Chris goes to Animate! Raleigh convention

[A Grey Cat]

Selfies have started.
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Remind me to get his printed....so I can pin it to my wall with knives and darts.

 

[Yaks]

I want to see Chris go to AlienCon and attend the alien/angel channeling panels. It would be a delight watching him during those question times. Autist vs Grifter Autist.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

This inspired me, as many of your generations do:

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(Hilariously, this image also popped up in the same initial generation, and I have no idea why. Perhaps the AI is trying to tell us something?)

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My cabbages!

Zapruder quality frame.
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Edit: Source is Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/18zqjny/chris_flutter/

is that an Apple Watch Ultra? I can’t say with certainty because I can’t see the whole thing but Id expect him to waste money on something like that.

 

[purpleflurp]

I'm genuinely shocked that Chris isn't on a universal convention blacklist.

 

[Male Idiot]

I hope he goes hard into Star Wars. Nicky Rackets won this round but Chris is already aiming high. Chris is the spotlighted fan Disney Wars deserves.

The merging of Sonichu Demon and Star Wars™ Kid in action.

Luke, have I ever told you about Ashoka Tano Christian Christopher Christine Jesus Weston Chandler Sonichu? He was your fathers spergy fat alien apprentice. He used to wear the same damn clothes every day and he smelled like a Hutt's rectum... We tought him to shove a medallion up his ass like a dildo... He was constantly being catfished by trolls, it was like a constant tard tales. We used to send him pizzas after every battle and once we had the entire 501st call him at home and yell Julay. It was surreal. But he was a good lolcow.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Well well well....The "Force" identifies as female.

 

[King Kiwi]

Waiting for the plot twist that his galpal is actually a sex-doll he rigged up as a puppet to go out with him in public…

More than likely a very well paid babysitter with some paramour perks.

He can feed her, flirt a little, etc. but she or Caden is bankrolling this shit with her money or money from the tardcasts. She's not dressed as Darth Maul or Fluttershy or whatever, even if she's into MLP.

She looks like a silently suffering unofficial tard wrangler who might have once had a crush on Chris and/or she was hired by Caden and he explained the unique circumstances to her. Maybe she has a past that makes it hard to find work/maybe she genuinely talked to Chris online and made a deal to be his bodyguard/beau. Who knows

 

[Wooper]

Wait this was a panel about Aqua Teen Hunger Force? It is a crime the voice of Carl or Master Shake didn't lay into him for saying something so retarded. Instead we're in the timeline where some who makes a reddit tier Christians are le bad comment.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Wiki has a transcript and a page for this event.

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i was just operating under the assumption that i didn't make the words out too well in the video... but no, this really is incomprehensible
not the usual Chris incomprehensible of talking about things people might not be familiar with,... this time it's downright not even a question, barely a suggestion, a vague soup of verbal fuck

 

[Night Crawler]

Someone should tell all those people in those pictures they were close to a guy who finger banged his mom. lol

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Someone should tell all those people in those pictures they were close to a guy who finger banged his mom. lol

He didn't *just* finger bang her. There was forced full on penetration with unconscentchual clit liking and probably Chris ramming his tongue down Barb's throat. I don't understand how anyone could willingly want to be in this man's vicinity, especially a woman. Like WTF.

 

[bile demon]

Animefags are some of the ugliest people in the world, second only to speedrunners. No wonder this hideous, fat mutant didn't raise any eyebrows.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

She looks like a silently suffering unofficial tard wrangler who might have once had a crush on Chris and/or she was hired by Caden and he explained the unique circumstances to her. Maybe she has a past that makes it hard to find work/maybe she genuinely talked to Chris online and made a deal to be his bodyguard/beau. Who knows

She really does have that look about her like you described, rather than someone who's actually dating Chris. I haven't seen a picture where she seems genuinely thrilled to be hanging around with Chris, or even looking at him like someone's genuinely interested in him romantically would look at him.

Seems like every picture she's in, she's looking at her phone, and paying attention to anything other than Chris unless she's in a situation like sitting across from him.

 

[Night Crawler]

He didn't *just* finger bang her. There was forced full on penetration with unconscentchual clit liking and probably Chris ramming his tongue down Barb's throat. I don't understand how anyone could willingly want to be in this man's vicinity, especially a woman. Like WTF.

It's probably because they know he is retarded and retarded people don't get blamed for doing retarded shit.

 

[innocent jogger]

I would use yandex but it throws up endless captcha challenges when using a free vpn.

Dude, it does that to me too no matter if I use VPN, Tor or other IPs (and yeah, I know about cookies and mac address and shit). I really liked Yandex but it has been shitting the bed for a while now. I couldn't take any more retardation about traffic lights and bikes so I just stopped using it.

Waiting for the plot twist that his galpal is actually a sex-doll he rigged up as a puppet to go out with him in public…

Anytime I have seen even the blurriest bigfoot shot of her face I get serious Muppet vibes so you may be on to something...

So if ATHF gets another season I'm betting it will have a Chris inspired character.

I loved ATHF back in the day and still like them but they don't need another season. They didn't need that stupid 2022 movie either with Boxy Brown's voiced replaced. Fuck Adult Swim.

Imagine being up on that panel and fucking chris chan shows up to ask questions, that's an incredible way to flip a script on someone

I feel like everyone involved with this con had at least some forewarning. I doubt they were like "Were having an anime con...hurk durk durk...Chris Chan bought tickets and the internet knows about it...hurk durk durk." Not saying they are in on it but I'm sure they knew before it opened that his gross ass had bought tickets and was shambling there.

Wonder if anyone on the panel realized who Chris was? Some audience members clearly knew. Seems like it’s his Ahsoka era, now. That tentacle headdress looked like it was perhaps a child’s hoody before being doctored to fit Chris’ head.

I'm convinced more than ever that that was on of Chris' "clever" disguises (ala Gary Glitter) lol Let's see what the Teflon Tard is wearing tomorrow...

She looks like a silently suffering unofficial tard wrangler who might have once had a crush on Chris and/or she was hired by Caden and he explained the unique circumstances to her.

At this point I'm thinking she knows what she is doing. There is a lot of money suddenly in Chris' life and it isn't coming from his dimensional merge brain. Someone is pulling the strings somewhere. Who knows, maybe even Elliot Donger is throwing some cash at praetor just to move CWC around and take some focus off of him after the Kiwi Farms kerfuffle...

Someone should tell all those people in those pictures they were close to a guy who fingerED AND banged his mom. lol

FTFY. Now, excuse me while I puke.

 

[A Flying Nun]

But yeah, there’s a distinct possibility that Chris is getting China that isn’t decrepit, 80 years old and related to him.

Haha good one. Now c'mon, gimme the REAL answer!

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

I haven't seen a picture where she seems genuinely thrilled to be hanging around with Chris, or even looking at him like someone's genuinely interested in him romantically would look at him.

Q: How does a Finn express love?
A: They almost tell their partner how they feel.

It's practically a Taboo for Finns to show emotion in public (laughing after your 7th jaloviina will get you kicked out of public office). If Flutter is from Perkele-land, as I suspect, her emotional response to PDAs from Chris will be frowns and annoyance simply because all of that is uncool in her culture. Doubly, Finns are extremely Xenophobic, so she would not want the attention of strangers.

 

[AfghanBlue]

>fedora atheism in Anno Domini 2024

Anno Domino's

 

[ForgedBlades]

Every single time I scroll through the "celebrity" guest list for one of these conventions all I can hear in my head is Norm saying "ALL THE STARS ARE HERE!"

 

[King Kiwi]

Every single time I scroll through the guest list for one of these conventions all I can hear in my head is Norm saying "ALL THE STARS ARE HERE!"

Chris isn't a star, he's a hippopotamus with cotton candy for hair.