Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
It's pretty coherent. He thinks this is all retarded as fuck.

Pretty consistent take for a boomer
I don't disagree with him, at the end of the day most of it is pretty petty and hyper-focusing on the conduct of one or two people is strange in the context of the whole universe of things going on that we could be spending our time and effort on.

But... the irony of the person saying this being in the midst of watching some political bickering and then having the nerve to chastise another group of people doing the meta version of that is pretty rich.
 
You weren't kidding. Tip your yarmulke and let some of the steam escape before your head explodes, my desert-dwelling nigga.


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It's quite the rant. Pretty unhinged and barely coherent. I guess the take-away is that you Internet sleuths will never find true happiness in gossiping about Nick Rekieta so you might as well pack it up and do something more worthwhile with your lives. If we take a page out of this Semite's playbook, I suppose you'd feel happier and more fulfilled if you spent your time... raging at a Youtube chat? He certainly seems like the model picture of bliss and content, it's just hidden behind all the seething.

I also learned that catfish is not Kosher. Thank you, mr. Jew, very cool.
Joe was always a top grade slobber knobber. People mostly think it was Andrew but Joe was ready to gargle Balldo.
If you think this is unhinged, there was a stream that had to be over a year ago. Joe was super drunk over praising Nick to such an extent even he was getting creeped out.
 
turning on "mandy" could create an enemy for life. the guy is so messed up in the head, he might become an obsessed and malicious stalker, he might fuck with rekeita for years to come. that's not something you want in your life. and if "mandy" really has compromising material on nick like people here have been speculating (dick pics or thirsty DMs) then that would make this prospect even scarier.
really ugly situation overall, a dilemma with no obvious right answer.
Negative. You cut the guy off and deal with the consequences. If anything comes of it address it in the legal system.
Also, fuck Nick Rekieta.
I have a feeling Daniel already did that at Anime Matsuri.
Good logic melting down about the ManD drama
Noseguard harder you fucking kike.
Just read the post I take back my skepticism and marvel at God's sense of humor.
Welcome to the thread newfriend. I'll do my best to get you up to speed with the Giga Cow that is Nick Rekieta. The first part of the mandy debunk is equally impressive.

This youtube channel has some of Rekieta's Greatest Hits. Highly recommended and guaranteed LOLz.

Holy shit is this thread hard to keep up with. Took me all night to catch up.
 
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It would be helpful to see what and who he's replying to, but one possible interpretation of this is that he's tacitly admitting that he got tricked, but is doing the whole "but it wasn't catfishing!" thing.

Either way, this a really fucking strange cope from the Balldo Brigade. Himedall posted caps of other people doing it. I posted the definition of catfishing earlier, and it's not as narrow as they seem to wish it were.
 
Good logic melting down about the ManD drama rn
He doesn't care about drama, thinks it is unhealthy, etc. I'm sorry? You are a Youtuber on the Internet. It's in your fucking biology. People comment on things as they see it come up. Calling speculation within an Internet community unhealthy is a bit wild. I take on board some of what he is saying here, because I don't think it entirely comes from a dumb place, but seems rather bothered for someone who supposedly doesn't care.
5 minutes into his stream and he is already getting hit with MANdy chats. Our boy looking nervous. Those Trump bucks got him sober!
In the unlikely event Nick somehow doesn't address any of this publicly then I guess he can no longer say the community compels him to do anything. He could actually learn something from this experience!

Maybe he'll learn also not everyone has to kowtow to him or his following, either? Eric can just make comics and Nick can just do whatever it is he is doing? Eric can shut up also and stop giving his haters ammunition? Press X to doubt? These streamers don't get it.

The benefit of coming to something like the Farms, specifically, is that here is where we can comment on what we see as we see it all in one place. Rather than wait for permission from a community or people like Joe who think they're somehow above the whole of internet culture.

Conversely, don't try to get permission or bargain with the community using emotions to try to plea you're sidesteping controversy because it never works like this. The Internet is not something that can be wrangled and whether Joe likes it or not, thanks to his screenshare oops, he is at the epicenter of the topic of the moment. It'll pass soon though and they'll all find something else on the Internet to fuck up.

But if he really doesn't like drama, why keep courting someone like Nick on his show and share his mods? People like Emily Baker have figured out what the Lawtube community actually was and doesn't bother with "The Grift". Hell, even Legal Bytes isolated their own channel.

My TOR loads the last browsed page which was here.


Just read the post I take back my skepticism and marvel at God's sense of humor.
Welcome back, comrade!
 
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Hell, even Legal Bytes isolated their own channel.
Off topic but my favorite part of the LegalBytes drama was Barnes insinuating that her husband used his connections as an Air Force psyops operative to plant her in the LawTube community and control the narrative on legal developments. Homie’s got a little bit of meth in those cigars.
 
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Edit: wanna clarify that I just grabbed this from somewhere and I don't know who the "him" that cgoody is referring to here. Nick's community has so many thirsty men to know for sure. From what I learned from lurking, even during the vic era days of discord, there are many nick fans who creep on the women in nick's discord once they find out it's a woman. locals is probably even worse in this regard and if the catfishes are hunting, it's the best hunting ground.

Edit2: according to captain manning, this pic is from the first time cgoody got catfished. mandy is the 2nd catfish to catfish cgoody.
 
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Someone refresh my memory. When did Nick have his "worst day?" I'm wondering if there is some sort of commonality. Maybe Lady Rackets discovered he was sending "Mandy" dick pictures and/or was cheating on her emotionally with "Mandy."
There were two "worst days" I think, the first was in early June or the end of May 2022, the second was a month later at the start of July.

Joe was always a top grade slobber knobber. People mostly think it was Andrew but Joe was ready to gargle Balldo.
If you think this is unhinged, there was a stream that had to be over a year ago. Joe was super drunk over praising Nick to such an extent even he was getting creeped out.
Joe loved drama a year ago when it was the Legal Bytes stuff that was good for his channel.

Joe seems to be malding because based on the current results, 2022's meal ticket for anyone in "LawTube" looks like he's about to be crowned 2023 Lolcow of the Year. Joe foolishly decided to tie his channel to Rekieta's right as Rekieta was losing the plot because he couldn't handle all the attention he was getting online from smoking hot babes like MANdy K.

At least Andrew had the self-respect to drop Rekieta after he had the trainwreck that was the Eric July stream.

5 minutes into his stream and he is already getting hit with MANdy chats. Our boy looking nervous. Those Trump bucks got him sober!
I actually didn't agree with @Captain Manning saying the right approach would be for Nick to hold his hands up and admit Buffalo Dan got one over on him, but I think I have to change my mind. That's much better damage control than whatever this is, he's clearly seething by the end of this clip.

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Well, well, well. Sober streams are hard m'kay.
What the fuck is the point of an hour long Rekieta stream? He spends about 30-40 minutes whining about his day and then introducing the topics.
 
Off topic but my favorite part of the LegalBytes drama was Barnes insinuating that her husband used his connections as an Air Force psyops operative to plant her in the LawTube community and control the narrative on legal developments. Homie’s got a little bit of meth in those cigars.
During a jury discussion, every time he spoke kept mentioning "Wasp Cultured Yankee Women".
Any time someone would end a sentence he would mention it. Was getting to a point where someone needed to hit him with a broom to restart his CPU.
 
It would be helpful to see what and who he's replying to, but one possible interpretation of this is that he's tacitly admitting that he got tricked, but is doing the whole "but it wasn't catfishing!" thing.

Either way, this a really fucking strange cope from the Balldo Brigade. Himedall posted caps of other people doing it. I posted the definition of catfishing earlier, and it's not as narrow as they seem to wish it were.

Sorry, I didn’t catch the entire exchange. Whatever Zachary said previous was further up chat that it didn’t scroll back on my phone. The comment GCoody said to him before the comment I posted was, “you seem to fundamentally misunderstand catfishing”. Then. without Zachary having replied to that, CGoody followed it up with the longer explanation of catfishing that I posted.
 
Off topic but my favorite part of the LegalBytes drama was Barnes insinuating that her husband used his connections as an Air Force psyops operative to plant her in the LawTube community and control the narrative on legal developments. Homie’s got a little bit of meth in those cigars.
Barnes lost me with how heated he got during the Jack Murphy situation. Dude went on the offensive
 
What the fuck is the point of an hour long Rekieta stream? He spends about 30-40 minutes whining about his day and then introducing the topics.
From the bit I watched, he was pretty quick to get into the show. No Rumble, oddly. I've no idea what would limit a show at 10pm, in the middle of nowhere. We know it's not something in the AM since he routinely drinks late into the night to drive his kids.
 
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