Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Blackstar]

Holy fucking shit, what happened to Nick this year...

So far, nothing yet

 

[mindlessobserver]

a new year a new harvest.

And with this blessed new year, a new cow has been selected to be sacrificed to the corn. May the harvest be bountiful.

 

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Someone should do a recut of the DO U NO MAN-D clip but with Dan Harris's pictures. I hope someone does a good image dump of Nick's gay lover.

There's also some overlap--although not as large of a base as Metokur's--with Raging Golden Eagle's [RGE] audience. He'd give shoutouts to Rekieta's at the end, but his content has always been beyond boring. I've always wondered what a MGTOW/Anime adjacent channel had to do with a--at that time--trad married lawyer other than being vaguely 'red pilled', and not even on matters of family court, for instance.

RGE and Nick linked together during the Vic case, and after it died down I can't remember him showing up or getting many mentions on Nick's show.

So far, nothing yet

There's always the potential for those emergency trips to the Twin Cities in the Rustang for bulls/drugs/Instathot action.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Holy fucking shit, what happened to Nick this year...

Booze, Xannirs and a midlife crisis will do that to a man.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Oh Mandy
Well, you came and you posted some pictures,
But they were stolen from Reddit,
Oh Mandy
Well, you pretended to be a woman
But got outed by the Farms
Oh Mandy

 

[Quintus]

Not even sure they have a schedule. It seems to be whenever they feel like doing it.

I have a sneaking suspicion they won't stream until February. So I wouldn't get your hopes up. This is pretty hilariously embarrassing for Reikeita though. So maybe they'll bother to fire up a stream.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I know I should know this, but which day of the week is Kino Casino?

They will probably wait until this drama has had a chance to properly age before decanting it. Right now it's funny, but once Nick and the orbiter respond it will be hilarious

 

[DumbDude43]

What’s going to happen next? Nick can’t just ignore this or pretend it isn’t true, surely? Astonishing that MANdy does appear to be attempting to carry on the charade. I guess if a guy devotes a third of his life to a deception like this it’s not going to be easy to quit. I hope no-one involved does anything silly.

maybe he'll try to memory hole it?
ban "mandy" from all his communities, refuse to acknowledge or mention anything about him ever again, and hope that over time people will lose interest in the whole thing.

 

[Chaplainsama]

Some of you guys are okay, don't come to this thread on January 8th.

My, how the turntables have turned

No stalker child, it is you who will wear the balldo
enjoy a defamation suit, stalker

 

[Magicat]

If Nick troons, there's a great title for the MANdy saga:

The grim adventures of Nicky and MANdy.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

In before Nick or Drex invokes Manti Te'o as a comparison.

Spoiler: Manti background

If you don't know, Manti was a pretty decent American college football player for Notre Dame. In 2012 he told press that his grandmother and gf had died on the same day but he would continue to play because he made a promise to his gf to continue on. The press ran with this story, no questions asked because they are the press, until one outlet received an anonymous email telling them to look further into it. They did the barest of digging and found out that Manti's gf never existed and was a prank of sorts done by someone Manti knew to Manti. The press kinda raked him over the coals because they fucked up.

The hoax worked because Manti was a young man, with no world experience, who moved from Hawaii to Indiana, went from. Mormon school to a Catholic college, and I believe this was his first romantic relationship. Nick has none of these excuses. Nick saw a pair of tits that were younger and bigger than his wife's and was sold.

 

[AnOminous]

Just wait for this weeks Kino Casino. PPP and Andy are going to have a field day. Between that and this Tuesday's MATI @elb is going to be busy for the first week of the new year.

Yeah unfortunately they'll fuck it up by getting half the facts wrong and then making shit up on top of that and then Balldo can say "can you believe the Kiwi Farms said [bla bla made up PPP shit]."

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Nick has none of these excuses. Nick saw a pair of tits that were younger and bigger than his wife's and was sold.

How anyone fell for this is fucking beyond me.

Oh sure, Ms-grainy-pictures, from my quirky piece of shit phone which is the hallmark of someone who is terminally online, is completely 100% real. She totally wouldn't replace it, but will send Nick Rekeita thousands of $. In stead she will just suffer with pictures that look like a black person deep fried on Twitter.

These people are fucking brain-dead. Completely gone. As for the person doing it, they're tapped - what in the world would possess you to fucking pretend to be a girl you knew from school for over a decade.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

Let’s hope Nick takes his lesson from his favourite parable, American Beauty.

Nick’s sermon tells us that Kevin Spacey’s character finds out the teenager he has been lusting after is a virgin, and not a whore like he pictured in his mind, he doesn’t go through with the deed, and ends up dead.

So now that Nick finds out that the Mandy he has been lusting after is a man, and not a skinny, geeky, mechanic whore like he pictured in his mind, he should still go through with the deed, he should not pull up, as that path leads to total destruction and death.

Go on, Nick. You could always play it off like all those other awkward stories that get blank looks of disgust from your panel, of the whole thing being, “just a funny joke, brother!” “So funny!” “It was just a goofy joke of two buddies balldo-ing each other!”.

Congrats on the Lolcow of the year to everyone in the thread, I hope in 2024 you all go on to make a million dollars.

 

[AnOminous]

What’s going to happen next? Nick can’t just ignore this or pretend it isn’t true, surely?

He's a cow. He could literally have the guy's cock balls deep in his throat and someone could point out he's sucking a cock and he'd manage to gargle out a lie around the cock. The only difference between him and Pat now is the child and the enjoy prison.

 

[Pomniman]

To commemorate last night's new queer's balldo drop:

Balldo's Wine (performed by Chuck and the Royal Suck & Fuck to the tune of Auld Lang Syne)
Should bald catfishes get you hard
And make you lose your mind
Should bald catfishes get you hard
And gays spike ball-do's wine

For ball-do's wine, my queer
For ball-do's wine
We'll fake a coup'la pictures yet
For ball-do's wine

(vocals recorded in a closet, where Nicki should've stayed)

 

[Faceless Whore]

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I tried to make the pic similar to the typical "I voted" stickers, yet more depressing and, counter-intuitively, repulsive.

We should add award stickers to the OPs of cows that win LOTY and the other categories.
ETA: And titles to users who win the Opsec Fail Award.

 

[No Scope]

First video of the new year by Bernie Garçon. ( Give a follow to this guy. His content is funny. )

Nick Rekieta knows Daniel​

Spoiler: Video

 

[S.C.U.D.]

In before Nick or Drex invokes Manti Te'o as a comparison.

Spoiler: Manti background

If you don't know, Manti was a pretty decent American college football player for Notre Dame. In 2012 he told press that his grandmother and gf had died on the same day but he would continue to play because he made a promise to his gf to continue on. The press ran with this story, no questions asked because they are the press, until one outlet received an anonymous email telling them to look further into it. They did the barest of digging and found out that Manti's gf never existed and was a prank of sorts done by someone Manti knew to Manti. The press kinda raked him over the coals because they fucked up.

The hoax worked because Manti was a young man, with no world experience, who moved from Hawaii to Indiana, went from. Mormon school to a Catholic college, and I believe this was his first romantic relationship. Nick has none of these excuses. Nick saw a pair of tits that were younger and bigger than his wife's and was sold.

Also Manti Te'o's fake GF was a man who later trooned out and Netflix did a special where they suck the troon's dick and tried to make excuses for a faggot who catfished a straight man trying to fuck him. It's really disgusting. It also changed Te'o for the worse for the rest of his career, he went from Heisman candidate to a completely forgettable player who never amounted to much until he quietly retired in 2021.

 

[ShitLurker]

So now that Nick finds out that the Mandy he has been lusting after is a man, and not a skinny, geeky, mechanic whore like he pictured in his mind, he should still go through with the deed, he should not pull up, as that path leads to total destruction and death.

People have become so retarded that the concept of a "girl that talks about her car like a cock compensation tool" doesn't inmediately go "something is fishy here".

I pretty much assume any "woman" in a male centric hobby or activity is a troon, a dude larping or very rarely a real women where 90% of the time it's some whore that wants attention and to subvert the hobby and the last 10% of those real women honestly enjoys it for what it is. This last one is called a fucking unicorn.