Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
It is just obvious now that Nick always wanted the sexually promiscuous goth gamer girl that he had fantasy about in high school. He never wanted to be with a girly, uppity, white, Christian suburban woman like Kayla. He wants that big titty bisexual goth waifu who plays Warhammer 40k with him and is open to engaging in three ways with him and another woman. I just want Nick and other men to know that that woman does not exist nor will she ever exist. You are all destroying your lives for a fantasy that will never come true. Either come to terms with the fact that your dream girl does not exist or continue to be a laughingstock for us here on the Farms.
Did he actually mention that his wife was "blown out" by having their kids? Cause I'm watching the MATI lead-ups to this event, and that bit was nuts. It explains quite a few things about this incident actually, and it also peaked my morbid curiosity...

If you happen to be a well-endowed gentleman, does your size protect you against a mom's "hotdog down a hallway" syndrome?
 
Not publicly, but he just checked into LOCALS and disables the chat history where all the speculation occurred.
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That is very rare for him to wipe the chat history like that, correct? I don't recall reading about him doing that very often on the thread.

He thirsted after a stranger online, which is always embarassing. Him being a married man is what made it pathetic.

The stranger actually being a dude is what makes it hilarious.
Not just thirsted, but weeks after MANdy added Nick on Discord, Nick was giving "her" the hard sell while live on stream to thousands of people about meeting in person at Matsuri, and talking about how he would have to "prep Lady Rackets" and tell her if "Mandy" was going to be there.

As I said before, every single troon and catfish fetishists all try craft the "perfect woman". This woman is always:
1. Bisexual.
2. A gamer.
3. Has male interests.
4. Exotic.
5. A goth.
6. A former stripper or prostitute.

It is just obvious now that Nick always wanted the sexually promiscuous goth gamer girl that he had fantasy about in high school. He never wanted to be with a girly, uppity, white, Christian suburban woman like Kayla. He wants that big titty bisexual goth waifu who plays Warhammer 40k with him and is open to engaging in three ways with him and another woman. I just want Nick and other men to know that that woman does not exist nor will she ever exist. You are all destroying your lives for a fantasy that will never come true. Either come to terms with the fact that your dream girl does not exist or continue to be a laughingstock for us here on the Farms.
Nick accidentally gave the game away about how easy a mark he was for MANdy a couple days ago when he responded to the superchatter calling him lucky for having a long marriage by saying that a lucky man would have a wife who wanted to sign a prenup and suck his dick 700 times a year or whatever. Imagine being his wife for nearly 20 years who has five kids with the guy and seeing him drunkenly slur that. He's a gross coomer and he has a less mature perspective on relationships than someone a third of his age.

The funny thing about reviewing all of MANdy's comments in the YouTube live chat is to see how Buffalo Dan changed her background over time. Of the course of 2021, "Mandy" varied between being a current and former Hooter's waitress before eventually landing on "former" and turning into a mechanic. In other words, the Hooter's waitress thing must have played well with the TF2 people, but Dan eventually decided that "girl mechanic" would play better with Rekieta and/or his fanbase.

As @Himedall All-seeing Waifu said earlier, it is possible that we're looking at a stepfather when looking at Randy Smith. Whoever he is, Dan definitely knows Randy, because he posted a reply on his In memoriam page under the Daniel Harris name, and then (as "Mandy") relied on a picture of Randy Smith lying in a hospital bed in Nick's Locals.
Correct, the obituary lists Daniel P. Harris as well has his brother Joseph as the "son" of Randy Smith, meaning Randy was either his father or stepfather. If the latter, they may not have bothered with the "step" distinction.

In terms of the posting on the memorial page, Dan Harris is a common enough name that it theoretically might not be him posting that. There's nothing in the posting that made it 100% clear that it was him, so I didn't include it in the post for that reason.
 
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He wants that big titty bisexual goth waifu who plays Warhammer 40k with him and is open to engaging in three ways with him and another woman. I just want Nick and other men to know that that woman does not exist nor will she ever exist. You are all destroying your lives for a fantasy that will never come true.
I strongly disagree. I'm currently dating almost exactly the woman you described. You wouldn't know her, though. She goes to a different school.

Even if that lady does exist, what are the odds she'd like the guy dreaming of her? What are the odds she isn't fucking batshit insane?

Also, movies lied about threesomes. And casual hookups. Don't waste your time.
 
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Decided to check out Locals before the first 'sober stream' of the month.

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Nick definitely didn't have a stream a few weeks back regarding December being such a terrible month. Maybe he went to Hedonism II to meet up with Energii King to get some 'relaxation' time in.
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Ah yeah he will most definitely be sticking to the promise of no drinking for the month.
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Nick was not catfished guys. Not at all. Trust the plan.
 
I believe the 'sign' picture was him.

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I’m sorry but these revelations have turned this into the creepiest non-nude I’ve ever seen online. Buffalo Dan is fat with greasy hair and bad skin. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a registered sex offender or just hasn’t gotten caught yet. Anyone capable of keeping up this sick charade for 15 years is capable of all kinds of twisted shit.
 
One thing I still have a question about re: MANdy. Is Daniel actually a tranny, or is it just some side fetish he LARPs doing online? Given the digital fingerprint on 'Mandy' goes back all the way to at least 2008 (so it might be even older), that is well before transmania started so this guy would be almost a pioneer. If Daniel is a troon, it's unusual he doesn't have much of an online presence for this, as exhibitionism is almost a universal tranny trait.
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Right now this is the best shot we have of Daniel. Just looks like a dude with long hair.
Buffalo Dan appears to have male pattern baldness, and judging by the little animay he drew, a terminal case of faggotry.

I pronounce "Buffalo" Dan Harris and Nicholas Robert Rekieta gaylolcow and gayer lolcow. If anyone objects, speak up now or forever hold your peace.
 
I see Nick's adopted the old Gunt ploy of just streaming a half hour later

Only way it could be funnier would be if MANdy actually was Razorfist (that nigga does wear eyeliner coupled with his long hair) but unfortunately the states they are at don't check out, very sad.
In the infinite multiverse, there has to be at least one reality where it's actually him. It's just too funny.
 
Decided to check out Locals before the first 'sober stream' of the month.

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Nick definitely didn't have a stream a few weeks back regarding December being such a terrible month. Maybe he went to Hedonism II to meet up with Energii King to get some 'relaxation' time in.
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Ah yeah he will most definitely be sticking to the promise of no drinking for the month.
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Nick was not catfished guys. Not at all. Trust the plan.
I don't have a problem with him drinking off camera. DTs can kill people who drink like Nick does. Not drinking while streaming keeps the intent while not endangering his health if he is sincere about it.
 
I’m sorry but these revelations have turned this into the creepiest non-nude I’ve ever seen online. Buffalo Dan is fat with greasy hair and bad skin.
There's also this POV photo Dan posted of himself watching Rekieta while surrounded by liquor bottles and whatever is on the right side of the photo.

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I'm somewhat glad the photo isn't a little bit higher resolution out of fear of seeing splatter on the monitor from when Nick was slurring about how he'd fuck Mandy.

Nick was not catfished guys. Not at all. Trust the plan.
In case you didn't notice his hiding the old Locals chat, the way you can tell he's super pissed is that he didn't say that he hopes everyone on his thread makes a trillion dollars.
 
There is no reason to believe that photo is Buffalo Dan. Looks like some brown he paid to take the photo.

Are weirdo shutins like Dan really going to involve third parties in such a long running and almost certainly very private dirty little secret? No reason to believe it isn't him unless there is actual proof to the contrary.
 
Special forces Spectree weighs in to laugh and chase clout:
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Spectre criticizing ANYONE on how its pathetic to form parasocial relationships online rather than real life is the funniest thing about this. Even in the midst of all the retardation going on, he still manages to be the biggest retard in view. He's got to be addicted to being hateable at this point.
 
I dunno how many of you are following the voting thread, but Null shared this funny the other day:

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Mind you, this was many hours before @Balldo's Gate made the featured post. When Rekieta had a slight lead. If this was how they reacted then, they must have had a fucking coronary after that dropped.

Did he actually mention that his wife was "blown out" by having their kids?
You must be like the 6th or 7th person to ask that question now.

Given the breath of the thread, it's not your fault though.

Yes. He did. More specifically, he said Kayla's body was "destroyed." See this post where I provide a transcript.

The OP really needs to be updated with all the pertinent bullet points. Including that. The page count of the thread is just too damn high now. We're gonna surpass 3000 pages this month for sure.

In case you didn't notice his hiding the old Locals chat, the way you can tell he's super pissed is that he didn't say that he hopes everyone on his thread makes a trillion dollars.
Wait, I thought he did that when he was especially pissed?

God, this is so confusing. I don't speak coomer retard.
 
He is the best type of lolcow, self-destructive, stubborn, doubles down and best of all, he does it all by himself, there is no outside interference.
And to think he could have saved at least a modicum of self-respect by just not involving himself in the Vic Mignogna shit. Vic's disastrous court failures just dragged everyone related to them down the tubes.
 
There's also this POV photo Dan posted of himself watching Rekieta while surrounded by liquor bottles and whatever is on the right side of the photo.
Two bottles of Jagermeister and what looks like a tub of wet wipes. I can only imagine what a swab of that keyboard would reveal.
 
There's also this POV photo Dan posted of himself watching Rekieta while surrounded by liquor bottles and whatever is on the right side of the photo.

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I'm somewhat glad the photo isn't a little bit higher resolution out of fear of seeing splatter on the monitor from when Nick was slurring about how he'd fuck Mandy.


In case you didn't notice his hiding the old Locals chat, the way you can tell he's super pissed is that he didn't say that he hopes everyone on his thread makes a trillion dollars.
Anyone know what this is?
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Brand specifically. Looks like wet wipes. Trying to figure out if there's something useful there, like it being some sort of generic that would tie it back to some regional grocery chain.
 
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whatever is on the right side of the photo.
That looks like a container of armor all wipes for like cleaning the dashboard and shit in your car. Jaeger and Armorall wipes just two things totally real uwu girls keep on their desks.
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Balldoman is so ODD he would never post his totally real proof that MANdy is actually a woman just to own the karen farmers. That would make him look like such a little bitch he just couldn't bring himself to do it.
 
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