I'm trying to wrap my head around the contract negotiations.
"Yeah, I'm kind of old for contract programming, but I have this . . . partner. She's a genius! But she can't talk. You can't touch her. Sometimes she shits herself and has these kind of seizures. But she's a genius!
"This is what you gotta do. You pay for me and the geek . . . I mean genius . . . to stay in Santa Ana. I'll keep an eye on her. Of course, you'll have to pay for both of us.
"Oh, and the contract? Yeah, we have a special one. No talking, no standing, and especially no touching! If you touch her, there's a huge penalty and she gets to beat the crap out of whoever does it. I'll fax it to you."
I don't see any company anywhere choosing this freak and his performing monkey-dragon over any one of 10,000 H1B visa guys.