Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

After Jack gave up on the daily videos he said he would still be posting his blood pressure, blood sugar and weight on social media, but I guess he didn't like people commenting on his increasing blood pressure so he's only posting his weight now.
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It's not five pounds of fat there Fatty. That's literally water weight. But no, faggot thinks he's somehow magically lost five pounds in four days. That would literally mean he would had to have burned more than 3500 calories in a day. Something that only the most elite athletes that live in the gym or guys who do hard manual labor could expect.

Yeah Jack, you definitely lost 5 lbs in two days by eating only greasy ass meat.
In the very remote chance that this is true, it's still not a good thing. At best he has a massive and unhealthy calorie deficit, at worst he's wasting away because he's beginning to actually die.

Your weight can literally fluctuate by several pounds a day depending on what you ate, drank and when you last went to the washroom.

It's why if you're losing weight they say you need to ignore the scale. Weigh yourself once a week if you need to, at the same time, usually in the morning after you've gone to the washroom but before breakfast. This gives you the best gauge for how your weight is doing. Then throw those numbers away and focus on how your clothes fit.

 

[Crex Crex]

Your weight can literally fluctuate by several pounds a day depending on what you ate, drank and when you last went to the washroom.

Isn't 5lbs still supposed to be a bit much? Then again, I am not familiar with burger units.

 

[AnOminous]

Claims it's due to not eating sugar and since animals in the wild don't eat sugar they all have great teeth.. nevermind that a lot of carnivore animals have gaps between their teeth where meat doesn't get stuck and still have fucked up teeth all the time(or just don't live for 60+ years with the same set of teeth) but we're talking about the Scalfani family. Apparently if you get your turds to the equivalent of shitting a billiard ball it just pops out without touching your ass... who knows.

Also once a carnivore's teeth are too bad to kill prey or eat it, they just die.

 

[p1138]

Isn't 5lbs still supposed to be a bit much? Then again, I am not familiar with burger units.

It's around 2.25kg. If Fatty is eating 2 pounds of gud meat a day, and drinking a liter of water(more like a 2 liter of soda but whatever), he could sweat/piss/shit that out easily in the morning and then fill himself right back up again. Have to remember that he's not changing the amount he consumes, just what he consumes(for the worse). Still, that's barely over 1kg a day. Again, it's a minor fluctuation not worth noting for anyone other than mushbrain. Hell, he might go up 1kg tomorrow.

Also once a carnivore's teeth are too bad to kill prey or eat it, they just die.

Sure. But also, anyone who remembers some basic elementary school biology knows that humans don't have the same tooth structure as the average carnivore, yet morons like the people unironically posting on Fatty's FB page will say stupid shit like human teeth are made for tearing flesh or whatever. Human teeth are fairly mediocre at such tasks, and even herbivores need front teeth that can cut into the things they're eating before chewing them.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Have to remember that he's not changing the amount he consumes, just what he consumes(for the worse).

He's likely eating more. He's mentioned multiple times that he can eat as much as he wants on this diet and he just showed us that he cooked up a probably 5lb chuck roast for lunch and admitted to eating 1/3 of it. Regardless of what he ate for lunch I'm sure he finished it off at dinner. He didn't say how many hard boiled eggs he had for breakfast but those calories are negligible compared to several pounds of fatty beef. Even if it was only a 3lb chuck roast, which is as small as I ever see them, that's 3216 calories.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Also once a carnivore's teeth are too bad to kill prey or eat it, they just die.

When an old tiger loses too many teeth, it starts going after the easy, two-legged prey.

 

[AnOminous]

When an old tiger loses too many teeth, it starts going after the easy, two-legged prey.

Most of them just die. Man-eating tigers are not common. Many of them got a taste for it when they just happened to get a taste of it, for instance during one of the brutal massacres that often occur in sub-Saharan Africa (like the Tsavo Man-Eaters who also did have bad teeth).

 

[p1138]

He's likely eating more. He's mentioned multiple times that he can eat as much as he wants on this diet and he just showed us that he cooked up a probably 5lb chuck roast for lunch and admitted to eating 1/3 of it. Regardless of what he ate for lunch I'm sure he finished it off at dinner. He didn't say how many hard boiled eggs he had for breakfast but those calories are negligible compared to several pounds of fatty beef. Even if it was only a 3lb chuck roast, which is as small as I ever see them, that's 3216 calories.

He's gotta make up for the calories he isn't eating with all of that non-meat out of his diet afterall. I've said his diet appears to be 4-5000 calories a day, because he looks like he eats that much(probably just shits a third of it of it as grease straight into the toilet, there's no way he has anything resembling a normal metabolism, btw the average human shits something like 7% of their ingested calories as undigestable material, bacteria, etc. as I recall reading at some point).

It's said that the easiest way to know if someone is vegan is to just let them talk because they'll make sure you know. With all of the bitching that Fatty is doing about vegans, all while proclaiming the benefits of the carnivore diet(which STILL relies on a calorie deficit to actually see weight loss) he's managed to be more obnoxious about it than the average vegan.

 

[Bassomatic]

Also once a carnivore's teeth are too bad to kill prey or eat it, they just die.

Jacks about to buy a Vitamix with Tammy's money isn't he?

 

[Marc]

Jacks about to buy a Vitamix with Tammy's money isn't he?

He’s likely more willing to make a negative review video for a name brand blender he ruined trying to puree a pork shoulder than he is to buy potted meat at Dollar Tree.

 

[ZipDisk]

The few times Jack has used a blender, he is amusingly pissed off. It's one of the initial causes of the dysphagia speculation. He was making stink face about a blend recipe, and a user I can't remember said "Get used to it Jack, that's your future" and posted a bunch of dysphagia "cook" books.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The few times Jack has used a blender, he is amusingly pissed off. It's one of the initial causes of the dysphagia speculation. He was making stink face about a blend recipe, and a user I can't remember said "Get used to it Jack, that's your future" and posted a bunch of dysphagia "cook" books.

The thought of him relying on blended food like that in combination of a wheelchair and oxygen tank would be a horrifying fate for Jackass.

 

[p1138]

Jacks about to buy a Vitamix with Tammy's money isn't he?

He already did that, so it's sitting somewhere in a box not being used.

3:50 argues with Tammy
4:20 fails to load the blender properly, apparently Tammy told him he was doing it wrong so he's angy
5:40 Makes weird sexual innuendo
6:10 pretends to like the smoothie he made, that apparently wasn't even cold. His face shows he hates it
7:10 has to make a childish comment about plopping noises
8:20 fatty is failing at being funny. Tammy finds it hilarious
9:00 playing with it like retards, Fatty thinks he broke it
9:45 they're happy with it, excited about it and will keep us posted, promises he won't take it back. don't believe we've ever seen it since.

Basically they wasted $450.

 

[Pig Cups]

Kind of random, but I've realized in recent days that I have another pet peeve as it relates to Jack that bothers me- his face.

It's gotten progressively worse as his neurological health has deteriorated, but watching his brain struggle to activate the living motor neurons (among the expanses of dead ones) that remain results in all manner of tard faces that INFURIATE me.



Seriously, Jacko...

The thought of him relying on blended food like that in combination of a wheelchair and oxygen tank would be a horrifying just fate for Jackass.

FTFY.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

No more work for home opportunities for anyone except Tammy so she can clean up after him.

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

After Jack gave up on the daily videos he said he would still be posting his blood pressure, blood sugar and weight on social media, but I guess he didn't like people commenting on his increasing blood pressure so he's only posting his weight now.
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No fucking way he’s at the 270s. His gut is too big for that.

Folks at 270 look nothing close to Jack.

 

[Guntanator]

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No more work for home opportunities for anyone except Tammy so she can clean up after him.

Can someone please return this old man to the nursing home? He appears to be lost.

 

[AnOminous]

The thought of him relying on blended food like that in combination of a wheelchair and oxygen tank would be a horrifying fate for Jackass.

Why? He could just eat like what he is, a fucking baby. He should be sucking baby food through a straw. It could even be meat! Maybe he'd cheer up if they explained that.

 

[Tiresome]

I'm just imagining some sequel to Se7en where a killer starts giving people fates based on their particular combinations of the deadly sins. Jack would make a perfect "Gloth", sitting with his skin welded to a long-dead scootypuff, surrounded by nothing but cans of Armour Potted Meat Food Product that he can't work the pull tab with only one working hand and his feet and shins long since eaten away by the dogs.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Jack would make a perfect "Gloth", sitting with his skin welded to a long-dead scootypuff, surrounded by nothing but cans of Armour Potted Meat Food Product that he can't work the pull tab with only one working hand and his feet and shins long since eaten away by the dogs.

Gluttony and sloth aren't the remarkable things about Jack; he has 'em bad, but look at any demographic study.

Jack's true besetting sin is Pride, and it's almost poetic how his pride is what's taking away his personal freedom and dignity, inch by excruciating inch.