Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

[Sparkling Yuzu]

You people drink something called "Squirt"???

I've never heard of it but there used to be little plastic bags of a kool-aid like drink called Lil Squirts in the Maritimes in Canada. Used to be popular to give out on Halloween but it was discontinued.

 

[Android raptor]

I wonder if the kids are even allowed to drink the Squirt? Wouldn't be surprised if it's just for Jill and Goblino.

The Turpin parents had tons of junkfood for their fat asses while they starved their kids. I'm going to assume anything with calories is for JillPm and Shrek until proven otherwise.

 

[TractorGirl]

I can just imagine FatFuckShrek sitting in his chair, food falling from his mouth as he’s shovelling it in, and the kids sneaking the scraps that lay around him. He can’t see them stealing it past his gut though.

 

[Chukipz]

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I'm so glad for Timothy and Heidi that they seem to legitimately love each other, and that Tim has enough support from Heidi's family that DEAREST MOMMA hasn't managed to fuck this one up.

More power to him.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

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Poor girl. This haircut is a whole mess.

This is such a catastrophe lmfao.
I think she was trying to go for some sort of mid 80's glam-rock shag look, but it came out horribly sloppy. Even the very front with the perms and curled bangs has many stray, hay like strands of runaway hairs

I didn't know squirt made a diet. Sodas gotten so damn expensive though its certainly not a staple around here. Ill fess to store brand flavored seltzer at half the price.

That said my God that pantry. That's so ...I can't even comprehend that for the number of people. Itd be odd and kinda bare for 4. Id wonder why expensive brand name sugar drinks over koolaid packets if it was poor friends I had growing up.

Where's the peanut butter? God knows thats always been a staple in poor houses I know. The spaghetti noodles and the sub par sauce for a quick but filling dinner. Where's the canned tomatoes and for that many kids even at today's thankfully off high prices some goddamn eggs to get affordable-ish protien. canned tuna is also a thing and when it goes on sale you get as many as you can. Where's the fucking frozen bulk veggies. Fuck your ice cream Jill. You got 5 fucking containers of ice cream and there's nothing like store brand pizza rolls or frozen pizza or cheap veg and frozen meat for cooking? . Nothing the kiddos can grab that may be unhealthy but at least is better than pure sugar?? I know I know you won't let your kids tough the fucking kitchen.

Mamas diet drawer has all the fresh veg and I bet the ice cream is all for the lard ass you married.

Give me my top hats I want to fucking steal those children away and feed them slow cooker chili, burgers, roast chicken with good veggies, pot roast, meatloaf, tuna melts, Mac and cheese, scrambled eggs and toast, and any other goddamn reasonable (ish) meal until they don't look like an early stage set of ana chans. In minecraft obviously.

You hit the nail on the head over every single point.

It is absolutely infuriating to see the very little amount of food that she has stocked (and as pthers have pointed out, this is her panty/fridge at its "best")

You can be dirt poor with a ton of mouths to feed and really stretch out your dollar if you must. Beans and rice are a complete protein and there should be several 20lb bags in that pantry. Dried lentils and pasta are cheap. You can get massive rolls of ground beef, eggs, canned tuna, and whatever cuts of meat or fresh produce is on sale at the grocery store that week. You can easily rotate a basic menu for the week just with those ingrediates (chili night, spaghetti night, skillet meals ala hamburger helper, tuna casarol, taco salad night etc) that breaks down to a buck or so per person. There is absolutely no excuse not to feed these kids.

Once again, why does it always seem to be the fem lowcows who take boast themselves up as the very image of mother/womanhood yet cannot do the most basic of "feminine" roles like cook and maintain the home?

 

[Dust & Bones]

I've never heard of it but there used to be little plastic bags of a kool-aid like drink called Lil Squirts in the Maritimes in Canada. Used to be popular to give out on Halloween but it was discontinued.

Sort of OT.
The flavor of Squirt is supposed to be Grapefruit soda. Of course as a fruit flavored bubbly drink it has less than 2% actual juice, lots of sugar and sodium but hey! NO caffeine!
Ruby Red Squirt claims to be a "naturally flavored citrus and berry" soda with red grapefruit, less than 2 % juice, appears to have less sodium but MORE sugars and CAFFEINATED for that extra energy boost!

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Sort of OT.
The flavor of Squirt is supposed to be Grapefruit soda. Of course as a fruit flavored bubbly drink it has less than 2% actual juice, lots of sugar and sodium but hey! NO caffeine!
Ruby Red Squirt claims to be a "naturally flavored citrus and berry" soda with red grapefruit, less than 2 % juice, appears to have less sodium but MORE sugars and CAFFEINATED for that extra energy boost!

Is it good? Someone corrected me, they were called Mini Sips not Mini Squirts.

 

[GreenHell]

And infuriating, especially since we know Jill has been reported to CPS and managed to dodge any consequences by leaving the state.

I revisited the blog post where Jill talked about that incident. Not only did she dodge any consequences by leaving the state, but she gloated that she was able to do so because Jesus protected her. She also blubbered that being reported to CPS for neglecting and starving her children was her personal "Battle for the Lord", and that people who want the Rodlets to have a proper meal, decent clothes, and a full night's sleep are Evil Lying Enemies of Jesus who just hate her and El Goblino for raising their brood Christian (comparing herself to missionaries who have been cursed and murdered in Africa for spreading the Word of God).

I hate Jill so much it's unreal.

 

[multiverse]

I revisited the blog post where Jill talked about that incident. Not only did she dodge any consequences by leaving the state, but she gloated that she was able to do so because Jesus protected her. She also blubbered that getting turned in for neglecting and starving her children was her personal "Battle for the Lord", and that people who want the Rodlets to have a proper meal, decent clothes, and a full night's sleep are Evil Lying Enemies of Jesus who only hate her and El Goblino for raising their brood Christian. (comparing herself to missionaries who have been cursed and murdered in Africa for spreading the Word of God).

I hate Jill so much it's unreal.

Who knew that West Virginia had better CPS than Ohio, a much larger and more populated state?

Jill probably embedded herself amongst the Amish purposefully, knowing that state officials largely back off of those counties to avoid lolsuits over religious freedom. She and Fat Dave want to be free to "encourage" their children to "fast" for days on end, or catch a beating and THEN be "permitted" to fast in penance.

Jill loves the children who offer to fast the most, which is why anorexic Nurie is Best Child. Tim had to be forced to fast, which makes him her most defiant child.

 

[Turtlebees]

Is it good? Someone corrected me, they were called Mini Sips not Mini Squirts.

Mini sips! All my school friends used to bring them for lunch and bite the corner to drink - the straws were for losers - and I considered it a real treat if I snagged one from them since my parents forbade sugar drinks.

Crap, it did not expect mini sip nostalgia from the farms.

And on topic - the photo comparison posted itt a page or so back of Phillip from pre college and now is enraging. How can these fat parents do this to their children and why do the older children put up with it? Is it brainwashing? Fear of disrespecting a parent's orders? That they're wrongly convinced their parents, who obviously eat well, are doing their very best but just can't afford to feed them? It's like they're stunted, afraid of the world, and none of them dare question anything.

Maybe Tim's experiences with Heidi's family will open some eyes but, sadly, I doubt it.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Mini sips! All my school friends used to bring them for lunch and bite the corner to drink - the straws were for losers - and I considered it a real treat if I snagged one from them since my parents forbade sugar drinks.

Crap, it did not expect mini sip nostalgia from the farms.

And on topic - the photo comparison posted itt a page or so back of Phillip from pre college and now is enraging. How can these fat parents do this to their children and why do the older children put up with it? Is it brainwashing? Fear of disrespecting a parent's orders? That they're wrongly convinced their parents, who obviously eat well, are doing their very best but just can't afford to feed them? It's like they're stunted, afraid of the world, and none of them dare question anything.

Maybe Tim's experiences with Heidi's family will open some eyes but, sadly, I doubt it.

I feel that people at Philip's Bible college have taken it upon themselves to fatten him up a little, and Heidi's parents aren't fanatics like Jill and Shrek, and will help him break away from his parents.

The ones I feel sorry for are the kids still at home, I feel Jill (and to some extent Shrek) will be much more careful in who they allow Renee,Tessie, Samuel, and Gabriel to court.
No spouses with an ounce of backbone will be allowed, Jill's learned from Heidi and her family.

 

[Dust & Bones]

Is it good? Someone corrected me, they were called Mini Sips not Mini Squirts.

Never heard of "Mini Sips". Personally I really liked the regular Squirt, particularly as a mixer in alcoholic beverages. I would salt the glass rim and use tequila and Squirt in my own twist of a "Salty Dog" (grapefruit juice with gin or vodka).

I have such high hopes for Tim and Heidi! I used to think Tim was a drip after his first taste of a girlfriend, but stayed home for Best Mama. Now I think he's been thoughtfully biding his time- "Still waters run deep". Possibly the real eye opener is his non-religion centered job and seeing genuine joy in other peoples lives?

Phillip- The expression on his face says to me as he's gazing around the room, "THIS is how we've been living? Why didn't I see it before?" He seems more aware. I truly hope he isn't removed from school because of it.

 

[GreenHell]

Jill probably embedded herself amongst the Amish purposefully, knowing that state officials largely back off of those counties to avoid lolsuits over religious freedom.

I doubt Jill's that smart; despite her near-fetishistic proclamations of love for the Amish, she doesn't know shit about them beyond surface-level observations (and she doesn't even get that right). She can't distinguish them from other anabaptists (she once claimed that the construction crew they'd hired to work on the Barndominium was "Amish" based on their garb, despite the men using power tools), and regularly photographs people she thinks are Amish (which is taboo for all anabaptists).
The odds of her knowing about the high rate of child abuse amongst the Amish, or state officials being lax about it, are slim to none.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Wasn’t there some rabbi a long time ago who said you shouldn’t parade your saintliness in public?
I wonder if Jill has ever heard of him?

That's kind of what Jesus meant.

Matthew 6:6: But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

The idea is that if you act to please others, you will be rewarded by others who see you. They will think you're better people or you'll be socially accepted. That's cool, but that's it. When it isn't demonstrative and you act in earnest, when you're alone, God rewards you accordingly.

 

[Free the Pedos]

That's kind of what Jesus meant.

Matthew 6:6: But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

The idea is that if you act to please others, you will be rewarded by others who see you. They will think you're better people or you'll be socially accepted. That's cool, but that's it. When it isn't demonstrative and you act in earnest, when you're alone, God rewards you accordingly.

That was the joke.

 

[LonesomeDud]

That was the joke.

I wonder if Jill thinks much about her internal life and how that will be rewarded.

 

[sorrycharlie]

When it isn't demonstrative and you act in earnest, when you're alone, God rewards you accordingly.

Is it truly “in earnest” if it’s driven by a desire for reward, earthly or otherwise?

God grant me the serenity not to a-log this nightmare of a woman and her fat, useless husband.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Is it truly “in earnest” if it’s driven by a desire for reward, earthly or otherwise?


God grant me the serenity not to a-log this nightmare of a woman and her fat, useless husband.

Take breaks from the thread, I get the same way with Kelly Lenza.

 

[Blerg]

Shreks mom visited for a week and took the brood to Golden Corral. She does not look pleased.

Another (holi)day, another effort to dim Tessie’s light. Out of all the girls, why give her those awful 90s overgrown bangs?Renee is looking pretty downplayed, too.

Those three youngest girls look like copies of copies. The older of the three doesn’t look healthy, but kind of fine. The next two are decreasing in health and normalcy. I know the youngest is a Plexus victim, but all three look like something is actually wrong with them. I’m wondering what Jillpm did to cause these unique characteristics in her younger three.

The Rod girls’ looks seem to come in matching waves. Nurie, Renee, Kaylee; Tessie and the two dark ones; the last ones; they all look the same as the others in their group of three. It’s kind of fascinating. The boys are all over the place, God only knows. But it’s pretty distinct in the girls.

Edited to sound less like the child-mocking bitch I definitely am probably not.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Is it truly “in earnest” if it’s driven by a desire for reward, earthly or otherwise?


God grant me the serenity not to a-log this nightmare of a woman and her fat, useless husband.

Yes, I think you can want to be rewarded and not want to suffer and martyr and grind all the time and still be a good person. When I say I love God, that also means wanting to please Him in part because I want His favor. It doesn't mean someone exclusively acts for the purpose of their self-interest, though Jill probably means more that way.