donations, some got small ones, some got a lot of gifted subs, some got less
it looks like it was just a NYE thing for Eddie and Kick

 

[dumb cunt sperg]

Loses on blackjack ends stream, comes back with $26 balance on mines and immediately loses that and ends again you cant make this shit up

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Loses on blackjack ends stream, comes back with $26 balance on mines and immediately loses that and ends again you cant make this shit up
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Bossman starting off 2024 strong with a world record stream speed run. WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

i just checked BMJ clips on his Kick because i thought it would be funny to see if there was a "clip" of the last 30 second long stream, and i found something
clip name is "lossmanjack sees me at the tables"
somebody called RealContent, someone who streams, is claiming that they are "lossmanjack2"
he has 68 followers, and this is his Kick account, he is also a gamble streamer

https://kick.com/RealContent

all of his 4 streams are gambling, i havent looked at them yet but theyre all hours long
this could be the person doing the table name trolls, but theres no direct proof, only him uploading a clip from his own channel claiming its him

https://kick.com/bossmanjack?clip=clip_01HK1RQZZFY39KGQTMDKVQT59V

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

He literally walks around barefoot in a room that has random nails in the carpet. Unbelievable he hasn't been spiked while in a fit of rage.

He's destroyed his room so much that construction equipment litters the floor as if his house drops loot when he punches open the walls lmao

 

[dumb cunt sperg]

$40 from a juicer and $100 from vip host missed the mines part, he walks out of his room after losing it and punches something from the sounds of it, And rat dad makes a 4am visit just before he ends stream

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

$40 from a juicer and $100 from vip host missed the mines part, he walks out of his room after losing it and punches something from the sounds of it, And rat dad makes a 4am visit just before he ends stream
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Similar to above but in VOD form. Abridged version of the stream just now.

Rat Dad makes an audio appearance right at the end. Bossman probably getting his ass kicked right now (hopefully)

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

So close to violence. If there was a new keyboard on the table or headphones on his head I think something would have been broken
DO NOT PLAY KENO!

@huckfexis (self admitted petrol huffer) BTFO

 

[dumb cunt sperg]

These have been some good felts tonight civicbros lfg and one thing to keep in mind guys

DO NOT PLAY KENO

cheeky keno felt

Felt from after the one above but he rants and and does his usual shpeal so its a bit longer