Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[John_Smith]

Can't believe this slipped by me but I was wondering why he never changes his phone number. It just dawned on me, he can't change his number. Unless he wants to pay for his own cell phone.


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This is the wisconsin map for area codes. Where he lives, he should have a 414 area code. But if he even went outside of milwaukee, it would be a 262 area code. The 608 area code is for places in central and out west areas of Wisconsin, which is where he grew up. He is still on his parents phone plan and doesn't want to change that number because he might end up having to pay for his own phone like a successful author and adult would have to do.

It is the area code for Portage. Adrienne the ex wife lives just outside of Portage. You can drop by her home just outside of Portage sometime and buy some of the crap she sells on Facebook marketplace. Patso lived in Portage after he moved back to Wisconsin from Florida. That's why he has the 608 area code; he got the number when he was living in Portage. Nothing to do with his parent's plan. They are probably still land line only. Patso doesn't want to change the number because he is too brain damaged to learn a new number. Besides, we all know that Nikki's mom pays for his phone, his vacations, his legal blunders... Patso's are parent's are poor white trash.

Spoiler: They cannot even afford a load of gravel for their driveway.

 

[CervixHammer]

GAMERGAAAAAAAAAAAATE!! KIWIFAAAAAAAAAARMS!!

NITTERRRRRR!!

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

GAMERGAAAAAAAAAAAATE!! KIWIFAAAAAAAAAARMS!!
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NITTERRRRRR!!

It will have been ten years ago this year. Please, for the love of god, shut up about Gamergate already.

The stuff about Mike Flynn and Qanon feels like Pat is slowly getting dragged into Jim Stewartson's schizo universe by way of Jackie. Can't wait for the fever dream that will replace Bobby Gayporn as the dumbest shit Pat ever fell for.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

At no point has Pat had the muzzle of a “12 gage” [sic] shotgun in his face. What a drama queen.

I'm pretty sure the men that Nikki has around walk around their house naked after they're done since that's seems pretty common with black men, at least at gyms (disgusting fuckers). He'd be at eye level while he's in his cage watching.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Not just in the bar, AT the bar. This fat fuck is taking up copious amounts of space in the specific part of the bar to be social in and then acting like other people are the assholes for daring to say hi to his fat, smelly ass. I'm surprised nobody has ever decked him just for that to free up a spot for a human. Pigs shouldn't be at the bar anyway.

It's classic Raised-By-Animals Patrick. Every bar patron ever knows, if you want to be social, sit/stand at the bar. If you want to be left alone get a booth or table. Especially get a table if you are an obnoxious asshole that brought his toys with him. Zero social graces. The places i used to frequent would have told him to get his shit off the bar before he even got to open his laptop.

Fat Rick would be Peinlich Pimmler.

A+ wordplay.

 

[BScCollateral]

He is still on his parents phone plan and doesn't want to change that number because he might end up having to pay for his own phone like a successful author and adult would have to do.

Bit of a reach. You can switch cell phone providers and retain the old number so you don't need to update everyone who has it.
Although someone being harassed would probably be smarter to change it.
Of course, calling someone to harrass them is likely to get your phone number on a list of phone spammers, which would probably be a headache, assuming Pat's bright enough to know how to block incoming phone numbers.

 

[Maude Snew]

With all the gay nerd shit Patrick is into, he doesn't mention games at all. I think he is far too stupid for most games except for the most hand holding, minimum input gameplay experiences. I could definitely see him fanboying for some poorly written interactive cutscene like Forspoken or new God of War.

Choose difficulty:

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Patrick Tomlinson

 

[Creative Username]

Choose difficulty:

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Game Journalist
Patrick Tomlinson

Potential difficulty tiers for a (fat) Pat-related game:

Lowest ->
Low -> Baby Child
Medium -> aTalker
High -> Pepperoni Patrician
Completely unplayable -> Prison Enjoyer

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

or new God of War

Totally off topic, but since you brought it up... God dammit, I hated God of War 2 so much. The 2018 GoW was a masterpiece, but for the second one they used DSP as a parameter for gamers (literally, they said so in a presentation) dumbing it down to oblivion, and then filled it with woke shit. Pat would love that last part. Fat son of a bitch.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Totally off topic, but since you brought it up... God dammit, I hated God of War 2 so much. The 2018 GoW was a masterpiece, but for the second one they used DSP as a parameter for gamers (literally, they said so in a presentation) dumbing it down to oblivion, and then filled it with woke shit. Pat would love that last part. Fat son of a bitch.

Shit really? I didn't finish it but I did enjoy 2018 and figured Ragnarok would be just as good. I didn't know they went the handholding retard gamer level of design.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Potential difficulty tiers for a (fat) Pat-related game:

Lowest ->
Low -> Baby Child
Medium -> aTalker
High -> Pepperoni Patrician
Completely unplayable -> Prison Enjoyer

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Shit really? I didn't finish it but I did enjoy 2018 and figured Ragnarok would be just as good. I didn't know they went the handholding retard gamer level of design.

The site is not properly working right now (can't link or spoil, sorry) but here it is. I was floored. They specifically talk about how "The Gamer" quickly loses interest if he doesn't get the answer in seconds, among other things. Check out the comments too.

About the wokeness: it's nowhere The Last of Us 2 "bigot sandwich" level, but it is visibly there... dammit why do billion dollar companies give in to retards like DSP and Pat I'll never understand.

DSP begins at 37:50

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eSB29qx6sWw&pp=ygUOR29kIG9mIHdhciBkc3A%3D

Edit: @Sneedfully and Peacefully, do yourself a favor, and do finish GoW 2018. It is not perfect, but it really is a masterpiece (it's in my top 3 games from the last 10 years).

 

[Creative Username]

dammit why do billion dollar companies give in to retards like DSP and Pat I'll never understand

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I suspect that fats doesn’t change his phone number because deep down he fears missing that agent call that will propel him to national stardumb.

Very common with these types is the feeling that something like that could be derailed just by changing email or phone number; as if someone who actually wanted to spend millions to make movies of the fatrilogy would be deterred by a wrong number.

Of course, even if someone DID want to contact fats, he’d be stalker childed immediately. It’d be lovely for his texts to get sucked into deposition someday, I’d love to see him enjoying prison to unsuspecting text spammers in India.

 

[Lana Del Hitler]

 

[bile demon]

https://pfgforums.com/threads/found-this-couple-on-pornhub-that-look-exactly-like-pat-niki.49399/

Someone from the second, better forum has managed to find yet another porn Pat doppelganger - with matching bitch tits, multiple chins, the trademark fat mutant head, armband tattoo and even the black wedding band.

Even better, he's with a girl who looks just like Nikki. Needless to say, the pair is... into things.

Spoiler

https://www.pornhub.com/model/onehourcouple

I hope no false accusations will be brought up against Pat next time he starts fighting some poor random civilian on Twitter.

 

[The I Scream Man]

I hope no false accusations will be brought up against Pat next time he starts fighting some poor random civilian on Twitter.

I can't imagine why they would be! Obvious photoshops and AI images, the lot of them

Seriously though that's fucking uncanny, holy shit

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

https://pfgforums.com/threads/found-this-couple-on-pornhub-that-look-exactly-like-pat-niki.49399/

Someone from the second, better forum has managed to find yet another porn Pat doppelganger - with matching bitch tits, multiple chins, the trademark fat mutant head, armband tattoo and even the black wedding band.
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Even better, he's with a girl who looks just like Nikki. Needless to say, the pair is... into things.

Spoiler

https://www.pornhub.com/model/onehourcouple

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I hope no false accusations will be brought up against Pat next time he starts fighting some poor random civilian on Twitter.

Thank you. I saw that yesterday, and was so flabbergasted by it (the giant face, the hump, the haircut, being into things... even the stupid One Ring tattoo is there!), I actually forgot to post it here.

If there is even a 0,01% chance Pat was telling the truth about the garage vandalism video, we just found the culprit: a fat dude who has sex with a tranny for money.

God is a Patposter.

 

[Creative Username]

There must be a factory somewhere that churns out these things.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

where can i find this?

I was the one who did that Tranch run. I ended up abandoning it during the initial troubles with us losing our domains left and right, especially because I was using the RimJobWorld mods and found out that trying to do a sex change slapped them all with a permanent -20 mood debuff, and I could not make a better joke than that.

That said, with Ideaology in the mix, I could do a Pat run. I also have mods that allow me to make dried meats, so killing raiders, grinding them into meat, and turning them into sausage (as close as it'll let me get to niggeroni) is not an impossible mix. I'll have to see if Biotech lets me turn people black, if not, I have cheaty mods for that.