Horrorcow Murray Root / Lysik'an / Grimau / Ancient Guardian - Patriarch of the Crazy Autistic Fairy Headmate Family

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You really think someone would grab this guy from behind in the first place? My moneys on either him lying about kicking his boss, or someone tapped him on the shoulders when he couldn't get his attention. Either way, pretty sure hed be fired or blacklisted from any job if he's done this before.
 
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I read one of his stories and I have to say I'm a little disappointed. Apart from lolis in high fantasy settings his fetishes are vanilla as hell, literally missionary position and oral, I guess I expected someone so fucking weird to be into shit or vore or something way out there.
 
I really, really doubt he's as low-functioning autistic as he says he is. While there are many disabilities where somebody may not be able to speak or articulate words but can still write effectively and clearly, somebody with low-functioning autism at the level that he claims to have is really, really unlikely to be as articulate as he is.

tl;dr if you can write extensive posts justifying smearing shit all over the walls, you're probably high-functioning enough to not be smearing shit all over the walls
I agree with you completely. There are savants who can barely dress themselves but can draw perfect city scapes or do things to numbers that could give Einstein a run for his money, but despite this, they still need full time, intensive care. If they are invited to work places they're always escorted by a guardian and the amount of time they spend there has to be strictly limited. These savants are often profoundly intellectually impaired. A mathematical savant would probably be incapable of saying, "I am cold. I want a jumper" even if you gave him a keyboard and a couple of hours to type it up. If this man is even remotely close to the level of disability that he's saying he is, he'd be unable write a fraction of what he's putting up there on the web- and even a fraction would still be too much.
 
If I had to guess I'd say he's probably high-functioning autistic or something, just smart enough to know that he can get away with more if he pretends to be much, much worse.

This is just speculation, but if there's any truth in what he's said about his care situation, he could be using a previous autism diagnosis to present himself as low-functioning
 
"Baby" might be a real person, apparently her real name is Dani.
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But the nickname still originated from the fact that she was smaller than her aunt, so all that stuff about "muh ableism" is bullshit.

EDIT: I still don't get how Murray relates to her though. So he's old, but he's in a relationship with her, but he pretends to be a teenage loli because...:autism:?
"When she was a child, we used to call her BabyDani".

So apparently he's known his perma-loli "sess" partner since she was an actual child.
 
I read one of his stories and I have to say I'm a little disappointed. Apart from lolis in high fantasy settings his fetishes are vanilla as hell, literally missionary position and oral, I guess I expected someone so fucking weird to be into shit or vore or something way out there.
He assaulted his manager and acts self-righteous cunt about beating the shit out of an elderly person (dentures). Also he fucks a vegetable in a wheelchair. If that isn't interesting even slightly I guess youre the master curator at the Internet Museum of Retards, cause batshit mustachioed tranny's are a dime-a-dozen.
 
i thought nick bate was the most horrifying cow ever.
i stand corrected.
ihave a hard time believing that him and his midget loli sex slave are as retarded as they claim.
the leash part made me lol so bad. IRL hed probably be the easiest to troll and get maximum lulz of all other cows, but hes also the most dangerous...
 
He assaulted his manager and acts self-righteous cunt about beating the shit out of an elderly person (dentures). Also he fucks a vegetable in a wheelchair. If that isn't interesting even slightly I guess youre the master curator at the Internet Museum of exceptional individuals, cause batshit mustachioed tranny's are a dime-a-dozen.
It's not that he isnt interesting. I think @Ruin is saying that for someone as sick as him, its odd that his stories aren't more disturbing.
 
Murray tells some follow-up lies.

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I don't understand why this company goes to such strengths for him. Padded rooms, hiring someone just to watch over him, "panic button" doors, specific policies concerning no touching and if you do you will be hospitalized with no repercussions. . .is he that good at his job??
 
I'm trying to wrap my head around the contract negotiations.

"Yeah, I'm kind of old for contract programming, but I have this . . . partner. She's a genius! But she can't talk. You can't touch her. Sometimes she shits herself and has these kind of seizures. But she's a genius!

"This is what you gotta do. You pay for me and the geek . . . I mean genius . . . to stay in Santa Ana. I'll keep an eye on her. Of course, you'll have to pay for both of us.

"Oh, and the contract? Yeah, we have a special one. No talking, no standing, and especially no touching! If you touch her, there's a huge penalty and she gets to beat the crap out of whoever does it. I'll fax it to you."

I don't see any company anywhere choosing this freak and his performing monkey-dragon over any one of 10,000 H1B visa guys.

Yeah, that's where this lolcow kind of breaks down for me. It seems like someone roleplaying a retard roleplaying a retard roleplaying a 16 year old. Something ain't quite matching up.
 
It's not that he isnt interesting. I think @Ruin is saying that for someone as sick as him, its odd that his stories aren't more disturbing.
Gotcha! My sincerest apologies @Ruin for my poor reading comprehension. I bet I would have a poor reference point of english fandom writings to know if it's any good. Now that I think about it, I can't remember any noteworthy lolcow writers. My apologies for bringing this off-topic but if there's a suggestion for what either of you think is interesting fanfiction from lolcows I'm interested to read what it's like as I don't think I can imagine what that writing would be like.
 
I don't understand why this company goes to such strengths for him. Padded rooms, hiring someone just to watch over him, "panic button" doors, specific policies concerning no touching and if you do you will be hospitalized with no repercussions. . .is he that good at his job??
Yeah that's what set off my bullshit detector in the first place (and an all consuming desire to believe that this person ain't real). What company on earth would keep a person when they weren't absolutely certain that he wouldn't kill someone? If touching him is all that it takes to make him start flailing and gibbering like a madman...

Point is that humans are surprisingly frail when you think about it, and accidentally killing someone isn't a risk that most employees have as part of their analysis and performance reviews
 
Yeah that's what set off my bullshit detector in the first place (and an all consuming desire to believe that this person ain't real). What company on earth would keep a person when they weren't absolutely certain that he wouldn't kill someone? If touching him is all that it takes to make him start flailing and gibbering like a madman...

Point is that humans are surprisingly frail when you think about it, and accidentally killing someone isn't a risk that most employees have as part of their analysis and performance reviews

Rather convenient he's a contract employee so he won't show up in an employee directory or on their corporate website.
 
Yeah that's what set off my bullshit detector in the first place (and an all consuming desire to believe that this person ain't real). What company on earth would keep a person when they weren't absolutely certain that he wouldn't kill someone? If touching him is all that it takes to make him start flailing and gibbering like a madman...

Point is that humans are surprisingly frail when you think about it, and accidentally killing someone isn't a risk that most employees have as part of their analysis and performance reviews

Well, gang, looks like we got a mystery on our hands.

Let's get to the bottom of it.
 
Yeah that's what set off my bullshit detector in the first place (and an all consuming desire to believe that this person ain't real). What company on earth would keep a person when they weren't absolutely certain that he wouldn't kill someone? If touching him is all that it takes to make him start flailing and gibbering like a madman...

Point is that humans are surprisingly frail when you think about it, and accidentally killing someone isn't a risk that most employees have as part of their analysis and performance reviews

He's the employee that gives his boss or boss's boss nightmares for liability. He's some insuracne actuary's meal ticket. I can't imagine what workplace that he'd be allowable in other than work-from-home. One thing I am aware of from any workplace is how labyrinth-like a workplace can be, everyday I see people accidentally coming into accidental contact with each other. I cannot fathom how this isn't something that happens semi regularly. The worst part is the satisfaction he derives from being that guy, as if the response that he got after all of that was worth it. He humblebrags about being required to sign legal waivers to continue working with his boss and is embattled for keeping his position it sounds like. I can't actually imagine that mindset for him to go into work as hated as has to be, the little shitbird that overreacts and then runs under his mother's skirt claiming ADA and not feeling like he's a shitty person. That 'tism.

Im sure myself and others would feel pity for him he wasn't such a piece of shit. Sympathy and it's lesser forms require a modicum of respect and he has none.
 
Ugh, now I feel the need to totally wipe my hard drive. And then set it on fire.

Dude looks like a roadie for some Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band. Fucking Chris looks more feminine than this dude.


Jesus Christ. Finnegan's Wake makes more sense than that. I don't think this guy is autistic -- high or low functioning. I suspect he's got some full on psychosis. I'm not a psychiatrist or anything, but this guy strikes me as seriously mentally disturbed, not someone with a neurological disorder.
 
I'm so confused by all of this. He's a 60 something year old man pretending to be a 20 something crippled autistic intersexed thing who beat up his boss, and is in a relationship with another intersexed cripple thing named Baby who lives naked in the forest and smears shit on the wall (who is probably another figment of his imagination)?
 
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