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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Jet was throwing a fit earlier. Nifty is clearly someone Jet brought it and Jet is miffed that Tay had the audacity to target her. “You’re not supposed to target my gross friends!” No wonder the thin skinned wigger blocks everyone.
He is putting it in the worst JET IT UP way possible for the freeloader that is literally there to be hated, but jet is not technically wrong. Tay has refused to target the other fish and all the original fish naturally gang up on the freeloaders since they've been there longer. Now, jet should be solving this in his production role but he can only wigger it up by throwing passive tts.
 
Fish and Freeloaders aside from Tay, Nifty and Delaney are playing poker with chips on the house. 10 red per player. Texas Hold'em.

The dealer is introduced by Sam, her name is Carrie. It is very obviously Taylor. Will see how Thomas holds up.

Edit: Hey Jet since you're gonna see this, it's really nice to know WHAT CARDS THE FUCKING PLAYERS HAVE when they're doing poker.
Edit 2: forgot Tay wasn't playing.
 
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Wow Duanye is dumb as a box of rocks... Is this how the sub-85s live?

Constant inane chatter. Inability to understand other people's minds. Starting to understand the TSA.

I know this is super late but what did Cole even say about them?
I'm not sure what you want to know exactly... Cole said nothing notable that I remember - just that they sucked.

This was in the context of Sam's 'infiltrator' gaslight being accidentally exposed by Jimmy.

All the fish bonded when they realized they were all the infiltrator, and they talked of their love of Sam Hyde and season 1, and the loss of tension immediately killed the vibe the following day.

So production warned all the fish to stop talking about fish tank season 1 (it was in their contracts), since the whole infiltrator arc for the season had just imploded

Anyway, Cole was mad with production about something or other, so he started talking about season 1 alone in a bedroom on camera, mentioning Letty as Violetta knowing it would piss Sam off.

It worked. Sam stormed in and was so mad about Cole mentioning season 1 and using real names, Sam broke character, and smashed the door on the way out. Cole was kicked off shortly after this incident.

They let in some random black guy who just mentally can’t handle the fish tank. Makes me realize white people think black people are cool because they talk funny, are over emotional, and exaggerate things. He said he only came to win $50k but can’t understand the TTS.
Yup - a second black guy with more money than brains is the overnight guest. Too dumb to wrap his head around TTS.

Not what I wanted to see.

Was hoping it was some weird rich autistic white guy that the girls would fake fawn over for his money.

Not seeing the entertainment value in another black moron, unless you're gonna add a based chud to the mix.

Fingers crossed
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Taylor is an excellent dealer. She's running that table like a clock. Although I can barely hear the poker table talk over the black guy yelling.

This new black dude is loud, dumb, and annoying. Constantly screaming inane dumb nigger shit at the top of his lungs ("bichsh", "I'm da best, he's my bros hahhhh wassup").

He's like a fucking stereotype come to life.

Makes this unwatchable. Finding something else. Have a good night guys.
 
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He is putting it in the worst JET IT UP way possible for the freeloader that is literally there to be hated, but jet is not technically wrong. Tay has refused to target the other fish and all the original fish naturally gang up on the freeloaders since they've been there longer. Now, jet should be solving this in his production role but he can only wigger it up by throwing passive tts.
Jet wants his weird friends to have immunity from fuckery, Sam wants the freeloaders to be fucked by or fucking with the fishes.
 
It's only natural that fish would be more against Freeloaders, thats kinda the whole point of freeloaders, they are exempt from a lot of things but at the same time can take away from the fish.
 
This dude was definitely told to pretend like he doesnt know about the show, but hes overdoing it to the point its obvious as hes asking so many questions that anyone that allegedly wanted to come on the show would know already. The fish are just ignoring him honestly and its kinda pathetic that the show is just becoming Sam and Jet and friends hang out downstairs and some zoomers talk upstairs.
 
I'm already annoyed by the new black guy. Kanye already worked well as the token black guy we really didn't need Charleston.
 
It's only natural that fish would be more against Freeloaders, thats kinda the whole point of freeloaders, they are exempt from a lot of things but at the same time can take away from the fish.
Especially a freeloader that is a complete cunt and does nothing but stink up the house and sleep.
 
This dude was definitely told to pretend like he doesnt know about the show, but hes overdoing it to the point its obvious as hes asking so many questions that anyone that allegedly wanted to come on the show would know already. The fish are just ignoring him honestly and its kinda pathetic that the show is just becoming Sam and Jet and friends hang out downstairs and some zoomers talk upstairs.
Kubrick used to say actors were like cattle that needed careful guidance through each scene. And if you let them do their own thing they over-act 10/10 times. You’re seeing that in action.
 
one contestant is seriously going through it due to showrunner negligence and is being made to participate anyway
some retarded freeloader is here without knowing anything about the show
"cute" popular female fish is sitting in total silence
multiple people in the house are here to have no interaction with the fish
can't hear anything that's happening in the main room because there's too many people in there

i remember this one!
 
I think the loud new black guy is funny.

Just to clear it up, he didn't pay to be on the show, but I'm pretty sure he genuinely doesn't know what the show is about. He is apparently internet famous and I bet he was offered money and exposure to come on the show and just be himself. Most of this information provided helpfully by new freeloader Octavius, who recognized him immediately.
 
Man I hate to complain about the thread itself but it's crazy how much shit will happen and then nothing will be said in the thread itself. Apparently Taylor is back as a dealer for a poker table. One post here says "NICK IS HERE" but doesn't mention anything he does while he's there. I don't want to monitor fishtank 24/7 but it feels like I need to or to know wtf happens because it might not get mentioned here but could be an important detail for setup or fish moments.
 
I think the loud new black guy is funny.

Just to clear it up, he didn't pay to be on the show, but I'm pretty sure he genuinely doesn't know what the show is about. He is apparently internet famous and I bet he was offered money and exposure to come on the show and just be himself. Most of this information provided helpfully by new freeloader Octavius, who recognized him immediately.
He's currently live streaming on Instagram:

I don't think he has any idea what's going on.

He has his phone on a tripod with comments turned on so the fish are standing around reading the comments and getting a bunch of information they shouldn't know about. Jet just showed up and didn't seem to care.
 
Man I hate to complain about the thread itself but it's crazy how much shit will happen and then nothing will be said in the thread itself. Apparently Taylor is back as a dealer for a poker table. One post here says "NICK IS HERE" but doesn't mention anything he does while he's there. I don't want to monitor fishtank 24/7 but it feels like I need to or to know wtf happens because it might not get mentioned here but could be an important detail for setup or fish moments.
Nick didnt do anything he literally showed up walked around then left.
 
Man I hate to complain about the thread itself but it's crazy how much shit will happen and then nothing will be said in the thread itself. Apparently Taylor is back as a dealer for a poker table. One post here says "NICK IS HERE" but doesn't mention anything he does while he's there. I don't want to monitor fishtank 24/7 but it feels like I need to or to know wtf happens because it might not get mentioned here but could be an important detail for setup or fish moments.
I agree, this is the only place to find non-retarded fishtank commentary. I'll add the detail that Taylor is actually a professional poker dealer named Karrie. TTS was sending TJ a bunch of messages like "show her your new hat", ect. Very kino.
 
Man I hate to complain about the thread itself but it's crazy how much shit will happen and then nothing will be said in the thread itself. Apparently Taylor is back as a dealer for a poker table. One post here says "NICK IS HERE" but doesn't mention anything he does while he's there. I don't want to monitor fishtank 24/7 but it feels like I need to or to know wtf happens because it might not get mentioned here but could be an important detail for setup or fish moments.
Nick didn't do anything though, just walked around and went back down stairs.
Taylor is back being a poker dealer and thats all thats happened, nothing else.

I get complaining about lack of context and updates but yea these two cases very little has happened
 
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