Super Hans v2
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Shit, I had no idea that diets were as simple as sticking to one food group, portion size be damned. I'm going to start a Milka and grain alcohol diet.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Shit, I had no idea that diets were as simple as sticking to one food group, portion size be damned. I'm going to start a Milka and grain alcohol diet.
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He will never enter ketosis because he will never stop eating heavy breads and carbs. He'll just "lean carnivore."
The one thing that kept him from dying from keto was being too stupid and lazy to do it right.
saralovesjuicyfruit
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Charles is an idiot. I don't know where he gets the idea that he doesn't need to brush because he only eats meat. When I eat chicken, steak, pork chops, I definitely need to brush and floss after because that shit gets stuck in your teeth too, actually worse than many non-carnivore foods. I can tell you I've never had rice or banana stuck in my teeth, for instance. If he's not cleaning his butt and brushing his teeth you know that nibba smells.
Ihatejackscalfani
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Whats going on lately with these boomer food channels and the "carnivore diet" ?
https://youtu.be/ggc1vnD-9ok?si=WWeBvqktOyEgyxeg
Ken Domik is another lolcow in his own right.
https://youtu.be/ggc1vnD-9ok?si=WWeBvqktOyEgyxeg
Ken Domik is another lolcow in his own right.
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If you're a fat old man I'm sure a diet that promises a minimization of shitting is a good one
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Resting BP 174/76 (!!!)
Holy shit he's going to be dead soon lol. Those numbers are scary high, and I shudder to imagine how much more elevated they'll get as he continues with his "diet," while ignoring the in-real-time warning signs his body is giving him. Per the AHA:
Jack Jr. and Brianna have responsibly and maturely done an inventory on their financial situation, the cost of living, resources, and school(?)/career trajectories. This led them to determine that bringing a child into the world now would be much too expensive, stressful, unfeasible, and just simply not appropriate for them at this current juncture. Therefore, Brianna has remained diligent with her birth control regimen, while she and Junior continue their respective paths. They'll revisit the possibility again in the near future, and will make sure any decision taken will be deci-
Ahhhhh, who the fuck am I kidding?? That approach is far too adult for kids like them. I guess Junior really do be a faggot pedophile frfr.
Holy shit he's going to be dead soon lol. Those numbers are scary high, and I shudder to imagine how much more elevated they'll get as he continues with his "diet," while ignoring the in-real-time warning signs his body is giving him. Per the AHA:
My guess as to why they're still childless?
Jack Jr. and Brianna have responsibly and maturely done an inventory on their financial situation, the cost of living, resources, and school(?)/career trajectories. This led them to determine that bringing a child into the world now would be much too expensive, stressful, unfeasible, and just simply not appropriate for them at this current juncture. Therefore, Brianna has remained diligent with her birth control regimen, while she and Junior continue their respective paths. They'll revisit the possibility again in the near future, and will make sure any decision taken will be deci-
Ahhhhh, who the fuck am I kidding?? That approach is far too adult for kids like them. I guess Junior really do be a faggot pedophile frfr.
densedance
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Your average panhandler on a freeway offramp is in better shape than Jack. At least they can stand on their own and provide a "service" by selling oranges or cleaning your windshield. Jack sits all day screeching on FB that he's really gonna get into shape this time, guys. I swear it.
At this point he's in My 600 Lb Life territory because he's literally eating himself to death. I'd say he should go on the show, but most of the people on there are at least somewhat likeable and as we all know, Jack is a total asshole.
At this point he's in My 600 Lb Life territory because he's literally eating himself to death. I'd say he should go on the show, but most of the people on there are at least somewhat likeable and as we all know, Jack is a total asshole.
biggacracka
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Call that show "My pulpork life"
I know this was in December but this really bugged me at the time. Can you imagine meeting Jack where he comments on everything about you in the most obvious way. He he's talking to an actual Southerner and mocking her accent.
For all his nonsense about moving to the South to get away from California liberalism he's still just another snotty Californian brat.
Claims it's due to not eating sugar and since animals in the wild don't eat sugar they all have great teeth.. nevermind that a lot of carnivore animals have gaps between their teeth where meat doesn't get stuck and still have fucked up teeth all the time(or just don't live for 60+ years with the same set of teeth) but we're talking about the Scalfani family. Apparently if you get your turds to the equivalent of shitting a billiard ball it just pops out without touching your ass... who knows.
Fatty has no respect or regard for anything outside of his own personal little bubble. It's the same reason he rarely goes to any "ethnic" places for fat on the go. Maybe 1 BBQ joint owned by black people, only ever a couple of "japanese" restaurants, 1 indian place, the most chinese places he'll go to are just panda express or some equivalent, etc. Even the mexican places he visits they're just generic as fuck burrito shops for the most part unless someone drags him somewhere different and even that's still usually just going to be selling the same tacos and burritos just maybe with a flashier menu(he's commented that he loves places with TV menus although the reality is it's just easier to places to adjust pricing that way but Fatty has no fucking business sense so of course he's never noticed that). I'm honestly surprised he hasn't made more comments on camera about southern accents, although Jr has his own fake ass exaggerated accent to try and fit in. Remember, Fatty lived in southern california for decades and spent most of that time never venturing beyond burgers/pizza/burritos.
saralovesjuicyfruit
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So I guess Charles is a wild animal dentist now too? Also, what about bears? They eat plenty of meat, yeah, but also nectars and fruits. Many other wild animals aren't strictly carnivorous either; foxes definitely eat both small prey and things like berries. This is why I've always found Charles more irritating than Jack. At least Jack's dumbassery is funny, Charles is just a stupid dickhead.
I honestly think a lot of this is a sort of narcissism that comes from being born and bred in California, and getting smoke blown up your ass your whole life that you're automatically better than people from other parts of the country for that reason. Native New Yorkers (maybe Long Islanders more than anyone) are also very much like this. I think that most of the cultured, curious people in both places are usually transplants who were drawn there because they do have that respect and regard for exploring and learning.
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That just means he's probably constipated and his turds are like rocks. Guy must be sitting on the toilet for hours trying to push one of those things out.
He's the worst type of dickhead in that he believes he's the smartest guy in the room. Meanwhile everybody else thinks he's a tool.
Mundane Ralph
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After Jack gave up on the daily videos he said he would still be posting his blood pressure, blood sugar and weight on social media, but I guess he didn't like people commenting on his increasing blood pressure so he's only posting his weight now.
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And Jack's just going to make up numbers again it seems. I wonder if he's going to get mommy-wife to get him larger shirts again so he can pretend he lost weight with them again.
Sure, and I would also assume that bears, foxes, etc. have breath that fucking reeks.
Fatty is a fucking moron, so is Dan.
apparently this person is "Maggie", and owns a cattle ranch selling meat. Go figure.
It's almost as if she has a direct benefit from being completely full of shit.
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My cat's breath smells like cat food.
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The wife's grandpa is 86 or 87, donated a kidney when he was younger, and was told he was prediabetic sometimes in his 60s. He changed his diet, dropped a ton of weight, and is still kicking around after 3 rounds of cancer. He plows snow, chops wood, does a bunch of stuff around the house. He's probably going to outlast Jack, even with randomly breaking his back and some other misc stuff that comes from being old.
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Yeah Jack, you definitely lost 5 lbs in two days by eating only greasy ass meat.
In the very remote chance that this is true, it's still not a good thing. At best he has a massive and unhealthy calorie deficit, at worst he's wasting away because he's beginning to actually die.
In the very remote chance that this is true, it's still not a good thing. At best he has a massive and unhealthy calorie deficit, at worst he's wasting away because he's beginning to actually die.
biggacracka
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maybe he just took a fat dump