Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
Why is his neck so red?
Symptoms of alcohol intolerance include flushed skin on the neck.

As much as Nick uses his “heat allergy” as an excuse while streaming from his hot tub, it wouldn’t surprise me to learn he’s got an alcohol intolerance as he sinks a bottle of whiskey every night.

Reminds me of the old joke:

“Would you like a drink?”
“No thanks, I’m allergic.”
“Wow, really?”
“Yeah, really. I break out in handcuffs.”

Nick breaks out in reputation and marriage ruination.
 
It's his heat allergy 😂 😂
Wrong. His body is allergic to his head. We're watching the signs of a brain rejection in real time. There's the shaking, another critical sign. His body wants to get as far away as feasibly possible before he comes up with more dumb shit beyond just the drinking to excess. Tattoo-ing embarassingly bad anime scribbles that somehow look worse than "Mandy"'s scribbles. God forbid plunging his junk into that silicone torture chamber... shudder...

The real question is, if his snack budget is $3000, what is his alcohol budget?
Symptoms of alcohol intolerance include flushed skin on the neck.

As much as Nick uses his “heat allergy” as an excuse while streaming from his hot tub, it wouldn’t surprise me to learn he’s got an alcohol intolerance as he sinks a bottle of whiskey every night.
One would think with the sheer amount of deaths that result from substance abuse and hot tubs/bathtubs in the news, he'd rein it in some.
 
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One would think with the sheer amount of deaths that result from substance abuse and hot tubs/bathtubs in the news, he'd rein it in some.
Factors that pose a risk to mere mortals do not stand a chance of making a mark on Nick Rekieta. Whether it’s alcohol, ill-advised remarks pertaining to litigious individuals, extramarital relationships, or loss of viewers and support due to degeneracy and stupid lawsuits, Nick’s got it all under control. He’s fine. Only people less intelligent, wise and suave than Nick feel the impact of those choices.
 
Emphasis mine. I think this is a fundamental issue along with his alcoholism. Look at how Nick constantly talks about how he has to “correct” his church, his kids’ educational co-op, and other people. For some reason he thinks he’s not just the arbiter of all knowledge but an accomplished debater. Nick thinks he’s both smarter than everyone and more persuasive.

Nick is delusional.
This is why Nick gravitates toward overgrown toddlers like Dax Herrera, whose lives revolve around indulging their base urges without consideration for anyone else. They’re the only ones who truly understand Nick. The dedicated fathers who frown upon degeneracy and public disregard of the sanctity of marriage are just prudish buzzkills.

You hit upon one of the core issues (or at least its manifestation) with Nick: his ego, libertinism, or whatever it is that leads him to gravitate toward the breaking or subversion of norms and tradition.

He has harped incessantly since his shift toward outright degenracy about 'being himself' as an extension of the 'liberty' he previously championed and how 'interesting' it is to see societal norms (usually acceptance of sex work in society) up ended--with a rant about conservatives/Republicucks being prudish. It also comes up when he 'corrects' his church teachings for his children.

Nick seems to want and desire change for the sake of change. Dangerously coupled to that, he has an oppositional personality. Nick seems to have little to no respect for the conserving effect of tradition or orthodoxy. He does not come out and say this, but he couches it in terms of 'people should be able to do X. I am not saying *I* would do X--I am a married man and that would be weird, but it should be allowed'. This is a tell that he WANTS to do it, but feels some constraint keeping him from admitting it.

Change for the sake of change and juvenile instinctual rebellion are a poor pairing. It remembers me so much of the times of the Communes in Paris. The delusion that you do not need rules or structure or help from anyone is one that most healthy teenagers outgrow as they learn to live in society and trade social currency.
 
- Nick likes having guests on but it is hard for many to do thr times lot. He asked Joe and Jurt to come on last night but only Joe could make it. He likes to reciprocate by going on people's shows, but it is hard for him to do.
At least he admits it's a problem and he totally destroys he argument with the destiny stream. He'll go there because destiny has a bigger audience but people like kurt and joe are below him.

Rumble glitched and i didn't catch it until it was too late. Considering YT got $66 is is not likely he got much more than that on rumble. The odds of him getting anywhere close to Joe's $231 is near zero.
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Change for the sake of change and juvenile instinctual rebellion are a poor pairing.
The latter is something Nick should have outgrown decades ago. On the one hand, I can’t help but hope that his own children inherited this immaturity from him and will make his life a living hell with it. But ultimately I wouldn’t wish such a deplorable, intractable childishness on innocent kids. And I have little doubt that Nick’s children are already more mature and reasonable than he is.
 
I'm honestly of the belief now that his "sober stream" January, including actually doing collabs etc., is to simply try to sell himself as "Look I good boy" to Rumble. Given how he's backpedaled on the drinking already, none of this seem sincere. The actual stream with Destiny and Balldoman was torture, I turned the audio off after 5 minutes because I could feel myself becoming dumberer listening to it.

I can only assume, based on anecdotes given her and clips, that Balldoman's night streams are just as bad (or worse) as his showing with Destiny.
 
I'm honestly of the belief now that his "sober stream" January, including actually doing collabs etc., is to simply try to sell himself as "Look I good boy" to Rumble.
I’m inclined to agree, if only because Nick is a guy who triples and quadruples down if ever challenged on any decision he’s ever made. Only a grave financial risk — be that loss of income from Rumble or loss of income from a costly divorce — would compel him to even consider modifying his behavior.

The only other time he’s paid lip service to tempering his out of control drinking was when Kayla was humiliated by him telling another woman (who was actually a man) that he wanted to fuck her. I think he actually felt his marriage was at risk at that point. And I can imagine that Nick would consider changing his alcohol consumption only if he’d learned that Rumble doesn’t think his drunk and incoherent streams are as FUNNY as he does.
 
He and lawyers don't speak bluntly. They may try to give the appearance of it; but they twist their words and try to weasel their own meanings into things.
That may be the most delusional thing. Only a non-practicing lawyer could say that with a straight face. Of course Nick can't say anything with a straight face. It's a gay face every time.
 
The latter is something Nick should have outgrown decades ago. On the one hand, I can’t help but hope that his own children inherited this immaturity from him and will make his life a living hell with it. But ultimately I wouldn’t wish such a deplorable, intractable childishness on innocent kids. And I have little doubt that Nick’s children are already more mature and reasonable than he is.

I have no index to how the children behave, but I am at least hopeful that the schooling and religious teaching they do get are enough to put at least the seeds of good sense into their heads so that if they do manage to wander afar in the fields, they are least have some idea of where to turn back.

Where do people go when they need help amd hit rock bottom? Typically their family, old community, friends they trust, or their local parish they grew up in. Why? It is almost as if people are hardwired to understand that thr most basic institutions are able to help them and maintain a sane and stable society.

I'm honestly of the belief now that his "sober stream" January, including actually doing collabs etc., is to simply try to sell himself as "Look I good boy" to Rumble. Given how he's backpedaled on the drinking already, none of this seem sincere. The actual stream with Destiny and Balldoman was torture, I turned the audio off after 5 minutes because I could feel myself becoming dumberer listening to it.

I can only assume, based on anecdotes given her and clips, that Balldoman's night streams are just as bad (or worse) as his showing with Destiny.

I agree the act is likely for Rumble. If they gave Mersh a contract but snubbed Salty Cracker who brings in a lot more audience and revenue, that tells me (and signals to Nick) that they might only have a short-term attention span.

Also, can we just appreciate the fact that Nick's sober stint is hilarious in either a positive or negative interpretation of his own words?

If Nick REALLY meant sober shows only, then he hasto admit that the drink (like the degeneracy) was harmful--just as his old core audience and the Farms has told him for a year or more. He has admitted it was a crutch, nd I wonder if we will get another, 'You were right, but told me in a faggy way, so *I* was right to ignore you' sperg-out.

If Nick is being disingenuous, then he managed to break January sobriety in negative time. It implies either some or all of an inability to control his drinking, loss of memory, and a desperate scrambling to find an excuse for his own failure.
 
Why is any lawyer, non-practicing or not, stupid enough drunkenly ranting about an ongoing case he’s a part of?
He literally thought he was going to be able to monetize this. He thought falsely calling someone a pedophile and then doubling down on it was some free speech cause people would rally around him over, rather than actually being exactly the same kind of fucked up shit KickVic idiots did for clout and everyone hated them for.
 
He has admitted it was a crutch, nd I wonder if we will get another, 'You were right, but told me in a faggy way, so *I* was right to ignore you' sperg-out.
If he's ever in the path of an oncoming train, I'll just tell him "Yoo hoo Mr. buff hot lawyer man, there's a train coming, better get out of the way, sugar buns!"

No jury would convict.
 
I hate shit like this where people will try to reframe an encounter they had in a way that makes them seem cool, calm, and collected. "I tend to speak pretty directly with people." Translation: I was screaming at this guy like an absolute sperg.
TIL that a "tense moment" is Rackets for "screaming my head off and trying to press someone for jokingly referencing my shitty behaviour"
I'd hate to see a proper argument in the Rekieta household, especially when Nick is the dickhead who would try to use the fact that he provides for his wife and kids against them.
"I don't know if I can make it but if I can, I will try. That's the idea". What a firm commitment to show up to celebrate with a friend, it must be so hard to schedule around his drinking, gooning and berating his kids because they exist.
 
Factors that pose a risk to mere mortals do not stand a chance of making a mark on Nick Rekieta. Whether it’s alcohol, ill-advised remarks pertaining to litigious individuals, extramarital relationships, or loss of viewers and support due to degeneracy and stupid lawsuits, Nick’s got it all under control. He’s fine. Only people less intelligent, wise and suave than Nick feel the impact of those choices.
This post is so big brain, I can really feel the literal strain of the crown that our Creator's head wears in your ava. I dare say it looks a little cramped up there. May I suggest photoshopping him a bigger crown? Maybe add more thorns and a bigger jew nose, make him look even more divinely persecuted?
 
I hate shit like this where people will try to reframe an encounter they had in a way that makes them seem cool, calm, and collected. "I tend to speak pretty directly with people." Translation: I was screaming at this guy like an absolute sperg.

The 'voice' he gives for his detractors when he strawman's their argument is one of the most insufferable things that clue you in pretty quickly that we are about to hear some Reddit-level cringe propoganda. How does he expect anyone other that his trained monkeys to to clap along and reinforce his delusion?

Him trying outings to other people's shows will quickly teach him that a lot of harsh opinions exist outside his comfortable shell that he tried to retreat to for the past year

TIL that a "tense moment" is Rackets for "screaming my head off and trying to press someone for jokingly referencing my shitty behaviour"
I'd hate to see a proper argument in the Rekieta household, especially when Nick is the dickhead who would try to use the fact that he provides for his wife and kids against them.
"I don't know if I can make it but if I can, I will try. That's the idea". What a firm commitment to show up to celebrate with a friend, it must be so hard to schedule around his drinking, gooning and berating his kids because they exist.

It's gaslighting--and not in the way troons and that's use the term. I get the impression no one was very hard on Nose as a child, but rather made excuses for him, so he sees no reason to excuse himself.

His concurrent holdings that 'If you are in the area and want to grab a drink, let me know! It is pretty easy for me to get a few hours for that!', and 'Guyz! I so buzzy running tiny terrors around. I no stream.. I sleep.. Pls no bully.' Is laughable.

We all MAKE time for thr things that are important to us, and at the end of the day if we don't, something was obviously more important to you. It is not deternimintive in a single or handful of cases, but a pattern is telling. How many things and shows could he not make time for over the last few years?
 
As much as Nick uses his “heat allergy” as an excuse while streaming from his hot tub, it wouldn’t surprise me to learn he’s got an alcohol intolerance as he sinks a bottle of whiskey every night.
It's so convenient for him, somehow he has an excuse for each and every symptom of alcoholism. But he is totally objective and direct guy, you can tell.

- Hey Nick, you have these red spots, your skin has become so terrible in the past half a year.
- I have a heat allergy, prude. That's why I deliberately spend hours in the hot tub.
- Holy hell Nick you are shaking so much. I think you're having withdrawal tremors.
- I had that since college, stalker. I had visited over 50 doctors and none of them could diagnose it.
- Jeez, maybe stop drinking so much? It seems to be getting out of hand.
- I don't have an addictive personality, SHAUN. I have been a porn addict since I was 15 - that is a prime marker of a non-addictive behaviour pattern.

[In 3-6 months]
- Christ Nick, you are sleeping on the side of the road and you shit yourself.
- That's an imrpov solo camping trip, kiwifag. Enjoy prison.
 
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