Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Seafarer]

Ironically yes. At some point last year, Nick explained how Jesus in the Sermon the Mount was actually encouraging married people to flirt with others outside their marriage. That the behavior was completely acceptable in christianity.

I suspect for Nick "monogomy" only covers vag petentration by an unwrapped biological man's human penis of a biological woman's vagina. Gay sex is specifically not sex. Toys don't count either.

>Misinterpreting Bible verses to support sexual degeneracy.

Holy shit is Nick Rekieta part of The Family International cult? He’d fit right in with David “The Human Penis” Berg.

Nah, being part of a cult would take commitment and Nick is too much of a “cool guy” for that.

 

[Captain Manning]

In fairness to Shannon here, he may not be following the drama that closely, or just may not care that much.

Not everyone shares the same level of passion for every lolcow.

Nah, that's bullshit. Following KF was in his job description when he was Ralph's chief capo and bitch. He might not post, but I bet you anything he still reads regularly.

Gator has a fencepost firmly up his ass here because he doesn't wanna piss off Rackets OR Metokur. The dig against Ralph was for the benefit of Metokur, and the "Nick can take a joke" line was for the benefit of Nick.

@Hal is right. His tweet is lame. At least Flemenco took a position. Retarded though it was.

Businesses would never put up with that as a custom here, because any time you didn't call back a black person or anyone whose race would be visible on a photograph, they'd already have established one element of a discrimination claim, i.e. you knew what race they were when you made the decision not to call them back.

Yeah, I was told the same thing when I was in school. Pictures on resumes are a no-no here in the U.S.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Branca has the Jersey tough guy act, those guys literally are the biggest faggots on the planet. I’m more entertained by his drunken ranting of calling women like Chrissie Mayer a whore and her boyfriend a limp dicked faggot.

Branca when sauced is angry and bitter. He’s almost incel-tier with how he copes about getting a younger model (the younger model is like 40, fat, and likes Disney) after getting divorced. Playing armchair psychologist on him is fun.

The only good guests Nick had on were Sean and Gosney. Gosney just seemed like a cool guy. Joe is very much dependent on when he stops being fake and calls Kurt a faggot with bitch tits for tipping his fedora.

I just think his first marriage damaged him and he never recovered. He's still seething at all women despite getting a 2nd marriage and he's probably paranoid about his current 2nd wife too. You've seen how he acts all alpha on stream but the moment his wife opens the door and asks him to keep it quiet he goes all meek. Can definitely see him shooting his wife and then himself if he ever finds out she's cheating.

 

[Strix454]

Holy shit is Nick Rekieta part of The Family International cult? He’d fit right in with David “The Human Penis” Berg.

No. Nick is his own kind of Christian with his own self-invented form of it.

Among other things, he believes that Jesus was just a man. He also believes that grace is a license that allows Christians to openly sin without any limits whatsoever. The gospel of Nick is that since all is forgiven, people are free to do whatever they want.

He has alot more unconventional views about christianity. Among others was his opinion that the church needs to get more onlyfans moms involved in religion and that any christian who thinks that there is something wrong with doing onlyfans is a "monster".

My opinion is that Nick is at best currently an agnostic on his way to atheism. That his attempts at twisting parts of the bible around are just there to gaslight the people around him who are not ready to leave christianity. Especially his wife.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Yeah, I was told the same thing when I was in school. Pictures on resumes are a no-no here in the U.S.

I'm in western Canada, and I also have never had to attach my photo to my resume.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I just think his first marriage damaged him and he never recovered. He's still seething at all women despite getting a 2nd marriage and he's probably paranoid about his current 2nd wife too. You've seen how he acts all alpha on stream but the moment his wife opens the door and asks him to keep it quiet he goes all meek. Can definitely see him shooting his wife and then himself if he ever finds out she's cheating.

It beggars belief that Branca thinks his internet tough guy act is fooling anyone with a brain. I’m in the market for a thread on him if anyone hates themselves enough to make a Branca OP.

My kingdom for a lolcow edition of Big Brother with Boogie, Nick, Ralph, Branca, PPP, Warski and Sammie Bushart.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

As I said before, every single troon and catfish fetishists all try to craft the "perfect woman". This woman is always:
1. Bisexual.
2. A gamer.
3. Has male interests.
4. Exotic.
5. A goth.
6. A former stripper or prostitute.

It is obvious now that Nick always wanted the sexually promiscuous goth gamer girl that he had fantasy about in high school. He never wanted to be with a girly, uppity, white, Christian suburban woman like Kayla. He wants that big titty bisexual goth waifu who plays Warhammer 40k with him and is open to engaging in three ways with him and another woman. I just want Nick and other men to know that that woman does not exist nor will she ever exist. You are all destroying your lives for a fantasy that will never come true. Either come to terms with the fact that your dream girl does not exist or continue to be a laughingstock for us here on the Farms.

Late AF but I know for a fact that girl does exist (minus the former stripper/prostitute - switch that with sexually promiscuous). We did some things together, but the more time I spent with her, the more I realized just how awful a fucking person she was. The closer I got, the more the mask slipped. She was a miserable, cruel asshole with fucked up self-esteem and abandonment issues.

That's your perfect pan/bisexual goth gamer girl with a nice dump truck and amazing tits.
She does exist. Trust me, you don't want her. You can't fix a person like that.

 

[Faticati]

I'm unaware if anyone has thought about things from this angle. We know nick drooled over MANdys cock and balls regularly on stream begging to sign them etc but I would like to delve deeper into his comments about his wife. Nick spoke about how much his wife would love MANdy. I think most people took this to mean his washed up ghoul of a wife would like to bring this troon into the marrige bed to defile it further however another angle occoured to me. MANdy was being groomed to become the next bull. We all know even drexel has standards and Ourwife has been declinding almost as fast as rackets. With the looming threat of his wifes disatisfaction nick sought out another bull to please his wife like he never could. Fearing the farms retribution he preteneded to be horny for a woman but in reality he was begging a fat troon to fuck his wife due to his booz induced ed. On another note Hi nick have another drink buddy you are doing a great job and deserve it.

 

[Chibitzen]

Who falls for this kind of thing? Maybe I am just a cynical bitter person, but MAN-dy's story stank to high heaven for years.

"All-Seeing Waifu", it's in your name.

The images this person has released of themselves are pretty consistent with each other, and I don't see why they would use such an ugly ass picture if that wasn't really them.
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Surprised no one found a match to the second. It had the same inconsistent ghettophone treatment like all the others.

I am not crazy about their art, but if they DFE, at least focus on improving that instead of feeding an internet addiction by chatting up literal randos.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

If I'm not mistaken she held her feet up to the camera to show viewers on her very first appearance on the show.

Does this depravity have no end?

 

[Harm]

Mandy has really bizarre music tastes for a woman. Putting under a spoiler for mobile users who don't give a shit.

Spoiler: Mandy's Music Tastes

Found her commenting on a Primus song of all things:



It shows A.... L..... as non-users cannot see register user's account names. I presume the account has been locked and the A... L... stands for Account Locked, which is why others on the page appear similarly. However, that tiny pfp is clearly a match. She's commented on other songs you can find, this one claims she met Sevendust after a concert in Shreveport with Machine Head and Coal Chamber.



The only other mention I can find of these three bands playing together in Shreveport is a stray Facebook comment which remarks that this was in 1999.



Mandy also enjoys Tom Waits.

This website as a profile with a location listed, and two more songs she has uploaded herself to the website. One of these is a 2007 song called "Tsunami Mommie" by a musician called The Vista IV with only 13 monthly listeners on Spotify. The other is a deep cut by Six By Seven, a UK rock band.



Could all be bogus personal information in the bio, of course. I couldn't find anything else that would link Mandy to Germany or that birthday that's listed. To recap, this is a "woman" who listens to:

• Primus
• Coal Chamber
• Machine Head
• Tom Waits
• Six by Seven
• Sevendust
• The Vista IV

Lastly, she also commented on this parody song about MLB teams from San Diego.

 

[Twinkletard]

In fairness to Shannon here, he may not be following the drama that closely, or just may not care that much.

Not everyone shares the same level of passion for every lolcow.

tbqh it took him a while with ralph. i mean, it was years before gator finally acknowledged that ethan was indeed a lolcow. part of the reason why nobody respects the guy.

 

[Associate Rick]

Goodbye Rackets!
The placement of the bottle at the end was completely unintentional but hilarious.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Does this depravity have no end?

I looked at it like her setting the tone for what the audience could expect. She'd be flirty with the chat for superchats. I think he tried to reel her in a bit for a while but then come locals I believe that went out the window and he was having her post lingerie.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Goodbye Rackets!
The placement of the bottle at the end was completely unintentional but hilarious.

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Have all my stickers. This was perfect.

Allow me to indulge in a brief bit of hypocrisy.

"Goodbye, Rackets! He's cooming over troons!"

 

[Chaplainsama]

He has alot more unconventional views about christianity... My opinion is that Nick is at best currently an agnostic on his way to atheism. That his attempts at twisting parts of the bible around are just there to gaslight the people around him who are not ready to leave christianity. Especially his wife.

I wouldn't say his views are necessarily unconventional in this day and age. Plenty of agnostics or lapsed Catholics cling to the cultural trappings of Christianity even if they don't truly believe. I wouldn't put it so maliciously though, as saying he "twists" the bible to suit his needs implies he gives it any deeper thought at all besides the most surface level of readings.

 

[Swole McPole]

Him calling us Grindr was basically the weakest attempt at shit talk I’ve seen in years. He’s made of an ass of himself with Nick before and we’ve talked shit about him and he knows the website.

It was utterly bizzare. His buddy hooks up with a fucking Troon in his locals yet it's the Farms that's supposed to be grindr? Mrs Branca the 1st obviously couldn't bear to live with the overbearing cunt. I hope she cleaned him out. My sense is that the man absolutely loathes and detests women, but he can't function without one.

The only reason why I feel a little sorry for Joe is because he made an honest boomer mistake in showing the phone number, that had massive unintended consequences, and he's almost certainly catching a disproportionate amount of shit from Rekieta (and maybe the rest of the Balldo Brigade) because of that

Not sorry at all. If you're gonna take superchats from the wine moms, expect to pay the retardation tax.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

My sense is that the man absolutely loathes and detests women, but he can't function without one.

Bingo. He’s in his 60s and can’t get by without a mommy to wipe his ass and suckle him. All of the streamers who seem to get along best with Nick are defective man children.

 

[Prince_Stolas]

Late AF but I know for a fact that girl does exist (minus the former stripper/prostitute - switch that with sexually promiscuous). We did some things together, but the more time I spent with her, the more I realized just how awful a fucking person she was. The closer I got, the more the mask slipped. She was a miserable, cruel asshole with fucked up self-esteem and abandonment issues.

That's your perfect pan/bisexual goth gamer girl with a nice dump truck and amazing tits.
She does exist. Trust me, you don't want her. You can't fix a person like that.

Holy shit, I also knew a girl that ticked everything on that list except "goth" (she is just kind of alt looking with tats and pierced nipples) when I was in college. She was a mixed mongolian-slav and did softcore porn shoots with everything except full on penetration. Our male group did spend a lot of time with her, since she was bi, played CS-GO, D&D, listen to the metal groups that we listened to, etc.

But as her "career" dragged on, she became more and more insufferable to be around. She had no female friends (obviously) and would constantly vent about her mentals, health, rent or the fucking weather. As soon as you became comfortable around her, she would just turn into a non-stop leech that would suck any joy out of you. She was also probably some variation of sociopathic, because any breakup that she had resulted in a public spectacle with the beans being spilled on every little detail about her partner. In retrospective I am so glad that I didn't fuck her.

Out of all the pieces of advice that Sam Hyde has given, two are golden for me. First one is the "tell them a fucking story" clip, and the second one is this. It's so much better to have a girl who listens to different music, doesn't play videogames and not a 9/10, than to have this "perfect girl" manifestation clawing your eyes out.

 

[RotPockets]

Goodbye Rackets!
The placement of the bottle at the end was completely unintentional but hilarious.

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Did Lucas inadvertently win? Dommy Mommy Fart Qween Keffails pozzed gaping Non-Practicing Lolyer Nicki Ratshit’s eager neghole.