🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[trash cat]

Wow Duanye is dumb as a box of rocks... Is this how the sub-85s live?

Constant inane chatter. Inability to understand other people's minds. Starting to understand the TSA.

I know this is super late but what did Cole even say about them?

I'm not sure what you want to know exactly... Cole said nothing notable that I remember - just that they sucked.

This was in the context of Sam's 'infiltrator' gaslight being accidentally exposed by Jimmy.

Spoiler: explanation...

All the fish bonded when they realized they were all the infiltrator, and they talked of their love of Sam Hyde and season 1, and the loss of tension immediately killed the vibe the following day.

So production warned all the fish to stop talking about fish tank season 1 (it was in their contracts), since the whole infiltrator arc for the season had just imploded

Anyway, Cole was mad with production about something or other, so he started talking about season 1 alone in a bedroom on camera, mentioning Letty as Violetta knowing it would piss Sam off.

It worked. Sam stormed in and was so mad about Cole mentioning season 1 and using real names, Sam broke character, and smashed the door on the way out. Cole was kicked off shortly after this incident.

They let in some random black guy who just mentally can’t handle the fish tank. Makes me realize white people think black people are cool because they talk funny, are over emotional, and exaggerate things. He said he only came to win $50k but can’t understand the TTS.

Yup - a second black guy with more money than brains is the overnight guest. Too dumb to wrap his head around TTS.

Not what I wanted to see.

Was hoping it was some weird rich autistic white guy that the girls would fake fawn over for his money.

Not seeing the entertainment value in another black moron, unless you're gonna add a based chud to the mix.

Fingers crossed
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Edit:
Taylor is an excellent dealer. She's running that table like a clock. Although I can barely hear the poker table talk over the black guy yelling.

This new black dude is loud, dumb, and annoying. Constantly screaming inane dumb nigger shit at the top of his lungs ("bichsh", "I'm da best, he's my bros hahhhh wassup").

He's like a fucking stereotype come to life.

Makes this unwatchable. Finding something else. Have a good night guys.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

He is putting it in the worst JET IT UP way possible for the freeloader that is literally there to be hated, but jet is not technically wrong. Tay has refused to target the other fish and all the original fish naturally gang up on the freeloaders since they've been there longer. Now, jet should be solving this in his production role but he can only wigger it up by throwing passive tts.

Jet wants his weird friends to have immunity from fuckery, Sam wants the freeloaders to be fucked by or fucking with the fishes.

 

[Marche]

It's only natural that fish would be more against Freeloaders, thats kinda the whole point of freeloaders, they are exempt from a lot of things but at the same time can take away from the fish.

 

[LittleHam73]

This dude was definitely told to pretend like he doesnt know about the show, but hes overdoing it to the point its obvious as hes asking so many questions that anyone that allegedly wanted to come on the show would know already. The fish are just ignoring him honestly and its kinda pathetic that the show is just becoming Sam and Jet and friends hang out downstairs and some zoomers talk upstairs.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I'm already annoyed by the new black guy. Kanye already worked well as the token black guy we really didn't need Charleston.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

It's only natural that fish would be more against Freeloaders, thats kinda the whole point of freeloaders, they are exempt from a lot of things but at the same time can take away from the fish.

Especially a freeloader that is a complete cunt and does nothing but stink up the house and sleep.

 

[curbside2]

This dude was definitely told to pretend like he doesnt know about the show, but hes overdoing it to the point its obvious as hes asking so many questions that anyone that allegedly wanted to come on the show would know already. The fish are just ignoring him honestly and its kinda pathetic that the show is just becoming Sam and Jet and friends hang out downstairs and some zoomers talk upstairs.

Kubrick used to say actors were like cattle that needed careful guidance through each scene. And if you let them do their own thing they over-act 10/10 times. You’re seeing that in action.

 

[Punitive Castration]

one contestant is seriously going through it due to showrunner negligence and is being made to participate anyway
some retarded freeloader is here without knowing anything about the show
"cute" popular female fish is sitting in total silence
multiple people in the house are here to have no interaction with the fish
can't hear anything that's happening in the main room because there's too many people in there

i remember this one!

 

[C. Cactus]

I think the loud new black guy is funny.

Just to clear it up, he didn't pay to be on the show, but I'm pretty sure he genuinely doesn't know what the show is about. He is apparently internet famous and I bet he was offered money and exposure to come on the show and just be himself. Most of this information provided helpfully by new freeloader Octavius, who recognized him immediately.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Charleston really took offense to Jimmy saying nigger. He’s telling him seriously that it’s “our word”

 

[LittleHam73]

Charleston really took offense to Jimmy saying nigger. He’s telling him seriously that it’s “our word”

Charleston won't last more than a day. Id be suprised if he makes it the rest of the night without an actual freakout or going to the basement.

 

[Da R00D D00D]

Man I hate to complain about the thread itself but it's crazy how much shit will happen and then nothing will be said in the thread itself. Apparently Taylor is back as a dealer for a poker table. One post here says "NICK IS HERE" but doesn't mention anything he does while he's there. I don't want to monitor fishtank 24/7 but it feels like I need to or to know wtf happens because it might not get mentioned here but could be an important detail for setup or fish moments.

 

[Noble Redditor]

I think the loud new black guy is funny.

Just to clear it up, he didn't pay to be on the show, but I'm pretty sure he genuinely doesn't know what the show is about. He is apparently internet famous and I bet he was offered money and exposure to come on the show and just be himself. Most of this information provided helpfully by new freeloader Octavius, who recognized him immediately.

He's currently live streaming on Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/therealcharlestonwhite46?

I don't think he has any idea what's going on.

He has his phone on a tripod with comments turned on so the fish are standing around reading the comments and getting a bunch of information they shouldn't know about. Jet just showed up and didn't seem to care.

 

[Sammich]

This tiny thin skinned nigger snitch won't last an hour without jet weeding out tts.

 

[LittleHam73]

Man I hate to complain about the thread itself but it's crazy how much shit will happen and then nothing will be said in the thread itself. Apparently Taylor is back as a dealer for a poker table. One post here says "NICK IS HERE" but doesn't mention anything he does while he's there. I don't want to monitor fishtank 24/7 but it feels like I need to or to know wtf happens because it might not get mentioned here but could be an important detail for setup or fish moments.

Nick didnt do anything he literally showed up walked around then left.

 

[C. Cactus]

Man I hate to complain about the thread itself but it's crazy how much shit will happen and then nothing will be said in the thread itself. Apparently Taylor is back as a dealer for a poker table. One post here says "NICK IS HERE" but doesn't mention anything he does while he's there. I don't want to monitor fishtank 24/7 but it feels like I need to or to know wtf happens because it might not get mentioned here but could be an important detail for setup or fish moments.

I agree, this is the only place to find non-retarded fishtank commentary. I'll add the detail that Taylor is actually a professional poker dealer named Karrie. TTS was sending TJ a bunch of messages like "show her your new hat", ect. Very kino.

 

[Marche]

Man I hate to complain about the thread itself but it's crazy how much shit will happen and then nothing will be said in the thread itself. Apparently Taylor is back as a dealer for a poker table. One post here says "NICK IS HERE" but doesn't mention anything he does while he's there. I don't want to monitor fishtank 24/7 but it feels like I need to or to know wtf happens because it might not get mentioned here but could be an important detail for setup or fish moments.

Nick didn't do anything though, just walked around and went back down stairs.
Taylor is back being a poker dealer and thats all thats happened, nothing else.

I get complaining about lack of context and updates but yea these two cases very little has happened

 

[Noble Redditor]

Nick didnt do anything he literally showed up walked around then left.

Sam was also there and left shortly after. Earlier in the thread people were saying Jet said Sam was heading to Florida for a couple days. Maybe he and Nick were meeting up at the tank before heading down south?

 

[curbside2]

Nick didn't do anything though, just walked around and went back down stairs.
Taylor is back being a poker dealer and thats all thats happened, nothing else.

I get complaining about lack of context and updates but yea these two cases very little has happened

Nothing has happened. A black rapist is here and they’re loudly gambling. You can’t actually hear shit. This thread is usually good about updating shit and has. Nick and Charles went up stairs. They gagged at the smell. And left.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

Man I hate to complain about the thread itself but it's crazy how much shit will happen and then nothing will be said in the thread itself. Apparently Taylor is back as a dealer for a poker table. One post here says "NICK IS HERE" but doesn't mention anything he does while he's there. I don't want to monitor fishtank 24/7 but it feels like I need to or to know wtf happens because it might not get mentioned here but could be an important detail for setup or fish moments.

The reason nobody mentioned what Nick did is because Nick showed up with Sam and didn't say anything. He quite literally did nothing. The most that happened with him is the fish all fangirled for a little bit. That's it. Sorry to disappoint.

While we're on the topic of new people in the tank the new black guy kind of had his bit ruined just because all the fish now know who he is and what he's known for. Thank Brian and Duanye for explaining him to the other fish. The moment he got in the door the bit died.

As of right now the fish are doing some low stakes gambling. It really just seems like a friendly gathering where everyone has a good time and hangs out. It is the definition of Jet's friend sim.

I'm hoping this is building to something happening. The only tense thing in the room is Taylor being back with TJ/Thomas. But again, nothing has really resulted from that at the present moment. I know it seems like you might be missing out, but believe me, this night so far is just production bringing in familiar faces hoping it entertains people.