Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Kosher Salt]

Isn't 5lbs still supposed to be a bit much? Then again, I am not familiar with burger units.

If you're just starting dieting, it's not at all surprising to lose 5 lbs in the first week. It's water weight. Once you shed that initial 5 pounds or so, it'll slow to 1 or 2 lbs per week. And you should overshoot your target weight by around 5 lbs, too, because you will almost immediately gain the water weight back once you're eating normally.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

https://youtu.be/XfjfHV7qQDw?si=p4NONTC94e_30Apj

If you think Jack was going to follow a clean proper carnivore diet plan, you thought wrong!

Not even a week into the new year and it's meat nitrates and starch covered cheeses!

Why is he so goddamn red? Also glad to see that the Scalfani Gangsta Lean school of camera placement is still in full force.



Oh yeah, as per tradition there's no "recipe down below".

 

[a terminal posture]

Truth Warrior Jack Scalfani graciously explains to the uneducated plebs that his heart-healthy meat monstrosity actually contains no processed foods, just GUD MEAT (if you don't count the Italian sausage, pepperoni, shitty deli ham, salami and shreddy cheese)

The 5th Impact can't come for this fat bastard and his rotting purple gimp arm soon enough

RE: 'uncured meat'. People bitch about cured meat because the nitrates and nitrites cause cancer (who cares, so does everything). Supposedly 'uncured meats' use nitrates and nitrites from 'naturally' occurring sources (e.g. celery juice). So either way you are getting the cancer chemicals. I still lol that they are allowed to label products as such.

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[fag0rz]

https://youtu.be/XfjfHV7qQDw?si=p4NONTC94e_30Apj

If you think Jack was going to follow a clean proper carnivore diet plan, you thought wrong!

Not even a week into the new year and it's meat nitrates and starch covered cheeses!

Jack has that one eye closed, Popeye thing going on. Sounds like him too. SHIVER ME TIMBERS!

0:47 "I can speak better than that!" he gurgles while spitting on himself.

And why is he wearing a Manhattan, NY shirt? I thought New York was full of gay libtards who hate hardworking patriots like Jack Scalfani? It couldn't be that Hammy is playing Mr. Potato Head and dressing him up to laugh at him... ?

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I found the exact meats he used in case anybody is curious about the ingredients.

Member's Mark Uncured Black Forest Ham


Member's Mark Hard Salami


Hormel Pepperoni


Great Value Italian Sausage

 

[Crispy Jakes]

Nothing says unprocessed and clean eating quite like value brand "meat" with petroleum derivatives banned in most first world countries like propyl gallate and BHA.

 

[topshrek]

Great Value Italian Sausage
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His 'leaning' Carnivore diet is already off to a great start! Nothing says clean, unprocessed meat quite like "Italian" sausage sweetened with corn syrup. Just like mia mamma used to make! Buon appetito!

 

[Doctor of Autism]

https://youtu.be/XfjfHV7qQDw?si=p4NONTC94e_30Apj

If you think Jack was going to follow a clean proper carnivore diet plan, you thought wrong!

Not even a week into the new year and it's meat nitrates and starch covered cheeses!

This would be a fine recipe if it was a college student making some weird fucking recipe at 4 in the morning or something, but this is terrible for a diet.

Between the pre-cooked chicken (I should've known that Jack could never make Chicken that decent looking), the fucking butter "sauce" he puts on top, and the fucking mountain of processed cheese and meats on top.

Jack might as well just make the Denali Meat Mountain without the buns.

 

[Crispy Jakes]

I've got the sneak peek on Jack's next carnivore diet recipe:

 

[Super Hans v2]

Why is he so goddamn red? Also glad to see that the Scalfani Gangsta Lean school of camera placement is still in full force.

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Oh yeah, as per tradition there's no "recipe down below".

Shit blood flow. It and other bodily juices are building up, which is also why his left is so taut and bloated.

 

[fag0rz]

Jesus, at this rate he will have his 5th stroke by the end of this month. He has zero clue about what qualifies as a healthy diet. Heavily processed meat and cheese with butter and cream sauce. Fucking hell man. Does he not realize that strokes are caused by clogged arteries? All of this cholesterol and fat will only clog his arteries even more.

Jackoff hears it all the time, but he ignores advice that he can't twist into justification for inhaling piles of slop. A 'plant-based diet' is for hippies. But CARNIVORE? O HO! MEAT GUD! Those doctors have to get up pretty early in the morning to outsmart Jack Scalfani!

Charles seems adept at telling Jack what he wants to hear, so one suspects that Charles wants to kill him.

 

[100BitchHere]

Jackoff hears it all the time, but he ignores advice that he can't twist into justification for inhaling piles of slop. A 'plant-based diet' is for hippies. But CARNIVORE? O HO! MEAT GUD! Those doctors have to get up pretty early in the morning to outsmart Jack Scalfani!

Charles seems adept at telling Jack what he wants to hear, so one suspects that Charles wants to kill him.

Charles is every bit as retarded as Jack is. The difference is Charles doesn't eat the quantity Jack does.

 

[Gulls on Film]

Jack is going wild in the comments right after the video is posted. So much for “hiring” moderators for your comments section. That was bullshit from the start.

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how the fuck did you like that?

My theory is that Tammy cut off Jack from using her credit card on fiverr after he spent too much money paying someone to design his retarded Jesus shirts. Hence why his comment sections are a shitshow of him yelling "YES MOM" to everyone concerned about his salty meat consumption and why his thumbnails have reverted back to his smug bitemoji instead of cats and dogs with arrows pointing at his food.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Came up in my YouTube homepage today. Two years ago lol

 

[Marc]

If Jack stays consistent with shitting five or more lbs of blood every day, then I’m happy for him. We’ll know he’s finally passed/miscarried his own brain when the FB weight loss journey post shows a diaper loaded with nothing but clots, and Tammy snipping the umbilical with kitchen scissors. Then Jack can move into his Hartley Hooligans phase of stinking like rotten cheese, instead of like himself.

 

[densedance]

"I allready lost 8lb in the past 4 days"

Just no ..

 

[p1138]

Why is he so goddamn red?

Considering how ridiculously high his blood pressure is, the utter garbage he eats, and the glee that he's about to eat a bunch of processed bullshit full of salt, sugar, nitrates, etc. I'd be surprised if he wasn't beet red.

Charles is every bit as retarded as Jack is. The difference is Charles doesn't eat the quantity Jack does.

Charles presumably also exercises, or at a minimum isn't a totally sedentary jackass. He's just got his own retarded traits like the whole clan seems to.

 

[JudyTester]

Why? He could just eat like what he is, a fucking baby. He should be sucking baby food through a straw. It could even be meat! Maybe he'd cheer up if they explained that.

I honestly think he should start eating those Churu things for cats. They're cat Gogurt and very low calorie. Maybe that's what it would take for him to lose weight.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I honestly think he should start eating those Churu things for cats. They're cat Gogurt and very low calorie. Maybe that's what it would take for him to lose weight.

I honestly think he should go get some Arby’s takeout and then wash it down with a few cans of Campbell soup

 

[ddlloo]

Charles' starting point on a carnivore diet wasn't as a nearly 60 year old crippled bowling ball with fucked legs, 1 working arm, half a working face, mince meat for brains, and arteries with tendency to throw him a stroke for the hell of it.

Oh, and I'm guessing Charles exercises, and sticks to the diet well too.

Charles is a different type of retard to jack, jack's a high level all round retard, whereas Charles specializes in being creepily sure of his own opinions. Makes sense for jack to seek refuge in this diet, but it's dumb as dogshit for Charles to recommend it and doubly so considering he knows how fatty operates when it comes to sticking to diets.