"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Drama Fan]

Wrong as always @Null child. On the Richter Scale each numeral up is 10x (log 10) not 2x. So the difference from a 3->4->5->6 would be 10x, 100x, and 1000x for example.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richter_scale

 

[Active User]

I really enjoyed the comic book review. I'm not a comic book guy, was the comic book that short? Are comic books supposed to be this short? It felt like 10 pages.

Not really sure where you're getting this from. Unless I'm misremembering and ISOM didn't only release as trade paperback, it's about a hundred pages long on readcomic which is extremely long for a single issue. Google says the average for a single issue for most modern comics is 20-24 pages of content and ~10 of ads (ew), so this is 4-5x as long as that.

As a whole, yeah individual issues go by fast.

 

[FatalTater]

Wait, is this true? Can women actually not pinch their stream off mid piss?

As someone equipped with female parts, I just went to the bathroom and, For Science, successfully stopped and started a stream of pee multiple times. It can be done!

 

[TyrasGuard]

Not really sure where you're getting this from. Unless I'm misremembering and ISOM didn't only release as trade paperback, it's about a hundred pages long on readcomic which is extremely long for a single issue. Google says the average for a single issue for most modern comics is 20-24 pages of content and ~10 of ads (ew), so this is 4-5x as long as that.

As a whole, yeah individual issues go by fast.

Nah I'm super dumb. The way he summarized the story made me feel like the comic was super short. It was obvious that it had lots of pages.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I have seen more than my fair share of stroke victims. I don't know if I would call Mersh's recent episode a stroke or even transient ischaemic attack (a mini-stroke). There is no facial droop that I could see. His speech, while incoherent, is not slurred. You can still make out his words. He doesn't appear to be paralysed so much as he is in the grip of involuntary movements, which is not generally a symptom of a TIA except in rare, fucked-up cases. Whatever it is, it's not good, but it looks more like some kind of seizure.

It’s less FAST but it’s definitely some form of apraxia of speech or dysarthria. Seems more like a form of Broca’s aphasia. Not medical advice.

 

[DavidS877]

Wrong as always @Null child. On the Richter Scale each numeral up is 10x (log 10) not 2x. So the difference from a 3->4->5->6 would be 10x, 100x, and 1000x for example.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richter_scale

This doesn't change the fact that Los Angeles and San Francisco would both be greatly improved by a Magnitude 10 earthquake.

 

[netorare]

Is there a thread of the downsyndrome gay guy that makes these videos oh himself saying the most retarded shit? he has been featured in quite a few of the past MADTI streams.

 

[Pomniman]

Does he have a thread?

Don't think so, but he's responsible for this masterpiece

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

You know I can't help but wonder if Josh's master plan

I will bet a fellow Kiwi 2000 dollars it has something to do with consentaccident.com. I was rewatching an early 2022 MATI stream and he spoiled a bit of what his plan has to do and it involves that site.

 

[Moon Cricket]

As someone equipped with female parts, I just went to the bathroom and, For Science, successfully stopped and started a stream of pee multiple times. It can be done!

I can pause the stream mid flow for a bit too but no chance would I be able to up and leave the toilet and go about my day whilst in that paused mid-piss state.

Not a chance.

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

I can pause the stream mid flow for a bit too but no chance would I be able to up and leave the toilet and go about my day whilst in that paused mid-piss state.

Not a chance.

You are weak and lack the inherit genetic superiority of the Y chromosome. The Y chromosome is a result of nature breaking off our weakness from the X chromosome and making us better. A man can stop piss mid stream and immediately go to war. We are also the only mammal, other than horses, that is able to shit while we are at a full run. Women could never which is why in real war women will always be inferior.

Thank you Kiwi Farmers for teaching me the truth about Male Superiority. Monday, while I am on the MAX headed to work, I will run from car to car shitting just to flex on the femoids who may or may not be on the train and let them no their real place in the universe.

 

[Chongqing]

Don't think so, but he's responsible for this masterpiece

I have to give him credit for understanding English grammar in a way it's not common ("You'll" in the title).

Sorry for my grammar nazi tism, but it's not as bad as imprisoning a woman for half a decade.

 

[beautiful person]

I haven't watched the latest stream yet, so Idk what this pissing conversation is about, but it sounds very autistic, but also somewhat enlightening.

while I am on the MAX headed to work

Do other cities call their train system the MAX, or are you one of those poor unfortunate souls that live in Portland?

 

[Karen Horney]

I can pause the stream mid flow for a bit too but no chance would I be able to up and leave the toilet and go about my day whilst in that paused mid-piss state.

Not a chance.

I managed it. It was very uncomfortable for a few minutes, but it's half an hour later and I have no problem doing other stuff. Feels kinda weird though.

Question for the men: what's the use case here and why do so many of you know you can do that? Even in the story from reddit it would be better to just yell "occupied" at the person banging on the door and take five seconds to finish up.

 

[Moon Cricket]

I managed it. It was very uncomfortable for a few minutes, but it's half an hour later and I have no problem doing other stuff. Feels kinda weird though.

Question for the men: what's the use case here and why do so many of you know you can do that? Even in the story from reddit it would be better to just yell "occupied" at the person banging on the door and take five seconds to finish up.

Ever waited ((patiently)) for a man to finish peeing? They sometimes take fucking forever. I used to believe that they took their sweet ass time on purpose.

Maybe because we tend to empty our smaller bladders in seconds whilst they need longer so they have the ability to be able to stop and restart later on?

Pure speculation though.

 

[Karen Horney]

Ever waited ((patiently)) for a man to finish peeing? They sometimes take fucking forever. I used to believe that they took their sweet ass time on purpose.

Maybe because we tend to empty our smaller bladders in seconds whilst they need longer so they have the ability to be able to stop and restart later on?

Pure speculation though.

Not to mention they run everything through an extra tube. Now I'm curious, I need a large woman, a small man, and a stopwatch.

 

[Claude Sigma]

Noooooo stalker woman, you cannot stop urinating mid-stream.
Enjoy incontinence.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Ever waited ((patiently)) for a man to finish peeing? They sometimes take fucking forever. I used to believe that they took their sweet ass time on purpose.

Maybe because we tend to empty our smaller bladders in seconds whilst they need longer so they have the ability to be able to stop and restart later on?

Pure speculation though.

Some guys struggle to get started.

 

[Big Mommy]

Mad at the Internet archive on YouTube for January 5th, 2024. Sorry for delay, had to remove the Dave Chapelle video and distort the audio (very slightly) in order to escape Netflix's wrath (1:04:04). I also sped up the video and added a track during the accidental muting (29:40).

 

[Claude Sigma]

Question for the men: what's the use case here and why do so many of you know you can do that?

It's a very useful skill to have for when you're peeing in the sink (all men do) and you hear someone approaching. It would be far too dangerous otherwise.