Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.0%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.6%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.7%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.6%
  • Total voters
    350
Someone made an SD Lora and an SDXL Lora for Nick Rekieta (basically an addon for AI image generation to generate Nick Rekeita).
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Fapcop said:
Oh? Go on…
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There's really not much more to say in my case other than the fact he tried really hard to convince me Ralph was a fine upstanding guy, or at least not worth being taken to task for his behavior. Even as Ralph was trying to fuck over Null's merchandizing because he was furious as KF laughing at the sex tape, and a stupid corn joke.

It wasn't until much later, when Nick guffawed at the shart, and Ralph lost his shit (pun not intended), that he dawned on him Ralph is indeed a bastard. Because then Ralph was being a bastard to Nick.

Mine is an old example now though, and undoubtedly not the best example. He wasn't completely off the rails yet. I think the DMs PC shared are a better glimpse for people to see how he works.

Suffice it to say, when PC posted her DM's with Rekieta, I instantly recognized what what he was trying to do there. Same with how Null described his text conversations with Rekieta. In each case, he wanted his own narrative to supplant reality.

As others have also stated, that's the Nick way.

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They don't really have re-watch/listenability though.
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Exactly. They're good in the moment. The subject matter is dated.

Edit: Elaboration.
 
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The later Rittenhouse streams took him mainstream. The panel was pretty good, but mostly that trial was deeply streamable. The major players all seemed straight from central casting (nasty big city prosecutor, aw-shucks judge, home town defence lawyers, innocent defendant . . . ) and it had a huge pay-off at the end. And then it of course had a massive political hook.
 
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Captain Manning said:
There's really not much more to say in my case other than the fact he tried really hard to convince me Ralph was a fine upstanding guy, or at least not worth being taken to task for his behavior. Even as Ralph was trying to fuck over Null's merchandizing because he was furious as KF laughing at the sex tape, and a stupid corn joke.

It wasn't until much later, when Nick guffawed at the shart, and Ralph lost his shit (pun not intended), that he dawned on him Ralph is indeed a bastard. Because then Ralph was being a bastard to Nick.

Suffice it to say, when PC posted her DM's with Rekieta, I recognized what what he was trying to do there. Same with how Null described his text conversations with Rekieta. In each case, he wanted his own narrative to supplant reality.

As others have also stated, that's the Nick way.
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Well, yeah, it's what every lolcow does in the moment, they want some kind of narrative that makes them look like the good guy and everyone else the bad guy. The difference between here and American Beauty is that Nick's loveless marriage where they are fucking other people hasn't reached a conclusion, he's still in denial of being gay, his kids are mostly left out of it (as they should be), his bag boy friend Coomalot should probably be discarded and whether or not he's found the Nazi neighbor that wants to fuck him in the ass, he's not "just a guy" because Nick hasn't held up his end of the bargain of this story by becoming obsessed with lifting weights in his garage. That should be his new goal for 2024 if he's going to act like a degenerate faggot.

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Exactly. They're good in the moment. The subject matter is dated.
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Start lifting, Nick. Just like your hero, Kevin Spacey. You're both "just guys", right?
 
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4090 Chad said:
I could have swore he has also stated he has family from Louisiana, which is where MANdy is originally from.

I wonder if there is a potential deeper connection
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I don't recall Nick ever mentioning Louisiana, but maybe he did at some point. There's thousands of hours of Nick content at this point.

The connection between Rekieta and MANdy is simple:

MANdy is a catfish. Nick is a drunken degenerate alcoholic idiot who is susceptible to being catfished. I don't know why there would be any deeper connection
 
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Happy New Year everybody! I'm finally at home and able share the final results of Nick's stream count for 2022 to 2023!

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I just want to say that it's incredible to me that Nick just barely managed to get his total streams this year to surpass last year's night shows alone. Still, that's 19 fewer Night shows overall, and 55 fewer daytime shows overall. I suppose if the cope is that the only thing that counts for the contract is the Night shows then it's not the worst thing, but 19 is still a lot of shows to miss in a year you aren't banned from YouTube.
 
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I know it’s been said many times before, but he looks really unhealthy. His hair is greasy and unkempt, his eyes are all sunken in but puffy around the edges, his face and neck still look kinda red. If this was the first video I ever saw of him, I would think he was in his 50s, not his 40s, and if someone told me he was in his 40s, I would then guess that he was severely sleep-deprived. Alcohol has really done a number on Rackets.
 
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As someone who's always held deep contempt for Rekieta, it's still brutally uncomfortable watching him wither away like this.

Montagraph is roughly 60 years old; does anybody believe Nick will make it to 60 years old at this rate? What kind of father will those youngest ones have when they reach 18 years old? Nick looks like he's aged decades in a year and a half. A real decade is going to look like a century of bodily dilapidation.
 
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I would love to do a tally of the amount of booze he's indulged in on stream. I think we'll come to some terrifying numbers.
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Not only that, but how much does he consume off-stream where no one can see? I don’t know if Nick is at the level of alcoholism Ralph used to be at, but it’s pretty bad regardless.

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As someone who's always held deep contempt for Rekieta, it's still brutally uncomfortable watching him wither away like this.

Montagraph is roughly 60 years old; does anybody believe Nick will make it to 60 years old at this rate? What kind of father will those youngest ones have when they reach 18 years old? Nick looks like he's aged decades in a year and a half. A real decade is going to look like a century of bodily dilapidation.
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He’s talked about how having five kids has “destroyed” his wife’s body (which is really gross to say that about the mother of your children and is such an indictment against him and his quality as a father and a husband), but how much is alcohol destroying his body? But of course, Nick doesn’t stop to think about that, and I doubt he’s even capable of thinking that critically anymore.
 
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Not only that, but how much does he consume off-stream where no one can see? I don’t know if Nick is at the level of alcoholism Ralph used to be at, but it’s pretty bad regardless.
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Absolutely, and this can be done by comparing the liquid levels.
This is called unbounded autism. We must analyse the alcohol consumption of Balldo.
 
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