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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 330 31.9%

  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 523 50.5%

  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 182 17.6%
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curbside2 said:
There is nothing they could have done to appease Cole for long. He grew up spoiled and it did show as the days progressed. He was audibly looking for an exit as early as the physical competition with Brian. I think that when Ben sarcastically told him to pack his bags Cole realized that he could play dumb and confused about his exit. The reality is that he's a spoiled upper middle class kid that didn't like not being in control. He felt he had become the star and wanted to call the shots. The MDE fan meet aspect had worn off and he showed his true colors. Cole is a thin skinned fag and his current fan posse are his cucks.

Edit: To add to this. For hours leading up to leaving he kept complaining that he wanted to go outside.
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Has there even been any confirmation that Cole's family is actually rich? To me it seems like Brian gaslit Cole and the entire rest of the tank into believing that Cole was Mansa Musa compared to the other fish just to garner sympathy for himself, and Cole either believed it or was too autistic to argue against it. When I was in school the affluent hipster kids used to always be the first ones to give shit to the upper-middle class kids for being "rich" shitheads, even though the truth was that they just had two parents who made decent salaries that can guarantee a cozy but not lavish lifestyle. For all I know I could've missed something where Cole confirms his parents are both multi-millionaires, but all I ever heard was Brian bitching about being poor and Cole nodding his head.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Brian was a rich kid larping as a desolate working class penny-pincher, he acts like a rich kid's idea of a poor kid and doesn't seem to understand what actual poverty is despite his constant insistence that it's his life. Think about it, he fucked up a job at a law firm - poor kids don't even get those kinds of opportunities to begin with. He is somehow able to live alone in what he claims is an empty apartment, but I've never known any impoverished people who could afford to live in their own apartments. He constantly waxes philosophical on beat literature (Dharma Bums, Hunter Thompson, J.D. Salinger, Kerouac - this is essential reading for hipster college kids when they pretend to be poor). And the biggest giveaway is that he can't stop fucking reminding everyone that he is, in fact, impoverished. He wears it like a luxury item. I bet the kid has a trust fund.
 
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unclejeb1861 said:
Delaney has been formally disavowed by her Elvis Depressedly bandmate (who himself also has been cancelled in recent years)

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I can't even figure out what he was cancelled for since he's such a titanic nobody. He just spams out lame twitter jokes all day every day and whines about the alt-right to like 4 likes. This is the only tweet he's ever made with any amount of engagment and it's just him getting really angry at people telling him he's mad. Pretty embarassing for a fag who put Punk in his name

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Cole's family has money. He also happens to be from bumfuck nowhere where that money is going to go a lot farther. I'd compare his lifestyle to a physician + stay at home parent household. Nothing too impressive.

As for Brian, most law offices aren't shit. People vastly overestimate what the average lawyer makes. Easy enough to get a bitch boy job, especially if you have a cousin or know somebody from synagogue.
 
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jaihoo said:
Has there even been any confirmation that Cole's family is actually rich? To me it seems like Brian gaslit Cole and the entire rest of the tank into believing that Cole was Mansa Musa compared to the other fish just to garner sympathy for himself, and Cole either believed it or was too autistic to argue against it. When I was in school the affluent hipster kids used to always be the first ones to give shit to the upper-middle class kids for being "rich" shitheads, even though the truth was that they just had two parents who made decent salaries that can guarantee a cozy but not lavish lifestyle. For all I know I could've missed something where Cole confirms his parents are both multi-millionaires, but all I ever heard was Brian bitching about being poor and Cole nodding his head.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Brian was a rich kid larping as a desolate working class penny-pincher, he acts like a rich kid's idea of a poor kid and doesn't seem to understand what actual poverty is despite his constant insistence that it's his life. Think about it, he fucked up a job at a law firm - poor kids don't even get those kinds of opportunities to begin with. He is somehow able to live alone in what he claims is an empty apartment, but I've never known any impoverished people who could afford to live in their own apartments. He constantly waxes philosophical on beat literature (Dharma Bums, Hunter Thompson, J.D. Salinger, Kerouac - this is essential reading for hipster college kids when they pretend to be poor). And the biggest giveaway is that he can't stop fucking reminding everyone that he is, in fact, impoverished. He wears it like a luxury item. I bet the kid has a trust fund.
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I really do think Brian is a massive poor fag but the production told him to play it up even more. Also he is probably hoping to get a MDE gig like what happened with Vance and Josie, but I honestly can't see any of the season 2 contestants doing it or even hanging out with each other outside the show.
 
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Low IQ Doctor said:
Cole's family has money. He also happens to be from bumfuck nowhere where that money is going to go a lot farther. I'd compare his lifestyle to a physician + stay at home parent household. Nothing too impressive.

As for Brian, most law offices aren't shit. People vastly overestimate what the average lawyer makes. Easy enough to get a bitch boy job, especially if you have a cousin or know somebody from synagogue.
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CK (Brian's ex) posted on twitter the other day that his parents paid off his college debt of 60k with cash so I don't think the poor boy Brian bit is entirely genuine but I don't doubt that he feels sorry for himself. A lot of self-pity in the house this season
 
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Gator Wrasslin Results

Nifty vs Duanye - Duanye won with what looked like little effort. Nifty didn't tap out to her credit.
Ben vs Delaney - Ben won extremely fast. Delaney made a good effort. Duanye remarked it looked like she fought with a lot of her ex-boyfriends.
Trish vs Tayleigh - Trish won
Ben vs Delaney 2 - Even more rapey than round 1. Ben won again.
Trish vs Ben - Ben won in 5 secs
TJ vs Jimmy - TJ beat Jimmy. Lasted much longer than every other match so far.
Trish vs Tayleigh 2 - Trish won even easier.
Shinji vs Taylor - Shinji put in very little effort and won easily. Shinji kept trying to avoid laying on top of her.
Shinji vs TJ - Shinji won hard. Masterful technique.
Brian vs Duanye - Duanye started strong, but Brian's buckbreaking instincts took over to win him the match.
Shinji vs Brian - SHINJI WINS. SAMURAI BLOOD REMAINS STRONG. WHITE BOYS IN SHAMBLES.
Shinji vs Trish - The out of breath Shinji immediately got on top of her

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They're did one more.

Jimmy vs Brian - Jimmy got hit on the nose. Over in 5 seconds.
 
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